Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail or any of its characters; they belong to the one and only Hiro Mashima.
I do own the idea for the fic though.
Rebellion.
(A I.-.-.I Kuroyagi I.-.-.I original fan-fiction story.)
Nexus 0014: Too old for this, too young for that!
(Translation: If it wasn't for my upbringing, I would curse my way to the end of this chapter.)
-Shinji- *sees Roxas and Dauwz enter the cellar without Kuroyagi* Where's Kuro?
-Dauwz- *cringes and retreats to the back of the room*
-Sable- *looks confused* What's with that reaction?
-Roxas- *stifles a laugh* Nothing to worry about, *grins* he's just too happy to share it with us.
-Shinji- *reads the lines above* And what's up with that change of penname?
-Roxas- Nothing~ *grin widens*
-Sable- *sighs* Okay… how do we continue?
-Arakan- *from outside* I cannot do much now; there's a few things for me to work out first.
-Shinji- *crosses his arms* Then this chapter won't have anything to show?
-Sable- *eyes the grinning Roxas* I disagree
-Roxas- That's right, kids, *laughs madly* I have something here, right now. And it's awesome.
-Writers- What's the idea?
-Roxas- *grins wickedly* Today, we will learn of the birds and bees~
"Get the *beep* out… please." Kuroyagi growled calmly to the people assembled around him and the hospital bed next to him, using censorship on purpose to not let any bad word corrupt his…
Let's skip that.
It was hell when he learned of it, and he didn't want to know what the others had to say about what happened during the previous chapter he was hospitalized. Nor did he want them to know the consequences of Roxas' stories 'Why?' and 'Retribution'. "This is… personal."
"It must be," Roxas was grinning like an idiot that had one too many in an hour. If one looked closely, the sides of his lips were starting to get red and bleed a bit. Yeah, he was THAT amused. "Not every day happens that one of us becomes a-"
"Shut up." Was the simple order from the main author.
"U-uhm, Kuro?" Sable eyed the small bundle with head, arms and legs cradled in the arms of a white haired woman that had an uncanny resemblance to Dauwz' physical form in Rebellion, feeling unnerved by the baby's black and white hair, and mismatched eyes. One was blue like hers, and the other was grey as Kuro's. And despite the awkward atmosphere and silence in the air, the woman was smiling contently at the small creature in her arms and not listening to anything around her. "W-what… are we – no, what are you doing here?"
"And who's she?" Shinji asked shortly afterwards.
"I can explain if you wish." Roxas offered with his grin now matching The Joker's.
"Like *beep* I'll let you." Kuro growled calmly again; the others didn't understand a bit of what was going on around them and had the main author mad as he was. "Why don't y'all go and continue with Rebellion until I… sort things out here?"
"I don't mind them, lover boy." The woman in the bed purred to the man standing next to her, her eyes not leaving the baby in her arms. "Talk all ya want."
"L-lover boy…?" Shinji and Sable repeated incredulously; their eyes fixed on the grimacing Kuroyagi, who was also blushing at the nickname and sensual purring.
"Can I explain now, lover boy?" Roxas asked mockingly and stifling a mad laugh from escaping him, his grin having already split his head in half and letting the red liquid poured in waterfalls because of his excitement and high blood pressure. A sexy nurse with G cup breasts and amazing child-bearing hips came running inside the room with a med kit to close the wounds.
"Get out." Kuro glowered one last time, scaring the writers out of the room before turning his attention to the woman and the baby with narrowed eyes. "I'm busy right now."
-Sable- …
-Shinji- …
-Roxas- *still grinning with stitches keeping his cheeks together*
-Sable- *click inside his head* …that woman… didn't she look like…?
-Shinji- *gazes at the back of the cellar* …
-Dauwz- *growls viciously* SHE'S MY TWIN SISTER, YOU SICK BASTARDS!
-Roxas- *laughs hardly on the floor, loosening the stitches in his cheeks*
-Sable- …
-Shinji- …
3 hours of uncomfortable silence and one laughing maniac later…
-Dauwz- *joins the other writers with narrowed eyes, promising a painful death if he heard anything about the past subject* Let's leave Kuro alone for a while, we have to continue with this.
-Sable- …uh…huh. *nods slowly*
-Shinji- Y-yeah. *nods slowly too*
-Roxas- *continues to laugh, and cry, at the hilarity of the matter*
-Dauwz- *ignores him and pulls out a white notebook out of nowhere*
-Roxas- *stops and pales after seeing the notebook* Y-you-! D-don't do anything-!"
