Chris, as usual, started his recap on the dock. "Last time, on Total Drama Challenge,
"The campers had to put on their own plays. Audrey made Derek's script into a hardcore adventure for the Gophers, while Charlotte and Jen split the Bass into two teams. However, Adam, Rob, Cho, and Emma had a plan.
"They drove Jen and her followers out and made fun of the other campers. It was almost a win, but then they mocked the host. No one mocks the host!
"So, the Gophers won, Fox and Terra became make-out buddies, and Jen was voted off for doing things so violent that we're not aloud to show them." He laughed.
"Will Terra and Fox's relationship evolve any more? Will Derek be able to live his kiss with Audrey down? And will I stop asking these questions when I know nobody answers them?
"Find out, on Total…
Drama…
Challenge!"
After the theme-song, Sam was seen in a moon chair on the Gophers' porch, reading a book. Rob walked out of his cabin, and looked at her.
Confession Cam
Rob: I hate it when people are so quiet. When I see someone just sitting there, I just have to get them to talk, man! It's like; they have this physiological or emotional fear of being rejected, so they keep all of what could be world-changing thoughts bottled up – (Looks at something else) Ooh, I think I'm gonna name that fly 'Sparkle'!
Rob walked up to her. "Hey, Sam!" she looked at him then turned back to her book. He kept trying. "Yo, Sam! Sammy-Sam!" he started poking her repeatedly. "Sammeh-Sam-Sammy-Sam! Sam-Sam-Scuba-Sam! Sammy, Sammy-"
Looking annoyed, she grabbed some skin on the back of his neck between her fingers and lowered him to the ground.
Elsewhere, Fox and Terra were behind the Gopher cabin… making out.
"Wanna find Chris's cabin and roll it?" Fox asked between the kisses.
"Sure!" Terra told him, right before making out again.
Christina walked out and behind the cabin. "Ew, get a room!"
"Attention, Campers!" Chris called out through his megaphone. "I am about to give you today's challenge!"
"Yeah, we sort of got that." Taylor said, rolling her eyes.
"The first part of the challenge is to eat lunch." The campers stared at him. "No, really. Just go to lunch."
Confession Cam
Taylor: I'd hate to be Captain Obvious, but there's something odd about this…
Mess Hall
The campers ate their usual lunch, which, to their surprise, wasn't any worse than what Chef normally gave them.
"Ew." Charlotte wacked at a fly when it landed on her food. Luckily, Rob stopped her.
"No! You can't do that to Sparkle!"
"Sparkle?" Charlotte was confused and annoyed. "Whatever. It was on my food. I'm gonna kill it."
"Come on, Charlotte." Cho argued for Rob. "It's not like it'll hurt anyone."
"But it's an annoying fly!"
"Aw, it's okay, buddy." Rob held out his hand for the fly to land in. "You can stay in our cabin, away from her."
"Okay, Campers!" Chris walked in. "Time to tell you today's challenge. In that food, I have given you special vitamins."
Immediately, the campers spit their food out, some wiping their mouths afterwards.
"Relax! It's a mental-enhancement." Chris told them. "It won't affect your body, but it'll make you more… 'in tune'."
"Wow…" Rob pondered aloud. "He's right. I feel energized… I fell great… I feel like I can," he then, to everyone's surprise, sang this part: "SIIIIIIIIIIIING!"
"Yep!" Chris told him. "In memory of our third season, you guys have a musical challenge today!"
"Oh, yay." Taylor said in an annoyed, sarcastic tone.
"This'll be cool." Jack said to the Screaming Gophers. "Back home, me and my brothers have our own Southern-Gospel band."
"I am not singing." Fox crossed his arms.
"Okay, but if you don't sing, you automatically get sent home." Then he specified the challenges. "First, we'll have a Bass VS Gophers dance-off. Then there'll be a love song contest. If each team wins one, we'll have a tie-breaker."
"So, wait…" Derek pondered for a moment. "These vitamins… they make us sing?"
"Yes. And they help your brain in the area of rhyming and rhythm on the spot."
Confession Cam – On Broadway!
Derek: I can see it. Cognitive enhancements are possible… oh, sorry. You probably don't understand the geek-talk. I'll be quiet now.
