I didn't even notice that .net actually loaded my story on time without a headache. So here is 14 lets see if this posts on time too.

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We walked through the village talking back and forth, nothing girly thank god. Sakura first started out on girl talk and she must of saw my expression and changed it instantly. Hearing a noise from behind us I turned around to see a box that was supposed to be a rock. I instantly knew who was inside the box. "Konohamaru….I know you are in there… this has to be one of your worst disguises you've used yet." I heard a grunt and a puff of smoke then coughing. I could feel a sweat drop forming just from seeing the kids.

"You really are awesome boss! You saw through our jutsu." The little boy said grinning uncontrollably. 'That was a jutsu….?' Was the same thought that went through Sakura's mind and mine. "Sakura this is Konohamaru, Udon, and Moegi. Guys this is Sakura my teammate and a good friend." Konohamaru rubbed his chin looking at Sakura. "She's not that great looking boss. She's like a billboard." Sakura's eye twitched at the boy's statement.

'He is so going to regret saying that to her…' I heard cracking knuckles as Sakura chased after the boy, who crashed right into another person dressed in black. 'Sand Ninjas?' the man picked up Konohamaru, ready to kill him. "Put him down." I said narrowing my eyes at him. "Pfft, this boy needs to be taught a lesson." I snorted at his comment. "Teaching the Hokage's grandson a lesson? What a lesson of how to die? Go ahead and break that trust, but I won't allow it on my watch."

The man went to make a move on Konohamaru but found his arms couldn't move. I held them firmly with a tight grip, glaring directly at him. Doing this caused him to lose his grip on the boy, who ran behind Sakura. I felt an object heading towards my direction and dodged, hitting the sand ninja directly, throwing him off balance. 'A rock…' looking up into a tree I saw Sasuke. "Bout time teme. Get your ass down here and bring that red head with you."

The red head raised an imaginary brow wondering how I was able to sense him. Both boys jumped down, each landing by their teammates. 'If they are here that must mean the Chunnin exams are right around the corner.'

"Forgive my siblings for their misbehavior. I am Sabaku no Gaara, the man in the black is my brother Kankuro, and this female is my sister Temari. Who are you?" he asked staring straight at me in the eyes. 'This feeling I am getting from him is familiar…it is driving Kyuubi into demonic bitch mode…'

"I am Uzumaki Akuma, these two are my teammates. The broody bastard on my right is Uchiha Sasuke, and the bubblegum haired girl is Haruno Sakura. So you are here for the exams I see." Gaara simply nodded and then ordered his team to continue on. "That boy…. He has the one-tailed demon within him…" "Ah so that's what had you in super bitch mood. The killer intent of that demon was leaking out towards me; it must sense you within me."

Turning around to say something to my team I noticed one of Kakashi's dog summonings staring around the corner. 'I wonder what he wants…' I smiled brightly at my teammates and waved. "I have to do something I will catch up to you later Sakura-chan, and teme…. I need to stop by to get some of my stuff that I left at your place." I bolted off around the corner and saw Kakashi leaning against the wall reading his book.

"What do you need Kakashi-sensei?" I asked, walking over to Kakashi and leaned against the wall, right beside him. "First off, I got called to the Hokage's office about the Chunnin exams. You are able to participate since you never did reach a general rank past Genin." He put away his book and put his hands in his pockets. "Now onto business, I know how you enjoy pulling pranks so I thought I'd come to you for a prank to do on Sasuke." This caused me to raise my brow.

"Go on… you got my interest at 'Prank' and 'Sasuke' in the same sentence." I grinned, oh how I loved pranks. "Well I'm sure you'd agree that our Sasuke has a stick in his ass and won't admit having any emotions due to his clan name." I nodded. "We will try to break him in and have him start showing emotions. To do this let's see if our little Uchiha can get jealous."

I turned my head towards him. "And pray-tell how would we do such a thing? The most I got from him was a blush." I crossed my arms over my chest, thinking. "That's a good start, which means he might have some affection towards you. That makes this mission easier; we will use you if we can get him even started on any signs of jealousy we will take it up a step. From there we will plan the big stuff." To make Sasuke jealous is nice but how would we make it into a prank?

"Wear some girls clothes, I know that is like a death threat with me saying that, however to make someone jealous you need to gain the attention of other men." He continued on about how to make Sasuke jealous. "I could ask Sakura-chan to help me on that, she is one of the most girlish girl I know." Kakashi stared down at me, fear of the mission failing due to Sakura; I waved my hand to assure him it was fine.

"We can probably make Sasuke think we are a couple you know." I said to Kakashi who raised his brow. "Think about it, we always were like siblings, fighting a lot but we also hugged too. Just from hugging people thought we were together, physical contact might make Sasuke jealous." I could tell Kakashi was smirking under the mask. "Say Kakashi, how does making the Uchiha jealous become a prank?" Kakashi looked down lifting a finger, showing that he is about to prove a point.

"Sasuke believes he has no emotions and that an Uchiha should never show any. So it is more of an inner prank on his emotions. You are use to more visible pranks, this is an inner prank we will know when it's working if he reacts to it." I nodded, he had a point that was still considered a prank, he'd be thinking we are a couple or something and be getting jealous but we really aren't….

"I'm going to see if I can find Sakura and see if she will take me around the village for clothing. I know I can't fit in her clothing…" I looked away mumbling "Even my chest is bigger than hers…I just keep them bound by bandages…." I pushed myself off the wall and nodded to Kakashi. "Stay at Sasuke's house again tonight, make up an excuse so he has to watch over you." I turned my head to Kakashi, confused. "If you guys walk to the training grounds through the village, you would be wearing the girls' clothes right? Well from there you can start the jealousy test." I nodded again, another point proven to me.

"Oh Akuma, if you can, I know you were studying Sasuke's and Sakura's abilities, write some moves they could learn and such. The same thing you did a long time ago when you were an active Anbu." I nodded, how did he know I was studying them and marking down things they could improve? I ran off looking for Sakura, who wasn't too hard to find. She had been a mile away from where the sand ninja event happened.

I snuck up behind her and grabbed her; she screamed but noticed it was me. "Damn it Akuma! Don't do that, you nearly scared me to death! Baka!" she went to hit me but I dodged. "Where's Sasuke?" I asked, looking around. "He left the instant you said you had something to do. Why?" I grinned deviously. "Good, because I need your help for a prank on Sasuke. I need feminine clothing, spare me though, I have only worn boys clothes my whole life."

Sakura's eyes lit up over shopping for clothes and dressing me up. 'I suddenly regret asking her for help, and even regret agreeing with Kakashi on this prank.' Sakura grabbed my wrist and ran off with me towards the shopping district of Konoha. 'Kami, please let me live through this hell.'

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I can so relate to Akuma right now, even I refuse to wear girls clothes. When I was very little of course I had to wear girls clothes, it was forced on me, ever since I was able to choose my own clothes I wore boys clothes only. xD So whenever I need "girls clothes" for events that you need to dress nicely for... I never know my size. I always get told that it is too late for me to even convert into a female xD. So apparently if you are a tomboy past 19 almost 20 yrs old you become a lost cause and will never be feminine lol... I think my mom was a Tomboy until 25 or so though, but she did wear girls clothes so... I guess she doesn't count in a sense... hmm... she is a gamer still though so :D

anyway Ja ne, i will see if Chapter 14 posts up properly for me to put up chapter 15 lol