QUOTES OF THE DAY:
RUTHIE: Do you have to have special clothes to feel special? I just put on a clean pair of underwear and I feel great. (7TH HEAVEN)
REX: I'm sick of you being so damn perfect all the time. You're this plastic suburb housewife with her pearls and her spatula. (DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES)
DOROTHY: Now which way do we go?
SCARECROW: Pardon me, this way is a very nice way.
DOROTHY: Who said that?
[Toto barks at scarecrow]
DOROTHY: Don't be silly, Toto. Scarecrows don't talk.
SCARECROW: [points other way] It's pleasant down that way, too.
DOROTHY: That's funny. Wasn't he pointing the other way?
SCARECROW: [points both ways] Of course, some people do go both ways. (THE WIZARD OF OZ)
HALEY: Why is it that it's so much easier to forgive a stranger than someone you love? (ONE TREE HILL)
"She's what?" Nathan asked into the phone. "Are you sure?"
"Yes, we are. We mixed up the tests."
"Thank you." Nathan said with a smile. He hung up the phone and he sat down. He couldn't believe what the doctor just told him. He looked up when the door opened. "Hi."
"I just came to get something else." She looked at him up and down. "What?"
"Nothing, it's just I was wondering if your parents had an extra room?"
"You're not moving in with us. We need space."
"Well, you're going to need an extra room." Nathan said looking at her with a smile.
"Stop looking at me like that. You are creeping me out."
"I love you."
"Stop!" Haley yelled. What was he doing?
"But I do." He had a feeling she wouldn't believe what he had to say. "I do. And you need the extra room because we're pregnant."
Haley's mouth opened wide. "Are you kidding me? You can't be serious. I can't believe you would hurt me like this. What kind of a guy does that?"
"I'm not doing that. The doctor just called and said you're pregnant. I would never hurt you like that. We are pregnant."
"We are?" Nathan nodded.
Haley put her left hand on her stomach as Nathan did the same with his left. "We're really pregnant?" Nathan nodded again. She looked up at Nathan with happy eyes. "I love you." She kissed her husband. "I'm happy, yet weirded out."
"Why are you weirded out?"
She gave him wild eyes. "I have a growing child inside of me. That's creepy. I don't know how women do this."
"Technically, you are doing this right now. You have a baby inside you and that is a complete turn-on." Haley looked the other way and shrugged her shoulders. She then dragged Nathan into the bedroom. "What are you doing?"
"I'm using your turn-on to mommy's benefit." She climbed on the bed and took off her blouse. "Come on, daddy."
"Now that's a turn-off." Nathan said with a disgusted look on his face. 'Did you really have to say that?"
"Sorry. I'm not hip with it. I'm just pregnant." Nathan smiled and he walked over to the bed and grabbed her face and smashed his lips on hers. The kiss was so rough that she could feel the want in the kiss. She wrapped her arms around him and pulled him down to her but he got up and started pacing the room. "Nathan's what's wrong?"
"I don't think we should do this. It could hurt the baby."
"You're so adorable. And even though we just found out, I can tell you from experience; it is definitely okay to have sex during pregnancy."
"You know from experience, huh?" Nathan looked suspiciously at her. "Maybe it's good that you have it." Nathan looked at her neck and he attacked it. He moved them so that they were side to side, making love.
Haley was feeling so good. Nathan was kissing her tenderly, and doing everything like the first time. She couldn't wait to bore their child. "Nathan wait."
"What is it?"
"I don't feel so good."
"You okay?" Nathan looked at her concerned. "Should we go to the doctor's? What's wrong?"
She got up quickly and hurried for the bathroom and away everything went. She was definitely pregnant. Either that or she had the flu. When she was done, she looked up at her husband. "I guess you were right. I am pregnant." Haley grabbed some toilet paper and wiped her mouth. "Do you still love me now that you've seen me hurl my cookies?"
"I've seen you dome it before. Remember, on my dad's lap. That was the best."
"Don't remind me. It was like the worst thing ever. I was so embarrassed."
"I think my dad burned those pants." Nathan laughed as Haley groaned. He helped her up and into bed. "Do you just want to just go to sleep or continue what we were doing before?"
"I think we could just make out and see where it leads us. But I feel like I should brush my teeth first."
"Don't." Nathan said grabbing her hand when she got up. "I love your vomit breath." He said as he went to kiss her. But he stopped when she put her hands over her mouth. "Go." Haley just nodded and ran for the bathroom again.
