Chapter 14

Third Person's POV

Mike Newton was a rarity, he actually liked Mondays, mostly because he could check out the female merchandise that the school had to offer. Any of the girls he didn't get to see over the weekend would meet a thorough inspection, he always knew if a girl to let herself slip in some way or other. A trick he learned from both his father and his uncle.

Yes, he would had every intention of paying one Isabella Swan some personal attention today, and she would fall at his feet by the end of the day begging him for the chance to make him happy. Well, that was what Mike intended to happen but so far, his day was not going as planned. In truth, Mike was seriously starting to wish that he had stayed home from school today.

It all started when left the house, he didn't even get to shut the front door when he was met with the most horrific sight. His car had been vandalised. Someone had painted it the most sickening shade of pink in the world and if that wasn't bad enough there was glitter mixed into the paint. Normally, it wouldn't have bothered him as he could have just borrowed his mother's car for the day, but she had gone to visit a friend that was in hospital in Seattle. So, it was with a burning face of embarrassment that he drove his 'improved' car to school.

His journey had been the opposite of pleasant as the people of Forks all seemed to have decided that today was the day they just had push their errands back a couple of hours. Faces were planted clean up against the windows and anyone who was outside immediately collapsed into hysterical laughter. The old man on the corner of his road was a infamous for being a miserable bastard that never laughed but he was certainly laughing the moment Mike drove past. Howling in fact. When he actually pulled into the school park however, well, the air had turned blue for laughter.

Everyone, from the students to the principal himself, were all doubled over in a desperate need to draw breath.

Now, if Mike thought that having a pink glitter car was going to be the worst thing to have happen to him that day, he had clearly counted his chickens too early. Something that became clearer than a brand new window when he arrived at his locker.

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Looked to have been spray painted on the front of his locker with butterflies and hearts all around, hell there were even little baby cupids! Mike felt his jaw trying to separate itself from the rest of his face.

"Well, well Newton." Emmett Swan's voice suddenly broke through the laughter.

A red face and angry Mike turned to glare at Emmett, his friends and his sister. All of whom were trying desperately not to laugh.

"When should we be expecting the wedding invitations?" Emmett asked in a innocent tone.

"You did this didn't you." Mike seethed.

Emmett placed a hand over his heart.

"Me? Oh no, Newton. This, was the work of someone much more cunning than I." Emmett replied.

"Perhaps the universe and lady karma thought humiliation a much more fitting punishment for the way you've been treating the girls of this school. Ever think of that?" Edward replied coolly.

"What's that saying again?" Jasper asked the "Oh yes, 'what comes around goes around'." Jasper said in answer to his own question.

Mike glared at the group with venom.

"I'll get you back for this, just see if I don't." Mike spat angrily.

At the threat Emmett, Edward and Jasper descended on him.

"Careful Newton." Edward whispered darkly.

"You humiliated and embarrassed my sister on her first day here, this is merely payback." Emmett added in an equally dark whisper.

"Best to just let it end here, if you think this is bad. Do anything to harm the girls again and you'll wish for this day had never ended." Jasper told him.

Mike had the good sense to look terrified and nodded.

"Good" Emmett suddenly said joyfully and backing away. "Don't worry, there was no spray paint involved, just one big giant sticker." He added happily.

"You have a good day now." Alice chirped happily before the six of them headed off to their classes in a fit of laughter.

A/N: Going to leave it there, wanted inflict more humiliation on Mike but couldn't think of anything else. Hope you all enjoyed his humiliation.

Sadly I have lost the original chapters to this story so the rest will be completely different to the first.