-Dauwz- *interrupts him* Shiroyagi left this to me so we can continue, *opens the notebook and reads a few lines, he nods after a short while* There's some ideas here to use in this chapter. Heh, we're lucky.
-Roxas- *heaves a sigh in relief*
-Dauwz- *starts to write in the notebook and later closes it* Okay, let's see if this works. I'll be the narrator for today.
All in all, this is amazing. I can understand why Kuro came up with the idea for this story.
"What?"
I mean, it's awesome to be a voice in off and dictate the fates of all the characters while they hear what I say and whatnot.
"I don't understand a thing." A scarlet haired girl said; puzzled as to the slight rambling the narrator was having and not getting the point of it. "But can you move on with the story?"
Righto, little girl. *grins* Let's give your parents the scare of their lives.
Fiore. Year x791.
It was a warm spring day in Magnolia, with its people bustling as always and doing the normal in their agendas without a care for the world or its problems. Not too blame them but that attitude was going to be punished after a certain event, that will befell the rambunctious guild of theirs, and change the world as a whole.
We now go to the insides of Fairy Tail, where our heroes are fighting each other again and trying to pass the time until Kuroyagi returns to continue with Rebellion and the quarrel between the eight hottest females of the country for the affections of one Fire Dragon Slayer.
Erza Scarlet, Erza Knightwalker, Lisanna Strauss, Kagura Mikazuchi, Cana Alberona, Mavis Vermillion, Meredy and Ultear Milkovich.
Seven of those eight women having amazing G-cup breasts and awesome child-bearing hips.
-Dauwz- *growls* DJ.
-Roxas- *glares* Don't call me that, I hate it. Besides, *grins*what's your problem with good proportionate women?
-Dauwz- Get the fuck out.
*coughs* As I was saying…
They were brawling as usual in waiting of the main author without a clue as to the catastrophe about to fall over their heads.
The doors to the place opened sharply with a strong gust of wind and a blinding white light forcing the members to yield their eyes, footsteps were heard, four to be exact, and when the commotion subsided, everyone opened their eyes to see who were the ones to barge into their home.
Several eyes widened.
There were four kids standing in line in front of the door, all of them looking alike to someone inside the room.
And all of them were looking at the Fire Dragon Slayer in the room with teary eyes.
"DAD!"
They lunged towards the shocked pink-haired and tackled him to the ground.
They were four little girls. They had different hair colors and clothes, but they had the same scarf around their necks, which of course set all the women to ask where they get them while Natsu took time to recover from the sudden attack.
"Dad gave it to me a year ago!" One of the scarlet haired girls smiled brightly when explaining, her equal in hair color nodding shortly at the sentence. "He told me I was a good girl, so I could keep it!"
"Dad told me the same." Scarlet haired two said dryly with her arms crossed, eyeing the females staring at them inquisitively.
"Father gave it to me through Mother," The brown haired one spoke in a well-behaved tone, closing her eyes and smiling at the memory. "He wanted me to swear my loyalty towards my friends when giving it to me."
"That guy and mom were always weird; I don't know why they gave me this scarf." The black haired one talked loosely, sighing in defeat when no thought came to answer her doubts. "I still love it though."
"U-uhm…" Mira, who didn't have much screen time in the past chapters, moved forward and asked the question in everyone's minds, wanting to know just who were these girls that looked no older than fourteen and had appearances matching some of the women inside the hall. "Who are you…? And who are your parents…?"
"Nova Scarlet," First red head answered with a bright smile again, waving a hand in greeting to her wide-eyed mother. "Natsu and Erza Scarlet are my parents!"
"Seras Knightwalker," Second red head kneeled at the presence of her mother, who nodded in acceptance of her behavior, despite the shock. "Natsu and Erza Knightwalker are my parents."
"Kajin Mikazuchi," Brunette bowed towards her mother, who quirked her eyebrows at the challenging smile she was receiving from the girl. "Natsu and Kagura Mikazuchi are my parents."
"Halcyon Milkovich," Ultear paled visibly when she heard her last name after the girl's name, already knowing who were the mother and the father. "Natsu and Ultear Milkovich are my parents."
This is the truth, people; these kids came from the future of this story to talk with their father.
That's no other than the pink haired guy knocked out over there.
"UH?!" Natsu shot up from his position in the floor, looking wide-eyed at the four girls sending warm smiles in his direction. "Why me?!"
Let them speak and you'll know, dumbass.
"In the future, none of you will win," Kajin started after a small discussion with the other girls, all of them deciding it was best for her to tell their story. "You all will have your pleasurable moment with Father, but none will stay with him."
"I wouldn't put it so crudely, but yeah." Halcyon nodded.
