Hello guys and welcome to a long awaited chapter of Death Battle. So today we have the Riders watching (sigh) Justin Bieber vs Rebecca Black. Now I posted whether or not this was to be done and many people wanted it over those who didn't so well here it is. Anyways thank you again to all of those who support me in this story and to those people such as PolicyOfTruth, you guys can go suck a dick. No one gives a fuck about what you say. So onwards with this story. And since the stories are getting much more darker, I had to move up the rating to M so don't mind it much.

Interlude

(*Cues "Invader - Jim Johnston"*)

Boomstick: You know what I hate more than stupid tween pop stars? Absolutely goddamn nothing!

Den-O (Momotaros): We're going to see stuck up pussy-assed teens fight to the death. AWESOME!

The Riders sweatdropped and mentally made a note to get Momotaros some professional help.

Wiz: Like Justin Bieber, the young pop sensation, and Rebecca Black, the girl who took YouTube by storm.

Faiz: Oh God… Not this stupid mother-fucker.

Blade: The bane of the stupid hair flip.

Ghost: And the girl whose song makes Onari's constant lame prayers seem like God's gift to man.

Agito: Amen to that.

Boomstick: I hate 'em even more than my blood-sucking ex-wife!

Decade: I feel that we can all relate to that Boomstick.

Wiz: I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick, and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Justin Bieber

Wiz: In 2007, Justin Bieber was discovered by marketing executive Scooter Braun by complete accident. Under the tutelage of his mentor, Usher Raymond, IV, Bieber spent a year training before becoming the biggest teen hit since Hannah Montana.

Double (Shotaro): Who ended up becoming a raving mega-bitch who twerks with no shame.

Boomstick: Why?! Why is he so popular?!

Hibiki: Because fangirls are absolute idiots.

Drive: At least our female companions aren't like them at all.

Wiz: His single titled "Baby" is the most viewed video on YouTube with nearly 600,000,000 hits.

Boomstick: I mean, it's just a kid singing out-of-tune songs, saying "Girl" and "Baby" over and over again!

A brief part of the song "Baby" is played.

The Riders were groaning and covering their ears at hearing one of the worst songs ever.

Kiva: Make it Stop!

(*Cues Never Let You Go (Instrumental)*)

Wiz: His premature fame has prompted a vast line of merchandise, ranging from lunch boxes, squiggly straws, T-Shirts and a perfume line that is shaped like...

Boomstick: ...a vagina.

Kuuga: Absolutely disgusting.

Ryuki: Fangirls are just fucked up.

Wiz: ...Right. But that's not the strangest of his products. A lock of his hair once sold for $40,000.

The Riders jaw-dropped.

Hibiki: Okay I've seen some pretty fucked up things but that has gotta be the most fucked up thing I have ever seen.

Boomstick: What!? No! G-Goddamnit! That is the biggest waste of money I've ever heard of!

OOO: Absolutely!

Wiz: True, unless they're planning to clone him.

That pushed the Riders overboard and opening up their mouth-masks, they threw up into the wastebasket at such a prospect.

Boomstick: No, that's even worse! Why would anyone want more than one of this musical abomination roaming this planet!?

Kabuto (wheezing): That is really fucked up.

Wiz: Anyway, the hair toured the world collecting bids with its own bodyguard to protect it from crazy fangirls.

Fourze: How is that even possible?!

Boomstick: Oh yes! Heaven forbid someone assassinate the lock of precious hair!

Wizard: Absolute bullshit I tell you. Absolute bullshit.

Wiz: And speaking of his fans, they really are crazy. The most passionate call themselves "Beliebers".

Boomstick: ...You're kidding!

Drive: As much as we like to agree with you Boomstick, we can't.

Wiz: They have even been known to trample and injure others in rabid zerg rushes.

Gaim: Now I don't know if the world we live in is sane or not.

Boomstick: That's it! I'm done, Wiz! I... I can't go on in this world when this... this is what is popular!

Wiz: Also, several of these "Beliebers" are so crazy, sometimes they even try to hurt Bieber. In one concert, a fan hurled a water bottle at Bieber, traumatizing him for life and inflicting a fear of thrown objects. To capitalize on this, another audience started chucking so much crap, he refused to perform. Once, he even got into a fistfight with an older man who attacked him, and he threatens paparazzi in his spare time. He will not hesitate to use force on even his most loyal fans.

Double (Phillip): Now I don't know whether to feel sorry that he is being the subject of murder by his own freaking fangirls.

Boomstick: Well, I guess that gives him one good redeeming quality at least.

Wiz: Yet despite all the crap he gets, he still gets on stage to give a show.

Boomstick: A horrible, horrible life-scarring show.