The next morning, Nathan woke up to Haley on top of him. "Hi husband. Good morning. My mom loves you right now. My dad hates you and I'm— a little bit of both right now."
"And I couldn't be happier at the fact that we're going to have a baby together." He said as he rubbed her bare sides "How are you feeling?"
"Good. I've been having some saltines so I'm not as throwy uppy. But you know, it helps a lot." Haley said as she rested her hands on his chest. "I love you."
"I love you too." He put his hands on her stomach. "Daddy loves you."
"And does daddy love mommy?" Haley said in a seductive voice. She bent down to kiss his neck. She kissed down his chest. She stopped and sat up. "You didn't answer me."
"Of course I want mommy. I just don't think we should be intimate. I mean, it's like all we did for two weeks since we got together. I think we should get to know each other. Find out what we first saw in each other."
"You were a jerk and I was a nerd." Haley said simply.
"You're still a nerd." Nathan said caressing her cheek.
"And you're still a jerk." Haley got up and ran to the bathroom. Nathan flowed and knocked on the door.
"Haley, open the door. I didn't mean it."
The door opened a little bit. "Yes you did. Of course you meant it. And you're right. I am a nerd. And you're a jack a-s-s." Nathan knew why she spelled the swear word. She didn't want their son or daughter to hear them. That was one of the things he loved about her.
"You're right. I am a j-a-c-k-a-s-s. You're right. I know you're right. And I h-a-t-e hate it when you do. I'm s-o-r-r-y sorry. I r-e-a-l-l-y really am."
"Why do you keep spelling things? It's creepy."
"I want the baby to know I'm not a dumb jock. I don't want to be that kind of father where my kid hates me for being stupid."
"He won't." Haley said with a concern look in her eye.
"He? You said 'he'. You want to have a boy?"
"Please, with the Scott genes, it's bound to be a boy. You know it."
"I know, but to tell you the truth, I really want a girl."
"Good, then she can tell her father he's stupid!" She yelled and slammed the door in his face.
"Ow." Nathan said. His voice was muffled since was holding his nose from the pain. "I'm calling a professional."
"What's going on?" Lucas asked when he came to the Scott's front door. "You interrupted me." He was looking really tired.
"Look, I'm sorry if I woke you up, but my wife won't talk to me."
"What'd you do to her?" Lucas was now concerned. He headed for the bedroom. And stopped at the bathroom door. He knocked on the door. "Haley, you okay? It's Lucas."
"Go away." Haley yelled from the bathroom. She was currently sitting on the edge of the shower. She didn't want to be seen right now. "Besides, I'm too fat to get up."
Lucas looked over at Nathan. "You called your wife fat? Was that some kind of compliment for her not being able to conceive?"
"She's pregnant." Nathan said with a smile on his face and his hands on his hips. "And I got her pregnant."
"I really don't want to hear that. Did you call her fat?"
"No, I called her a nerd."
"You call your wife a nerd and wonder why she's locked herself in the bathroom. I don't think it takes a genius to figure that out."
"I know that part, but I can't get her to come out."
"She'll have to come out eventually."
"Yeah." Nathan said. He knew Lucas was right. She would have to come out. But he wanted her to want to come out, not when she had to.
It had been a few minutes after Lucas had left that Haley came out. Only to have locked herself in the closet. He knew she was probably changing. And when she came out, she leaned herself sexily in the doorway.
Nathan's eyebrows immediately shot up. She was wearing a sheer lace trim baby doll.. It looked really sexy on her and it was such a turn-on. "What are you doing?"
"I figure I'll apologize. You were right. I am a n-e-r-d nerd. And I'm proud of that fact. I'm a nerd and I don't care. You know why?"
"I don't need to know why." He went up to her and hugged her. "I don't care. I just want you to be happy."
"I am. I am happy, but it feels like everything is happening so fast. I mean we got married not that long ago. And with the accident, I mean we just started having sex two weeks ago and now; now we're pregnant."
"I know where you're coming from. Believe me, I do. But I feel like maybe it's the right path for us. I think we'll be able to handle this."
"You do?"
Nathan nodded. "I do."
NEXT CHAPTER:
HALEY TELLS BROOKE AND PEYTON
NATHAN TELLS HIS MOM
SOMETHING HAPPENS TO HALEY