"Dad was called to do some mission with Gildartz-jii, and they didn't return since then." Seras informed.
"We are all fourteen years old, and we haven't seen Dad even once… except for pictures." Nova looked down gloomily.
On a brighter note; they are here now, and so is their pimp of a father.
"HEY!"
Let's ask some questions to both sides and see what they have to say of this weird development Shiroyagi created.
The order of your answers should be the same as your introductions.
Nova first, followed by Seras, then by Kajin, and lastly by Halcyon.
Nods were given by the girls while the guild was pretty much still struggling to understand just how Natsu managed to have four daughters with four different women.
1st question: Date of birth?
"13 of January, x792."
'T-that's 9 months from now…' Erza thought a little shaken, surprised to know she'd have a kid in her for the next months. But of course, she was also thinking about the fact she will have her moment with her pink haired boyfriend soon if that was to happen. She couldn't help the drool from escaping her mouth. '…I-I wonder how much it will last.'
"12 of January, x792."
'So that foursome will happen,' Knightwalker licked her lips in anticipation; if her math was right, she was going to do IT pretty soon. Her mind was already showing her livid images of the moment, and she did nothing more than drool in excitement. 'Just what I wanted…'
"31 of December, x791."
"Wait – what?!" Half the place shouted, mainly the women around Natsu. "How come Kagura's child will come first?!"
The girl shrugged as an answer. "Ask Mother, I don't know a thing about my birth."
"Oh, I know what happened." Erza growled dangerously when she remembered what happened that night after the little concert made by her stupid boyfriend, Gajeel and Gray. Natsu cowered behind Kagura when receiving the terrible glare of doom. "You two. That night. Am I right?"
Save it for later *receives a kick to the face* - OE!
"Stay out of this." Erza snarled with her feet stomping her way towards the ever calm Mermaid wizard and her cheating boyfriend. "You will answer my questions, now."
"U-ug…" Natsu looked around for a better place to hide, instead of telling the truth, which was…
"We did no such thing, Scarlet," Kagura informed her with a shook of her head, finding her rage to be amusing but not a laughing matter. She met eyes with her rival and leveled them with a scowl, reminding her of her timely and unwelcomed interruption. "We didn't have time for that."
That's true, but I will make sure you get some time, with no interruptions, after this is over. *grins at the shocked Erza* Payback is a bitch.
"Y-you damn pervert!" Before she could even lay a hand on the narrator, she was caged inside a magical barrier. Natsu sighed in relief at being saved, but couldn't help to gaze at his girlfriend with some guilt, flinching at every strike she made and was almost close to breaking it. "Get me out!"
This notebook is handy, heh. *sees a crack in the barrier* I'll add up a few more barriers just in case.
Let's move forward.
'Oh dear… please no…' Ultear was already sweating bullets at the mere idea of hearing the birthday of her supposed daughter, who saw her nervous form and thought of a mischievous idea to startle her to the core. Oh, she was as playful as her father and intelligent as her mother; bad combination of genes.
"11 of May… x791."
Minds went blank.
Eyes moved to the Time wizard and the Dragon Slayer.
A caged beast roared in disbelief and rage.
"W-w-w-w-what?!" Ultear eyed her grinning daughter with her jaw hitting the floor, not believing her words.
"I-isn't that... tomorrow…?" Meredy gazed at her surrogate mother and was surprised to her passed out in a standing position. "Ultear-mama…?" She waved a hand in front of the woman's eyes, getting no reaction at all.
Sad. *looks at the little girl* What's your real birthday?
"11 of May, x792."
Sighs of relief were heard.
But the beast was pounding her cage even harder.
2nd question: How do you feel about being sisters from different mothers but with the same father?
"I never thought of that."
"Neither did I."
"But now..."
"Our parents are a disgrace." Halcyon shook her head in embarrassment, the girls nodding at her statement while their parents paled in shame. "But I do like my sisters, mind you."
"Me too!" Nova hugged Seras.
"Nobody touches them." Seras tried to get away, despite her smiling. "Not on my watch."
And Kajin only nodded in agreement with a small smile.
Such a bond… I hope you don't end your fights with a Nakama Punch or in this case, a Sisters' Punch. *sweatdrops*
3rd question and getting over this: A message for your father?
"Come back soon, okay?" Nova eyed her mother, who stopped her pounding on the barrier to listen, and smiled sadly. "Mom misses you… a lot."
"I recommend you get stronger," Seras clutched the scarf around her neck, giggling darkly at the words of her mother in the future. "Mom said something about impaling you for being an idiot."