The clip from "CSI" where Bieber gets shot is played.

The Riders applauded at seeing the horrible teen pop star being put down.

Wiz: Feel better?

Boomstick: (chuckles) Yep.

The Riders: Amen.

Rebecca Black

(*Cues Friday instrumental*)

Wiz: Rebecca Black's mother paid $4,000 to have Ark Music Factory create a music video starring her daughter. The single, "Friday", received more than 160,000,000 views in mere months, making Rebecca a viral star for what is considered the worst song ever made.

Kuuga: If I had to choose between Baby and Friday, I'll just shoot myself. It isn't worth living for.

Boomstick: For $4,000, I can come up with a better song than that crap!

Ryuki: I can feel you on that. I could travel the world and get better scoops for better articles.

Wiz: Though Black is an early riser, she seems to have an extreme case of ADHD. She cannot focus on one thing for very long. While waiting for the bus to go to School, she completely forgot what she was doing and wound up going to a party with her friends after seeing them drive by, skipping class in the process.

Kabuto: A total idiot if you ask me.

Boomstick: Whoa, that kid looks way too young to be driving!

Gaim: True that he's even younger than Mitchy whose only freaking 16 I believe.

Wiz: She is also incredibly indecisive. She can't even figure out where to sit.

Boomstick: But when she finally makes up her mind, she makes the worst possible choice.

Wiz: Instead of sitting in the car like a normal person, she stands in the back seat, even while, quote-unquote, "cruising down the highway". Keep in mind, the average speed limit of a highway in the Unites States is 60mph.

Kiva: What in the world is she fucking thinking?!

Boomstick: This chick is crazy!

Wiz: Recently, she was betrayed by her own mentor, AKA Fat Usher, when he tried charging viewers to watch the "Friday" video. In response, Black claimed copyright and took the video down.

Den-O (Momotaros): Still ain't feeling sorry. She should've seen that coming.

Den- O (Kintaros): Neither one of them has made me cry once yet.

Boomstick: Yeah, good use of $4,000 there.

Ghost: I would say Ryuki's idea is a real good use of $4000.

Wiz: She also enjoys a big bowl of cereal every morning and was nominated for MTV's favorite animated GIF award.

Boomstick: If that's a real award, I need my Boomstick GIF stat!

Wiz: But the worst is yet to come. Rebecca Black is a "Belieber".

Decade: Mother of fucking God. I feel that Bieber already has the advantage thanks to this piece of information.

Boomstick: ...What?

Wiz: Justin Bieber is her idol.

Faiz: Well she's fucked.

OOO: But remember Beliebers tend to harm even their idol so whose to say that Black will do the same.

Wizard: That makes… really good sense. Now the battle seems pretty even to me.

Boomstick: Ahh, goddamnit!

Rebecca Black: "I hope you cut yourself and I hope you get an eating disorder so you'll look pretty."

Drive: Pretty good choice of words there for a self-conceited freak like you.

Blade: Yeah go suck a fucking dick. Oh wait you can't because you don't have one.

After the Battle

Results

Boomstick: We just set a Death Battle record!

The Riders: HOORAY!

Wiz: Not only did Bieber and Black take each other out, but also Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers and some poor 13 year old driver. While Bieber's famed fear of thrown objects kept him at a distance, Black's indecisiveness and daredevil recklessness ruined any chance she had.

Agito: Such a beauty seeing the two most hated pop stars go up in an inferno along with some others like Miley Cyrus. Though it was saddening seeing the Jonas Brothers. I kinda liked them.

Boomstick: I dunno, Wiz. At least Rebecca turned him into roadkill before giving the wall a face high-five.

Wiz: A face high... what? Black did a horrific job!

The Riders laughed at the interaction between Boomstick and Wiz.

Boomstick: Well, let's let the audience decide on who sucked the most.

Wiz: Leave a comment detailing who you think was the most pathetic.

Boomstick: This fight really popped! Y-You know, 'cause... they're pop stars and... they blew up...

Wiz: This battle is a draw.

And a wrap to a very satiric Death Battle. Now due to the vulgar language the Riders, this chapter will be the reason for the story to go up to a rating for M. And to be honest it was really fun to create the reactions. Anyways, next chapter may be up in a few days or less so keep an eye out.

Omake Quote:

"Vegeta what does the scouter say about his power level?"

"It's… It's 1006."

"Wait really?"

"Yeah! Kick his ass Nappa!"

"Yay! Here I go!"

Nappa gets the crap beaten out of him while Vegeta watches on.

"Wait hold on… that's not right. Nappa!"

Nappa lands near Vegeta beaten up.

"Whaaat?"

"I had the scouter upside down. It's over 9000. Raaghh."

-Vegeta and Nappa from TFS