The Ultimate Alliance Of Authors Episode 34 In Loving Memory Of Karin

The chant of remembrance for Karin has shaken the foundations of the anime/manga world that the powers that be decided to have a memorial service for her. In addition to the Ultimate Alliance Of Authors, Rose Tiger and Legend of Namikaze Naruto, the guests included The Fundamental Federation of Fictionist. Their members included zerocool, freesoft, Vapor_Snake, Potterhater, Notatwilightfan, and Myron.

"Hey, thanks for coming," ravercozy said shaking zerocool's hand.

"Thanks for doing this," zerocool answered. "Sasuke's such a dick for doing that."

"Yeah," Adngo 714 said. "It's like 'what happened to the loyalty?'"

"Hey, how come you and the Legendary Leaguers aren't fighting," asked freesoft. "Did you call a truce?"

"Yeah, those guys are a bunch of assheads," Kage Bijuu said. "But they have a measure of respect though."

"That's what it's all about," Vapor_Snake said. "I'm just glad I was able to make it here, I was supposed to be on a mission. Apparently there's a new Metal Gear out there and I have to do something about it."

They continued to talk and console each other when there was an explosion.

"Seig Hizzle, my nizzle!"

"It can't be," lulamaemobster said. "Black Nazi."

I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS

Hinata Steps Up

The semi conscious Sasuke was surrounded by Naruto & Gaara with Sakura, she was angry as she grabbed him by the collar and began to drag him behind her.

"You must've lost your damn mind," she said smacking him in the head. "You do not knock out a 12 year old girl and leave her on a park bench after she told you that she loves you. Anything could've happened to me, you know how creepy the village really is, Orochimaru used to live there."

"Aren't we going to help?" asked Juugo as he continued to check himself out.

"We won't be able to help him if we're dead," Kabuto answered. "Even with us in Lord Mode, it'd still be four enhanced opponents. Don't worry, we'll get him back. I'll collect Suigetsu, go get Karin."

As soon as they got back to the village, Sakura dragged her to the hokage herself.

"Here he is," she said with him tied up.

"You little asshole," Tsunade said. "It's D-Block for you."

"And don't think it's gonna stop there," Sakura said as the ANBU came to take Sasuke away. "Your ass is mine when you get out."

Meanwhile, Naruto went looking for Hinata but couldn't find her no matter where he looked and her teammates didn't know where she was. At the end of his rope, he did the one thing he didn't want to do, ask Hiashi about his daughter. He went to the Hyuuga manor and was let in by a servant.

"He usually doesn't let me in so easy," Naruto thought as the servant lead him. "I hope nothing's wrong."

They arrived at Hiashi's study to find him reading a letter.

"You should read this," Hiashi said.

Naruto took the letter and read it.

To whoever finds this important.

You assholes had better not classify me as a missing-nin, Sasuke tried to kill Naruto and you never classified him as such. Speaking of Naruto and Sasuke, he'll know what this is about and tell him congratulations on kicking Sasuke's ass. I'm going to handle some business and I'll be back.

Hinata Uzumaki…I mean, Hyuuga.

"Do you know what this is about?" Hiashi asked.

"Yeah, she said something about getting me a gift."

"No, she didn't," Hiashi said knowing that Naruto was lying. "Tell me the truth."

"I swear," Naruto said.

"If you don't tell me what you've got my daughter mixed up in, Byakugan. I'll beat the answer out of you."

"I told you, nothing," Naruto assured. "How long has she been gone?"

"Right after you left," Hiashi said. "You'd better go find her or I'm going to kill you a lot."

Naruto could see that he was serious and decided that it was best to listen, he first headed to Tsunade to let her know where he was going.

"Just don't cause a war," Tsunade said. "And hurry back."

"Gotcha."

Meanwhile, Hinata just reached the gates of the Mist Village where she was stopped by the guards.

"What do you w…?"

"Tell, the Mizukage that I'm here," Hinata said not even looking at the guards.

They approached her with their weapons drawn which only made her angry enough to attack and incapacitate all but one.

"I tried to be nice," she said. "Now, take me to the Mizukage."

