Okay sorry for the delay, lol, i was a bit busy and this chapter is a little short. So please enjoy!and whoa 71 reviews! sadly i wotn update untile i get atleast 78...awe...

"Okay, Mr. Hatake, time for your pills…Whoa." The tall doctor walked in on a frightening sight. Asuma was straddling Kakashi; lips locked, tongue defiantly involved. Asuma was a sloppy kisser, while Kakashi himself was actually quite neat.

"Well I'll be darned, if I had known you went that way I would have introduced you to my son." The doctor strolled to the bed as Kakashi and Asuma broke apart in horror. They hadn't heard his first remark.

"He doesn't go that way…It's for show?" Ino gasped loudly as the doctor smiled at her and the men on the bed. How old was this guy again? It was kinda creepy that he looked younger than Asuma, but had a kid that he wanted to hook up with Kakashi; ha-ha creep! He's already taken.

"Err, we uh…" Asuma was speechless; he wasn't even able to come up with an excuse. How do you explain to your oncologist why you were kissing the man that claimed to be your best friend?

"Sakura there didn't believe that in the army we had to kiss a man and brush it off as nothing. So we were demonstrating, right Sakura?" Thank god Kakashi was the wittiest person they knew.

"Um, yeah; I didn't believe it then and I still don't." Sakura smiled up at the dumbfounded man straddling Kakashi. That was just too sexy.

"Well well you were both in the army?" Dr. SuZuki handed Kakashi a small white cup with a few pills in it.

"Hey this one pill looks like Viagra." Kakashi pointed at the little blue pill in the cup. It was the same shape and color.

"Oh wrong pills, I'll be back." The doctor's face flared red as he took the cup from Kakashi and slinked out of the room embarrassed. Every one turned to Kakashi who only shrugged; he knew why they were looking; it wasn't like he planned on his doctor having a gay son then getting Viagra in a cup. But that was funny.

"That was hot!" Kurenai smiled devilishly. Next time she wanted a threesome she would call Kakashi!

Ino smiled at both females. "I uh, gotta go pee." Ino got up slowly only to have Sakura follow her to the small bathroom in Kakashi's little room. The one with the weird shower that made Kakashi uncomfortable. I mean all these metal holes in the walls and stuff it felt as if he was being watched when he pissed, like those creepy painting's in those haunted house movies that follow you.

"Girls are so weird." Asuma shook his head as he crawled off of Kakashi's lap. Kurenai's ass was the last thing seen of the girls as she followed them into the bathroom.

"Right back atchya'" Kakashi looked around the room. It was a plain white color; it made him feel sick to his stomach. Where was the color in these things?

"Hn, wanna smoke before they come out?"

"I Heard That!" Sakura's yell was muffled from behind the door. But she still got the point across.

"Bitch." Asuma mumbled under his breath.

"I heard that." Kakashi gave his friend a warning glare. Yes she was a bitch, but she was his bitch. Oh wait that didn't sound right.

"Soo…"

"So what?"

"Truth or dare?"

"What?"

"Answer the question."

"Um, err, Dare?"

Asuma stood up and whispered something very dirty in Kakashi's ear. Kakashi's mouth fell open, was he serious?! He looked at the dark eyed man as he sat down; smile spread nastily across his face.

"I…no."

"Then you have to have two dares or admit your deepest darkest secret….in front of the girls." A wry smile spread even farther across Asuma's face.

Kakashi tried to hide himself by closing his eyes and mumbling assurances that his friend didn't say that. "Fine…but you have an ass kicking coming your way."

Sakura walked out with a wide smile on her face. Ino and Kurenai followed; equally expansive smiles on their faces.

"Uh, Sakura can I ask you something?"

"Sure."

"I want you too…come here." Kakashi signaled her with his hand and whispered the question in her ear. Sakura's face went red as Asuma stood and closed the door locking out unwanted company.

"So she's your niece?" Kesuki looked across the island at the blonde; a cup of warm coffee resting in his hand

"Yeah, my brother's daughter." Tsunade stirred the spoon in her beverage slowly, a small back whirlpool forming in the middle of the dark liquid.

"I see where she gets her good looks from; definitely her aunts side." He grinned at her innocently; this lady was an open book.

"He-he, thanks." Tsunade rolled her eyes; he was such a player. It was almost to an unbearable extent. But he was really good in bed, and he was nice to look at.

"It's a wonder someone as pretty as you hasn't gotten married and had kids."

