This chapter is kind of filler but also not. I felt it was necessary for Em to be seen as Bella's boss. He's the next Swan in line and holds a lot of power and responsibility. You can't be an idiot for that. So this is my way of showing you all the other side of Em. I also think its important that Bella gets told some hard truths.

So here is some of everyone's favorite teddy bear.

Chapter 14

Iz smiled as she pretended to have a lighthearted chat with her brother.

"Did you really have to wear a dress like this? I swear the testosterone in here could choke even a Denali slut."

"How are you supposed to lure in a pervert, like Caius, without a little bait? Besides, I've worn worse." She giggled for show while he rolled his eyes. "Now, what have we learned about our dear friend Jacob."

"Fucking bastard is giving it to Marcus' daughter, Vanessa. We have reason to believe he's trying to play both sides just in case things don't go down our way."

"No. If that were the case Edward would have been targeted before he stepped foot in here. The Vulturi have been checking out all the competition equally. Either she hasn't been told or she isn't sharing information with her uncles. I want info on her now. I mean it; eyes and ears twenty-four seven."

"Speaking of the old ball and chain; are you still one hundred percent sure? I mean, I know he's Dad's choice and it would really help the Fam… but I want you to be happy too. It's just that…"

"Jeez Em. Do you need a tampon? I'm fine. Have you thought about the benefits? I get to stay here. He's not an idiot. He's hot as hell; we'll make cute babies. He's not a stuck up, spoiled rich boy. Okay maybe a little. But he paid his dues and earned his scars. You have to respect that. Am I in love? No. But I don't hate him and I think he'll eventually be a good partner in life."

"Plus you can kick his ass if he steps out of line."

She didn't even try to hide the all too smug smirk playing on her lips. "Is Mom playing her part?"

"Pfft! Of course. She had to dab a few tears away in the hallway as she cried about not letting her baby-girl get dragged to another country. That little tidbit should make its way around soon. Then she'll bitch about the East Coast being too far. Everyone who knows Dad will know not to question letting Mom influence him. They all know he'll give her what she wants. Anyone else may just learn a valuable lesson."

Iz sighed. Her father was one of the only men in this underworld that could spoil and openly put his wife and kids first without looking weak. To do so puts them at risk. Anyone you love can be taken from you or used to hurt you. With a wife that can beat the ever-loving shit out of a man twice her size; he was able to 'humor' her. She has proven herself on so many levels and a hundred times over. Some still scoffed at her; but many more envied her father for having such a powerhouse for a wife. Those that spoke too loudly against her were dealt with. Sure he was her Daddy but she's seen him stab a loudmouth fucker that had the nerve to suggest the 'Ladies' leave the room as the 'Men' had a chat. Her mom drew a knife from her cleavage, casually handed it to him and he gave her a peck on the cheek as he walked over to the ass and stabbed him in the liver without saying a single word. He wiped the blade clean against the moaning man's jacket, turned to his guests, raised a brow and crossed his arms; as if to ask if anyone else had any suggestions. Now that's romantic.

Pulling herself back into the present; she observed her environment. The Vulturi seemed to be calm and casual without any discernible tension. "Caius has yet to admit he made an offer. He may be waiting to see if his nephew's proposition gets shot down."

"How do you wanna play it?"

"Let's let mom do her thing. Eliminate eighty percent or more of the competition and see if he gets antsy. How do you think Junior's doing? He should have a ring out too. He has a role to play in this too. He better not fuck up our plans."

"Chill Lil' Sis. He's sporting a rock on his pinky too." The song was almost half-way done. Time for the brotherly advice. "You're giving me whiplash here; I can't imagine how he handles this."

"Something to say Em?"

"It's just that you tell everyone that this is all alright and that he's not so bad, but; you treat and talk about him like he's below you. Like he's some poser or newbie. His Family isn't as old as ours but they are experienced."

"Em…"

"No, let me finish. Dad and I have worked with him and Mr. Cullen for years. He's a good man. Smart. Loyal. Even Honorable. If he says he'll do something; trust that it will be done. Dad knows he'll lay his life down for his family…just like us. You need to know that this isn't a trait that's common in our world anymore. You scoff at his family for being 'old school', but it has its good points too. They don't take mistresses or cheat, family first and forever, never hurt a female or child, and never make a promise you can't keep. In a world of thugs…hell not even, in this world men like that are hard to find. You need to respect that and appreciate it."

"Yeah, I hear you."

"Good that you listen to your big bro. Now bend your ear to your boss. You are about to be a wife. Not just any kind of wife; a syndicate wife. Mom never speaks out of turn. She whispers in Dad's ear. She never corrects him in front of anyone…even us. All arguments are done behind closed doors or with those 'looks' they communicate with. She supports him even if she doesn't agree with his decision. Hell, even when she's pissed at him and wants to beat the shit outta him; she still stands by him. She respects his family. Even when his sister tried to kill her. She's his sounding board and his confidante. You've been used to being the lead of your own crew. Being the boss and only answering to me and Dad has gotten you spoiled."

Iz raised a brow and dug her nails in hand.

"Now before you shank me; just listen. I'm not saying you have to change. I'm not telling you to be a 'Cullen' wife. I still want you to be you. But I want you to acknowledge the role you'll be taking. I also want you to see that Edward is taking you for all that you are. Every other male in this fucking room would want and expect you to be a baby-making trophy wife. Do you think you'd be able to run your own crews much less have a job? What do you think would happen to your bike collection? You would be expected bare heirs and shut up while he flaunts his bitches in front of everyone. You would be expected to be just like all the other wives. And guess what Lil' Sis; even you would've been forced to submit on some level. The fact that anyone in this room is willing to compromise on anything for any reason is practically unheard of. It's a testament to his character that he is so open to change. I personally think he got the better end of the deal, but…damn Lil', you fucking lucked out with Ed. I need you to see that before your pride fucks shit up."

"Goddammit Em…"

"I'm in 'Boss' mode; shush. In this world; you are the anomaly. He's not the only spoiled, arrogant brat here. You have quite the ego too. You've worked hard to earn everyone's respect; no doubt. But do you really think you would have ever gotten that chance if you'd have been born into any other family here? Do you even know how many times me or Dad had to make sure that other Families gave your crew the respect you deserve? Not easy while trying not to show favoritism and out your identity. Well shit is about to change. When you run your mouth now, the consequences will fall on him for not being in control of his wife. When someone insults you; it'll be up to him to defend your honor. When your ego gets you in trouble; he's in trouble too. You will be his responsibility. In turn you are responsible for his image. Me and Dad are respected not just for our work, but also for having strong, respectful, intelligent wives that support us. He cannot be seen as weak or not in control. You know… you know that can be fatal. I love you. But you need to get over yourself to make this work. Being a good wife will be more important than your crew…more important than being a Swan."

So what do you think of Big Bro? More to him than dimples? I hope.

I just wanted to say hi and give my thanks to everyone that reviewed and that stayed with me. I know I lost a few fans due to not updating. That is why I appreciate those that stayed so much.

I also want to say thanks to Gidget922 and anyone else that recommended my story on Facebook. Hello and welcome to any new readers.

To anyone that's looking for realism or for the characters to be like the ones we all came to love in the twilight series...Sorry.

This is so not realistic. Its only gonna get worse. I LOVE Twilight. That being said; I'm not Steph. I can't possibly do her work justice so I just stay true to what I can do. I also labelled this as a comedy. I like to joke. This would be more of a 'Dramedy'. So there is humor mixed with the bloodiness. So yes there will be a dash of the absurd thrown in.

In the next chapter...hehe. Absurd. Alice lovers...sorry in advance.