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"The stupid potion didn't work!" yelled Golden Star.

"There's got to be another way to stop the Shark King!" I screamed. "Maybe we can tickle him to death."

Said Golden "Let's trick him into drinking the ocean and getting so fat he explodes!"

Then, three things happened at once. First, I suggested another dumb way to stop it. Second, the Shark King chomped the tree we were on in half. Third, the Shark actually did explode. So as we saved the world, Golden and I fell to our doom.

But we landed on a soft tree. And next to us landed….Small Sinker! Somehow he survived being eaten, exploding, and falling hundreds of feet. (Of course he had, no one ever dies in these types of stories. At last, I hope not. I don't wanna get killed off!) Small Sinker just smiled and run back to his hut in Booga Bay, having forgotten that both his hut and Booga Bay had been completely destroyed. The two of us climbed down, expecting to be greeted as heroes. Instead, a bunch of Poptropican Policecame up and hit me in the head with a frying pan. "Not again." I groaned as I passed out.

When I woke up, Golden and I were tied to chairs in a large room. In front of us sat a few members of the Poptropican police, and.…uh-oh.

It was Fat Panda, the very same guy who'd had me deported from Early Poptropica. "Here ye, here ye, and all that crazy stuff they do in trials," he began. "Here we have Only Bonehead and Goner Tar."

"Uh, Bony Bones and Golden Star."

"Whatever. Anyway, these two are on trial for destroying Shark Tooth Island."

"WHAT?!" I yelled. "I didn't actually destroy this island! I saved it! Oh yeah, and Golden and Sinker too, of course. But it was the Shark King who did this!"

"Yes, yes , yes, but, you see, the Shark King has exploded, so it makesit sort of difficult to accuse him. And even if he wasn't exploded and we accused him, he'd eat us. Well, he'd eat us anyway, but, beside the point. Thing is, we need to blame somebody. So we're blaming you two."

Golden frowned. "Why, that's just- - -". At that point she said something rude I won't repeat.

"M'am!" exclaimed Fat Panda. "There are children in here!"

"I am a child." she said.

"Oh yeah, and I'm a kid too," I added. "Yeah, old me, fancy that."

Fat Panda snapped his fingers. A bodyguard showed up and put duct tape over Golden's mouth. "Mmmmmmm, mmmm, mmm!" she complained.

Fat Panda sighed contentedly. "That's much better. Now, where were we? Ah, yes. So, the damage to Early Poptropica will take 7,000,000,000,000 credits to fix. But as for the damage here, do you know how much repairs will cost?"

"Ehhhhh, 35 cents?"

"NO! NOT 35 CENTS! INFINITY! THAT'S RIGHT, INFINTY CREDITS!"

"Sounds inexpensive."

Fat Panda face palmed himself. "Anyway, you two are charged with destroying the majority of Shark Tooth Island, not to mention you, Bones, already destroyed Early Poptropica earlier. As I think you both, especially you Bony Bones, are faaaaaaaaaaar too dumb to have done this on purpose, let's call this, well, let's call it a crime of extreme stupidity, shall we? Yes, I do rather like the sound of that. So you are both sentenced to six months in Time Tangled Maximum Security No One Breaks Out Ever Jail."

"Is that like, a five-star hotel or something?" I asked.

Fat Panda sighed. "The kid really has a knack for it, he really does." Then to his bodyguards he said "Get them to Time Tangled."

As we were both tossed rudely onto the blimp, I yelled back "There aren't any pigs in this five-star hotel slash jail, right?" Fat Panda didn't answer.

Well, my adventures on Shark Tooth were over, probably for good. Especially considering that there was a lot less of Shark Tooth remaining then when I'd first arrived there. Off to Time-Tangled, my home island, and land of adventures! Oh yeah, and off to jail too. Well, see ya next time.

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