"I did once, my daughter died not to long ago." Tsunade looked at the picture of Shizune and Sakura on the fridge. That had been Shizune's thirteenth birthday party; also the day Sakura had gotten her period for the first time. She had flipped and screamed when she ran out of the bathroom, swearing to god she was going to bleed to death; until Shizune explained everything to her; she had looked up so highly to the older girl.

"Oh…I'm sorry. Well your niece sure is a fine lady, a little moody and too strong for her own good; but she's nice when she wants to be."

Tsunade smiled proudly; so many people spoke of Sakura that way; it was hard to stay mad at 'your little girl'. She kissed Kesuki as he leaned over the island.

"Imma going to kill him." Sakura lay sprawled out over top of Kakashi watching the small black TV. Asuma had made her do some dirty things to Kakashi. When it was all said and done she called it quits on the game and told them to go get something to eat, (they hadn't eaten earlier) so they said yes; rather happily; and left her with the silver haired man below her.

"I know. Is this the only thing on? I mean sure im for the whole vampire thing, but every one sleeps with someone and then they all kill eachother. What is the point of that?" He looked down at the pink haired girl in between his legs. She was twirling a strand of bubblegum pink hair amid her fingers.

"It's either this or that purple dinosaur thing on channel five." She grabbed the remote and flipped the; two, yes two; channels. They had never had so many…She rolled her eyes with sarcasm.

"Didn't he get canceled a couple years ago?" What was his name; Barney or something? He was canceled for molesting a kid or something to that extent.

"I think so, but this is the children's channel. It's all reruns." She set the remote next to his leg on the bed. He had slipped on a pair of grey sweatpants underneath his medical gown; it made him feel as if he were wearing a dress…not that he would know…

"Oh…interesting." He lifted his eyebrows slightly as the episode started in with the theme song. One that he had heard many times before from his years of teaching; kids made up many different words to go with the melody, and frankly some were quite good.

'Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination, (yada yada yada)

I love you! You love me! We're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you! Won't you say you love me too?'

"Now I remember why my dad never let me watch this." Kakashi tapped Sakura's shoulder curiously to see if she cared about this little bit of info. She usually did.

"Mm, why?" She smiled up at him appreciatively, she loved listening to stories about his child hood…well some of them.

"Because he said the color purple would ruin my brain cells. He was right too; I mean I was in first grade when I was four; so I think he had something there." He smiled down at her. This was a true story; his father had told him the color purple would rot his brain!

"So like if you ever get married and have kids you won't let them watch Barney?"

"No, I'd let them watch South Park. Now that is educational!" he grinned as she turned her body at an odd angle and slapped him playfully. Now that would only corrupt the poor child's mind! I mean the child would go around swearing and telling the teacher's off, and oh that was the point. Hehe, he thought in strange ways.

"Idiot." She rolled her eyes. Pig.

"I know!" He started laughing as Barney taught the kids that red plus blue equaled purple. Oh what the hell is with him and that color? "Uh, we don't get the creepy cooking network?"

"Psh, no. Two channels, what do you not get about two channels?" She gave him a skeptical look.

"Well maybe that vampire thing of yours is over?" he smiled hopefully. This vampire shit was going to put him in the loony-bin.

"No."

"Penis."

"What?!" she glared at him. What was the point of that?

"I don't know we needed a subject change." He shrugged and took the remote from beside his leg and turned the small TV off. She glared at him suspiciously.

"Yeah but…that?"

"Gimme your notebook." He reached out for the green and blue starred notebook at the foot of the bed; he was on the verge of insanity from boredom. Might as well read some of her work.

"Ok…" She handed him her writing notebook and watched as he flipped it open to the first page and skimmed over it quickly.

"Try me? Is that a title?" he looked at the only word sketched all over the page. She had such neat writing.

"Yeah." She nodded her head as she flipped around to rest her chin on his firm abdomen. He was so warm…

A slight smile tugged his features as he read over the first page of the story, and then broke into a full smile when he read the second page. "You ever thought of getting your stories published?"

"No, they aren't that good."

"Yes they are." He gave her a knowing glimpse as she sighed heavily. He started reading the first page aloud to himself, and just loud enough for Sakura to hear. "My name is Jetta-lee Aguirre. I'm seventeen years old, and have been for over one hundred years. No, I'm not a vampire; nor a werewolf. I'm not any of those mythical creatures you hear about on the radio, and I'm most definitely not a ghost. I am just as tangible and you are, as anyone is. No, I belong to the Aguirre clan; a clan of telekinetic freaks that broke off from the main family three hundred some years ago." He took a deep breath and looked down at her.

