"Sup babe?" Sora said as he walked out of his cabin. He gave a smirk at Kairi as he walked past her. She was shocked. First of all, his hair looked completely different. And second, he had never once had the nerve to call her "babe."
"Excuse me?" Kairi said. Sora ignored her. He plopped down onto the passenger seat next to Donald who was flying the ship. He put his feet up onto the monitor and put his hands behind his head. He took a carrot out of his pocket and began to munch on it, not paying attention to Donald. Donald frowned as he saw Sora's feet on the monitor. He cleared his throat loudly. Sora looked over at Donald, still munching on his carrot.
"Eh…" he said. "What's up, duck?" Donald took out his staff and smacked Sora's feet with it. Sora frowned.
"The heck, bro?" Sora said.
"Keep your feet off the monitor, bro." Donald said. Sora made a rude hand gesture at Donald and then walked away. Kairi gasped. What was with Sora? He was acting like a jerk.
"Looks like someone took their jerky pills this morning." Kairi said coldly. Sora smiled and put his arm around her.
"Chill out, babe." Sora said. "Just stick to being pretty, why don't you?" Kairi shoved Sora aside.
"Okay, what is your problem?" Kairi said. Sora smiled, oblivious to the fact that Kairi found him repulsive at the moment. "You're acting like a complete ass."
"That's just how I roll, babe." Sora said. Kairi was fuming.
"Stop calling me 'babe.'" She said. Sora merely smiled and didn't respond. A beeping sound filled the Gummi Ship. Donald yelled to the rest of the group.
"There's something heading straight for the ship!" Donald yelled. Looking out the window, Sora saw a large circular object about fifty times the size of the Gummi Ship.
"Looks like we're headed straight for that moon!" Goofy said. Kairi gasped in horror and covered her mouth. She lowered her hand and spoke in a scared voice.
"That's not a moon." Kairi said. "It's a ship." Upon taking a closer look, Sora could see several turrets and windows on the object. Sora heard static as a signal came in through the Gummi ship. A deep raspy voice came through the communicator.
"You are flying in restricted airspace. Leave now or be destroyed." The voice said. The voice sent a tingle down Sora's spine. He could've sworn he had he had heard it before. Donald pressed a button on the command board and spoke into a little microphone.
"Sorry. We'll take a different…" Donald was interrupted by Sora yanking the microphone out of his hand and screaming into it.
"We need to get to Disney Castle and we go where we want!" Sora yelled. "And if you don't like it you can kiss my…" Sora was thrown backwards by a force coming from the other ship. An alarm beeped on the Gummi ship.
"One of our engines is out!" Donald yelled. The same voice from before rang through the ship.
"You fools." It said. "You are hereby under arrest by order of the galactic empire." A large beam struck the Gummi ship, sending the passengers into a state of panic. The beam began to pull the Gummi ship closer to the giant object. Sora remembered seeing a large door open, and then he blacked out.
Sora woke in a daze. He looked around the room he was in. It looked a lot like a prison cell. He looked to his right and saw Kairi, John, Goofy, and Donald hanging by their wrists. Sora was also hanging. He struggled with his restraints for a moment. He broke them and fell to the ground. He summoned his Keyblade and shot spells at the rest of the chains to break them. The rest of the group fell to the ground, which woke them up. Sora smiled.
"Who always gets you outta trouble?" Sora said. He pointed two thumbs at himself. "This guy. You can thank me now." Kairi ran up to Sora and slapped him. Sora rubbed the spot where he had been slapped. "OW!" he said.
"YOU'RE THE REASON WE'RE IN THIS MESS IN THE FIRST PLACE!" she yelled. "IF YOU HAD JUST KEPT YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT…"
"DON'T YOU YELL AT ME!" Sora yelled "IT'S NOT MY FAULT WHOEVER FLIES THIS SHIP IS A JERK!"
"IT'S RESTRICTED TERRITORY YOU IDIOT!" Kairi yelled. "IF YOU HADN'T SAID ANYTHING WE COULD'VE JUST LEFT!"
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" Sora yelled. "I'VE SAVED YOUR LIFE SO MANY TIMES OVER THE YEARS I'VE LOST TRACK! ALSO, I'M THE ONE WHO FINALLY GOT RID OF MALEFI…" A red blast of light nearly missed Sora's head. Sora turned around to see a half a dozen soldiers in white armor aiming blasters at him.
"Quiet down in there!" One of them yelled. Sora clenched his fist and banged on the bars twice.
"What did you say to me?" he said. Sora summoned his Keyblade and shoved it through the bars, jabbing the soldier in the head, and knocking him down. The other soldiers gasped. The soldier got up and pointed his blaster at Sora.
"Fire!" he yelled. Several red blasts were shot at Sora, who quickly cast a Reflega spell, sending the blasts back at the soldiers. The soldiers tried to shield themselves. Some were shot down while a few others ran away yelling "We need backup! All Storm troopers report!" Sora smirked at his own work.
"See?" he said, facing Kairi. "I always fix the problem." Kairi rolled her eyes. She summoned her Keyblade and pointed it at the lock of the cell. A jet of white light shot from the end of the Keyblade into the lock. The lock broke and the cell door opened.
"I could've done that." Sora said.
"Then why didn't you?" Kairi snapped. "Come on. Let's get out of here." Sora, Kairi, John, Donald, and Goofy made their way through the hallway cautiously, careful not to run into more storm troopers. Sora made his way around a corner and bumped into something. Sora looked up to see a large hairy monster looking creature holding a gun.
"BRRROOOOAAAWR." It said. Sora screamed and jumped back. He summoned his Keyblade.
"What the hell are you?!" Sora said.
"That's Chewbacca." A man with dark hair holding a blaster appeared behind Sora. Sora faced the man and scowled.
"And who are you supposed to be?" Sora snapped.
"I'm Han Solo." The man said. He pointed his blaster at Sora's forehead. "And you're dead meat."
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