"Sarcastically Said"

"Karma"

Axel folded his arms, staring intently at the man standing in front of him.

He had finally found the other half of him. To say that Axel was pleased would be the understatement of the year.

Axel arched an eyebrow, "So, you're Reno?"

The man, Reno, arched his eyebrow and replied, "Yeah, what's it to you?"

Smirking Axel unfolded his hands, "I'm Axel. I'm a Nobody to a Somebody, and you, my sly friend, are my somebody. Got it", he paused, "memorized?"

Reno gave Axel a once over. "Not hard to believe. Same attitude. Same voice. Same great looks. Yeah, I can see the resemblance."

"Glad I found me. Life being hollow ain't so awesome in the grand scheme of things."

Axel said casually.

"I wouldn't think so. How'd I get a nobody?" Reno asked.

"Heck if I know." Was his reply.

Reno was really warmin' up to this Axel guy. He talked in Reno's style.

Axel grinned. Reno grinned.

The men started chatting about fire, violence and whatnot.

Riku, who had been sitting in the tree above them for a while, groaned.

"Why god? Why, Riku cried to the heavens, "Why would you let an already vain man meet his other? By the looks of it they are both very into themselves. And now they'll probably fall for each other, which would also mean they were in love with themselves and it would just be weird."

Riku brushed the hair out of his eyes. "I didn't think you were stupid."

Suddenly, a bolt of lighting came screaming down and hit the branch next to him.

The very branch that was only an inch away from him.

Riku wasn't one to believe in Karma, but…uh.

And last Riku checked lighting didn't just appear on one of the hottest days in the year, with no clouds.

When Riku looked closer at the branch, it had something carved into it.

'Silly boy, I'd like to see you control billions of people with only two hands.'

Riku's mind was completely blank.

"Maybe…maybe two of the same person won't be that bad."

And then Riku remembered when Axel thought it was funny and burned his hair off.

The Queen of Ramen-

Ramenism

:::hehe...karma...heh:::

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