"See, it's not that good." She rolled her eyes as he scoffed at her comment. She was so self-conscious sometimes.

"I like it so far…Do you mind if I read some more?"

"Go ahead." She flopped lazily on him, trying to find a comfortable position.

"I am the only female actually born into the main branch of our misfit family. With three younger brothers, and an over demanding father you could say my life is much like yours……"

"When did she fall asleep?" Ino walked through the door lazily seeing Kakashi half way through a notebook and Sakura sprawled out like a dead cat over top of his lower half.

"About an hour ago. Don't wake her up though; she's a bitch when she gets woken up. Believe me I made that mistake once." He smiled up at the blonde girl as she sat down in 'Asuma's' chair and covered herself with the small blanket he had brought to keep warm.

"I'll keep that in mind. Whatcha' reading?" she peeked over the side of the notebook.

"One of Sakura's stories; she has me hooked." He was in an epic battle scene between Jetta-lee and the council's guard. It was quite interesting actually.

"Oh man which one? The uh, uh, Try Me one?"

"Yeah; why?"

"Oh my god I love that one, where are you I didn't get to finish it." Ino jumped up and sat next to Kakashi in Sakura's usual sleeping place.

"Um the part where Jetta' is fighting the Guard. You know the one that helped her when she was in captivity."

"That's about where I left off. You don't mind if I read over your should do you?"

"Nah, just keep up." He smiled at her as she found where she had left off.

"So, when is Mr. Hatake scheduled for surgery Mr. Hoshigaki?" Dr. SuZuki looked to the pale face doctor for an answer. The doctor was tall, and he was lean; definitely stronger than he looked. He had sea blue eyes, and darker almost indigo shade of hair.

"Um, February fourteen. It's the only day I can fit in a surgery that long." The abstract man glanced up over his thick rimmed glasses. So much paper work had fried his young brain years ago; that and the heavy metal sound of his electric guitar.

"Ouch. What a day." The other doctor shook his head sadly. That must suck.

"Psh yeah. Poor kid doesn't deserve something like this at his age; he should be out having babies and getting married. Not sitting in a hospital. Isn't he a teacher?" He looked back down at his forms. So many people had signed these things in his presence he didn't even have to look at the words to read it; he had it memorized.

"Yes he is. Why?"

"Does he teach writing and literature by any chance?"

"Yes he does. Why?"

"OH no reason." He did have a reason. This must be the guy Itachi-san always talked about, the one that inspired him to be a song writer and a substitute teacher. He was a good song writer at that.

"So then we were like how are we going to fix this?" Asuma smiled as he reminisced on his past with Kakashi, they had broken Sakumo's car window. "And Kakashi says, well we could always blame it on Kesuki…Yes it was his fault. We were chasing him in the first place. So we got off lucky while Kesuki was grounded until he could pay for the window. It was classic slip move, only manageable by Kakashi himself.

"Kakashi was such a bad boy." Kurenai shook her head with a laugh as she listen to the story. Cute and witty, no wonder Sakura loved him.

"Yeah he was…tch, that boy knew how to lie as well. One time when he was like twelve, that'd make me about fourteen we ran around the town streaking. In the middle of winter, and his dad flipped backwards and over again asking us why we did that? Kakashi says…we had fleas. Skip was itching and made us itch so we froze them off."

"Oh my god." Kurenai rolled her eyes. Kakashi was such a strange young boy.

"Yeah I know, awe…" Asuma smiled as he rested a hand on his full stomach and walked through the door. Sakura was resting on top of his lower half, while Ino was at his side and he was collapsed out like a dead cat that had been ran over. Sakura's notebook resting on his chest.

"That is soo cute, where is your camera when you need it?" Kurenai's eyes widened as the dark haired man pulled out his small cam corder.

"Right here." He turned it on. "This is day two or three of Kakashi's loony-confinement. Sadly, Sakura Haruno and Ino Yamanaka suffered mental breakdowns as well because of the psychic waves Kakashi was emitting from his brain." Asuma laughed as Kurenai whacked his stomach.

"They are now under very heavy medication. In fact just a couple of minutes ago, they were rampaging like wild monkeys on fermented Bananas. Hard Banana Cider. Just like grandma used to make."

"Banana cider?" Kurenai only stared at her man. He came up with the strangest things.

"Yeah…"

"I think you're the crazy one."

"Oh you love me for it."

"Psh in your dreams."

"I know." He smiled blissfully at his dark haired fiancée as she rolled her eyes.

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