sorry about not having this up and writing new chapter but i had some problems in my life so now with the story

The next day Ted is typing up a report for major because he needs to make a plan for the upcoming months that major will be gone at Hogwarts and then suddenly ted hears someone knocking at the door and he get's up and opens it. And sees major and major asked if he could come and then ted got up and asked major what he needed and major then asked if the com room was ready and then ted said yes and then major said good and then ted said to major he has to get going or he and harry will miss the train and then major ran out of the room. Later on the train harry and major are waiting for hermione while they are waiting major is writing a new chapter for his book he is writing and harry is reading a bwen novel from doc boy called Don't die 2 and then they heard someone asked if they could sit in this compartment and then they look and saw it was the kids that were picked at the club and then major said it was okay if they sit in the compartment and then they heard a beeping sound and major look's at his computer and there is a video transmission from ted and then major say's what is the problem ted and then ted reply's and say's we a shipment of stuff you ordered major and I am sending it to the secondary base at Hogwarts so it will be there when you get there OK say's major and then the kids asked who was that and major replied that was ted or as he call's himself 2 and then major told them it was time for them to get their uniform's on and then hermione comes into the compartment and say's we got stop dok from making fool out of himself and than major say's what is he doing oh he is high again and and he hijack the snack cart and he is riding it down the corridor ceiling and everybody except major had said wtf and then they look at major and he said dok does some strange crap while he is high like one time he got caught growing pot and while he was high and one the plant's grew large and than attack and smoked one of the mp's and man after that happen the mp that got smoked if he even seen a plant he would scream like a girl and than wet himself run away while screaming at the top of his lungs and the last I heard he is in a nuthouse because of that OK everybody other than major remember not to go near dok when he is high and than the train stop and than everybody they heard a voice tell them it is time to get off the train and then they got into the carriages and they got into the great hall and sat down at the griffindor and than their head of house brought out the hat which told harry to call it g and it start to sing How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.

So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night , it'll seem alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici... pation!
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.

And after that major laugh at the song because he showed it to g once and then the kids from the club got sorted into griffindor and then perfect told them it was time to go to their room and they head to towards their tower and than they went their seperate ways and major and the gang went one way the kid went another way later the kids are un packing their stuff and than they heard a knock and a voice that asked if they could come out and it was hermione and than she told them to them towards major's room and they asked where that was and she showed them and they went in and were amazed at the size of the room and than they heard major welcome them and than he said now they were part of his group and than they were given and key's and uniform's and the kids asked what the key's were for and than he said they are for the library and the computer room so they could start writing their own stories and then major gave them some other key's and than they were told the key's were for their real bedroom's and said that their stuff was moved to their new room's and than they said good night to major and the gang