"Learn some proper manners," Kajin studied the face of the pink haired with curiosity, seeing without a problem that he had a rambunctious behavior. "Mother likes you as you are, but you could use some to lessen her anger."
"If you find a way to be invisible, the better," Halcyon sighed tiredly at the constant rants she heard from her mother complaining about the fool still hiding behind the Mermaid wizard. "Mom has already plotted 199 ways to make your life a living hell when you return." Thinks for a moment and groans. "211 now…"
And so… the kids' chapter is over…
4th secret question: What do you, the parents, think of this?
"I will go to that mission too." Erza nodded sharply, not wanting to hear a negative to her decision.
"You think I'll let you?" Natsu scoffed, shaking his head in disbelief and standing up from his hiding spot. "You'll be carrying a child, OUR child! I won't allow you to go to a dangerous mission like that."
"That's true, you know?" Gildartz pointed out, feeling proud of the pink hair's reasoning and slight maturing. "If it's one of my missions, it will be dangerous for you and the kid, it will be better if you stay here."
"B-but…!"
"No but's! I won't change my mind!" Natsu yelled to her, surprising many with his actions. He was shouting at Erza, the fearsome knight, with good reason, but still…
He felt a dagger being pressed against his neck and two soft mounds on his back.
"I'll skin you alive if you leave me watching over that girl alone," Knightwalker growled lowly close to his ear. "You better come back before a year passes or I'll make sure to hunt your head in punishment."
"H-hai…"
"I don't mind how long it takes him, as long as he returns." Kagura shrugged and went to the bar, surely to think of the matter a bit more. There was a lot of time until that happens.
"Ultear-mama is still unconscious, but I guess she will be mad too if you take too long to return." Meredy answered in the Time wizard's stead, moving her to sit on a close chair.
And… done! I don't want to continue with this… *sighs*
-Roxas- *pouts* Shitty writing, you could have added a bit more about their appearances… *grins* or make them older to have more G's and marvelous hips around…
-Dauwz- *growls* Write it you then!
-Shinji- *sighs* I don't know if that's a good idea…
-Sable- *thinks* Oh, you know? I wouldn't mind more sexiness.
-Dauwz- *growls louder* I don't and won't write ecchi! *mumbles to himself* Not now, maybe later.
-Roxas- *jumps in victory* Yeah! The next chapter is on me then!
-Shinji- *looks up* I wonder if Kuro would have allowed that…
-Sable- True…
-Kuroyagi- I do allow it. *enters the cellar with a baby in his arms* I won't be available, so if you guys can help… I would appreciate it.
-Writers- *look at the baby with bugged eyes* U-uh… what's with the baby?
-Kuroyagi- *sighs* It's my turn to watch over him.
-Dauwz- *unnerved at the sight* S-so, you're going to accept it?
-Roxas- *looks suspicious* Just like that? No big drama over it?
-Kuroyagi- *sighs tiredly* There's little I can do to change it… *gives a small smile* …besides, is not like I hate it, this little guy sure is a blessing.
-Dauwz and Roxas- Uh… huh…
-Kuroyagi- *turns to Roxas* You will take over the next chapter, *nods* do your best.
-Roxas- *grins madly* Leave it to me. *cackles*
-Dauwz- *whispers to Kuro* Are you sure? He'll make this like 'Why?'…
-Kuroyagi- No one died for a little of craziness, *smiles* though, people did end up with things they didn't expect afterwards… *laughs nervously at the irony*
-Shinji- *eyes the baby* What's his name anyway?
-Sable- *thinks of the white haired woman* And what's her name?
-Kuroyagi- Uhm… *looks at the baby* We didn't decide a name for him yet… and the woman's name is She'…
-Dauwz- *grimaces*
-Shinji- *nods* Well, that explains the change of penname…
-Sable- *pokes the baby's cheek* Congrats, Kuro… I guess…
-Kuroyagi- Yeah yeah, go and continue with the story. *turns around and leaves* I have to feed this little guy.
-Dauwz- …
-Sable- …so, your twin sister, huh?
-Dauwz- *groans* I blame Roxas for this. *walks away*
-Roxas- *laughs madly* You will all see! Just how amazing G's and wide hips are! *laughs louder*
-Shinji- This is the second time I think Kuro made a bad decision… *sweatdrops*
-Sable- *cringes at the loud laughter* That makes two of us…
To be continued.
So no more misunderstandings are made, I say it now loud and clear:
I didn't have a REAL son, nor I plan to have one in the near future.
All this is Roxas' fault. *grumbles bearily* I'm hating that guy...
Saludos.