Fox: A musical?! I knew that they'd have painful and disturbing things here, but… a MUSICAL?!
Adam: Yeah, the guys on the football team will probably ridicule me to no end. But whatever! Maybe I could do a love song with Emma, and finally start to officially date her!
Rob: Sparkle and I are a dream-team, man! He is great at giving vocal lessons!
Outside the Cabins
The Killer Bass were on one side, and the Screaming Gophers were on the other. Snappy music started playing, and Charlotte, Cho, and Emma started snapping their fingers and walking toward the Gophers. In response, Fox, Russel, and Mickeey did the same.
As they got close, they then backed away. The other members of each team started to join in, walking over to the tune. Eventually, they paused, and Charlotte started to sing.
They are gonna be the loosing team,
You guys just have to trust me!
Tonight we'll win I guarantee.
Fox walked closer to her, and actually had a pretty good voice.
I don't really want to sing.
It really ain't my thing.
But if I have to,
Your team is totally gonna loose!
The whole teams then started to each dance free-style. Russel did karate moves, Cupid break danced, Rob skateboarded by, and the other jumped around doing whatever it is they do. Jack and Cho were the only ones not dancing. Everyone else, however, started to sing.
Bass:
We're hardcore,
And you're not!
Gophers:
Then how do you explain the loser streak you got?
Bass:
The Killer Bass, make you Gophers scream.
Eventually, you'll all be creamed!
Both:
Normally for us, fighting is the way,
But sadly that case is not todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay….
As they held the last note, Cho and Jack ran from both sides to met with each other. The tune became more soft and dramatic.
Jack:
Why must we fight?
It's so sad!
Cho:
I think the money has made us mad!
Jack:
But even four-million could not buy love,
Cho:
At least not kind you're thinking of!
Jack:
I don't know what you're implying,
But it probably is true.
Both:
But one thing's for sure,
Even with the teams…
I'll be able to trust you.
They slowly separated hands and went back to their respective teams. The lively music and dancing started up again. Instead of singing, the teams now focused on the dance moves. Mickey and break-dancing was doing the best for the Gophers, as was Cupid and newer hip-hop moves for the Bass. Both gradually danced to the middle as the others gathered around.
"Mickey! Mickey!"
"Go Cupid! Go Cupid!"
Mickey actually spun around on his head.
Cupid did some hand motions and a black flip. He proceeded to spin around, grab Emma from the crowd, dunk her, pull her back up, and let go. He looked at Mickey.
Mickey decided he wanted to do the move like Cupid had. He grabbed the nearest female in his group, Sam, and dunked her.
Then.
POW!
"AH!" the music stopped. "Why'd you punch me?!"
Sam shrugged. Chris walked over laughing.
"Oh, man! She hit you!" he then turned to the Bass. "Looks like you guys win!"
The Killer Bass cheered, and everyone congratulated Cupid.
"Okay, campers. You have one hour until your next challenge : A love song! Choose a guy and gal from each team!"
Charlotte gathered her team around her. "Okay. We won the last one. Which guy and girl are the best singers?"
No one spoke up. At first.
"I can sing okay." Adam told her.
"'Okay' isn't enough."
"I think I'm the best here."
"Alright, fine." The control-freak sighed. "And I know Cho has a good voice-"
"But she's a traitor!" Adam quickly and desperately told her. Once he noticed everyone staring, he calmed down. "And plus… the secret to good romantic songs are…" he tried to look for something on Emma, "…pants."
"But Cho has-"
"It has to be Emma!" Adam cut her off. Cupid slapped his forehead.
Confession Cam
Adam: Yeah… not my most subtle approach…
Emma: Singing a romantic song with Adam? I love the idea! But… why was he so desperate for me to be the singer?
Cupid: Ugh.
A new episode of Total Drama Action comes on tonight! I hope Courtney gets voted off soon. She used to be a cool character when she was just rule-obsessed and slightly bossy. Now she doesn't care about the rules, people, or anyone except for herself.
Why is it that Harold gets hated for getting Courtney off (when she insulted him all the time and Duncan pulled those pranks), while Courtney votes off Owen because she's a selfish brat, and no one cares? And why does Courtney hate Owen so much? He was the first to greet her.
Oh, well. It's just a cartoon. I shouldn't freak out over it. Please review!
