Everyone in the Cute Toot House watched as Lady Palutena farted a poot so brassy, it caused all the furniture in The Room to break apart, with everyone in shock as they turned to Palutena, who just chuckled. The Room they were in was Mario's room, who expanded it greatly after kicking his edgy brother, Luigi, out.
"Aww yeah! Nothing makes you feel more stronger than a fart like that! Cause you know what they say!" Palutena stated as she stood up, pointing at the ceiling as she tuba tooted again. "Take chances! Make mistakes! Get messy!"
"I knew I should've stayed home today..." Silver moaned as he slapped his right hand on his forehead.
"According to my research..." Zelda trailed off as she was looking through various files, being the team's accountant. "...we have heard of the Anti Gassy Krew ambushing the Super Fart Club!"
"And we're concerned for them why...?" Mario remarked as he was eating some dinner rolls with his bar of butter.
"Because it's fart themed like us, and Lucina's in it!" Palutena exclaimed as she glanced to her right to see the fledgling Hip 'n' Kool Krew sneaking by, placing her hands on her hips. "And just what are you guys up to?"
As if on cue, the Bulk and Skull theme from Power Rangers began playing, followed by a canned laughter track. Palutena began tuba tooting to the brass parts of the song.
"...We were gonna beat up Ness." Bowser Junior pointed out as he pointed at Ness.
"What? Why do you wanna hurt an innocent little girl like me?" Ness responded as he held his hands together, blinking innocently as he had a sickeningly cute appearance for widening his adorable eyes, brightly shining.
Everyone looked at Ness awkwardly as they didn't know what to say.
"What? No one gave me problems like this at my old school..." Ness trailed on as he rubbed his right arm with his left hand.
"Ooh, so what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do, guys, huh? What are we gonna do?" Lana squealed with joy as she burped loudly, falling on her back and laughing.
"Oh, bad! Oh, bad! Oh, bad, bad, bad!" Alph, the Mexican exclaimed as he began barfing up tacos and beans.
"OOH! BEANS!" Palutena exclaimed as she attempted to jump at them, with Pit and Lucario holding them back.
"NO, LADY PALUTENA! THAT'S COVERED IN PUKE! IT'S GROSS AND DANGEROUS!" Pit exclaimed as he used all of his might to pull Palutena back.
"Is it just me or do we all sound like we're saying certain catchphrases?" Claus remarked as he turned to Jigglypuff.
"I don't know, but we've been frizzled!" Sonic exclaimed as he pointed at a huge pink tornado heading towards them, with it spewing sharks.
"Oh shit." Lucario stated nonchalantly as he released Palutena, with everyone hiding behind the table as Bowser Jr. and Alph ran out of The Room, both of them being knocked in the back my sharks. Palutena, however, stood up, smiling as she clapped her hands together, recognizing it.
"Whoa!" Palutena gasped as she watched the tornado spewing sharks everywhere, with Toadette slowing down as she returned to her normal mushroom self. "Where did you learn to turn into a Sharknado?"
"Oh, Dry Bowser taught me!" Toadette giggled as she held her hands together. "He's so considerate once you get to know him! He's not much of a bad guy!"
"No, but I'm a drifter." Dry Bowser stated as he was standing on the edge with a blue scarf around his skeletal neck, his boney arms folded together, with the edge overlooking the group meeting of the Cute Toot House. "And I prefer to be as I work - alone."
"Whatever, Bowser Bones..." Mario remarked with a scoff as he rolled his eyes, surprised that Dry Bowser was here despite his total bullshit absence from Smash 4.
"…Say, that gives me an idea on how we can take down those girls at the Hot Topic Krew!" Jigglypuff spoke up as she clapped her puffy hands together.
"Will it be tough to the puff?" The Villager remarked as he was painting his small wooden bird cages with red, loving the color of blood.
"...That wasn't even funny." Jigglypuff remarked as she chucked a Fan item at Villager, hitting him in the eye, which caused him to go blind as he got a paper cut.
"Great, now I have to fix someone else." Claus sighed in annoyance as he left the table to tend to the Villager.
Everyone else just looked at each other as Petey Piranha broke through the window, laughing as he dusted himself off.
"Why hello, it's me, the red guy!" Petey Piranha greeted himself in Charlie Adler's voice as he pointed at himself with his green leaves. "...And green, actually. The red and green guy, like the Mario Brothers. Anyway, I got some news for you big guys!"
"Bane?" Cia randomly stated as she popped her head into The Room, with everyone except Petey chucking various Smash items at her in order to shoo her off.
"Enough Baneposting, you fat-a sack of crap-a, give us the goddamn news!" Mario exclaimed as he suddenly got angry, slamming his fists on the wooden table.
"Okay, okay." Petey stated as he barfed out a small compact television, the set being yellow colored as he patted on it with his right leaf a couple of times, making Arceus appeared. Everyone gasped as they looked at the television set closely.
"I'm glad that you guys managed to get this television set working somehow," Arceus remarked as he was in his private home high above in the clouds circling over the Smash Tower. "Because I have learned of something horrible..."
"That has to wait!" Jigglypuff interrupted as she placed her right stubby hand in front of the television set, angering Arceus. "Because we're ending on a cliffhanger, and I figured out how we can trap the Hot Topic Krew!"
"We'll be right back after these commercials!" Palutena stated as she pointed her big butt at the screen and farted, covering up the screen in green fart gas.