Unable to refuse, he simply led her to the Mizukage's home.

"I've been waiting for you," Mei said upon meeting Hinata. "I figured you'd make your way here sooner or later."

"Shut up," Hinata said. "What did you do to Naruto?"

"I told you, I ruined him for any other woman. He didn't even respond to you, did he?"

"I've had it with this, Byakugan!"

"Wait, wait," Mei said. "I just redecorated, let's do this outside. I promise that we won't be interrupted."

She led Hinata to a special battle ground similar to the training fields in the Leaf Village.

"Okay," Mei said. "Once I kick your little ass, you're out of the picture and Naruto's mine."

"Deal," said the confident Hinata. "And after I beat you, you tell me what to do to bring Naruto back around."

After hearing this, Mei just laughed at Hinata.

"What's so funny?"

"I can tell that you don't have it in you to fuck him like that," Mei said. "You're a Hyuuga, after all. You people are frigid as hell."

"That's it," Hinata said charging towards Mei.

Hinata struck at her but Mei was able to bend her body enough to dodge it completely, she counterattacked but Hinata was also able to bend out of the way and both kunoichi marveled at the other's flexibility.

"So, she has a little talent," Mei thought.

"Naruto must've enjoyed the things she did," Hinata thought.

As they battled, Mei had a wicked thought.

"I could just use my Dissolving Jutsu to ruin that pretty little face of her, but that'd be too cruel. I'll just beat her ass the old fashioned way."

Hinata, on the other hand, was having second thoughts.

"I shouldn't have made that bet, this is a kage after all. What if she beats me?"

She was so lost in her own head that Hinata didn't notice that she was doing well against Mei.

"Hey, maybe I can do this," Hinata thought as she finally noticed it. "Maybe I can do this."

Mei looked at the ground and noticed that they stood in the middle of a glowing ring with eight symbols.

"This is…"

"Eight Trigrams Two Palms," Hinata shouted as she hit Mei with two blows. "Four palms, Eight Palms, Sixteen Palms, Thirty Two Palms, Sixty Four Palms. Eight Trigrams One Hundred and Twenty Eight Palms."

Mei stood their incapacitated until she dispersed in a cloud of smoke surprising Hinata.

"A clone? Where's the real one?"

Hinata got her answer as she felt something taking hold of her legs, she looked down and saw two hands and pulling her down. The next thing she knew was waking up in a bed, she looked around that she was in a well put together bedroom.

"So, you're awake," Mei said coming in from the balcony.

"What happened?" Hinata asked already knowing.

"You fought a kage one on one, what do you think happened? I learned that move from Naruto"

Knowing that she loss the bet, Hinata just put her head in her hands and cried.

"You really love him, don't you?" Mei asked.

"Yes," Hinata said.

"Hmm, while you were out, I've been thinking. I can't just leave this village, at least not just to get some dick, but I don't want Naruto to walk around with dry dick and blue balls. I also don't want him out of practice in bed so, you can have him when he's at home but he has to visit me at least once a weak when he's not on missions."

"I don't know," Hinata said.

"Hey, I won the fight," Mei said plainly. "I respected the way you stepped up and you're love but I could say fuck off or let another girl in the village 'watch over him.' Maybe that girl with the pink hair or the blonde one."

"Okay," Hinata said. "But how do I get him to respond to me again?"

"Uh, you're probably not going to like it or maybe you will, I don't know."

"What is it?" Hinata asked hopeful.

"We're going to have to increase your libido."

"My libido?"

"Your sex drive," Mei said looking at her.

"How?"

Mei took a breath and kissed her, shocked, Hinata pulled back.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"You."

"But, but…" Hinata nervously stuttered.

"Look, Naruto doesn't respond to you at all, does he?"

"No."

"Well, you're going to have to get pretty freaky for him to start responding again and the only way to do that is to increase your sexual appetite."

"Will it work?" Hinata asked.

"Trust me, as someone who never stops wanting to fuck, wanting to fuck will make you do some crazy things in bed. After you have a few orgasms, you'll be able to learn the Nympho Jutsu."

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