Author's Note: Thanks to everyone who gave me chapter ideas. I have two ideas, a talent show and one where Harry thinks he's emo and I will post them as soon as I can think of endings. Anyway, enjoy this chapter.
One day, Lord Voldemort was sitting alone in his room, in the death eater hideout, looking at a book.
"Wormtail," he called while staring at one of the pages.
"Yes my lord?" said Wormtail suddenly appearing in the doorway.
"Tell me," Voldemort said, handing him the book. "Can you find Waldo?"
Wormtail took the book and began to search the page for Waldo.
Suddenly Serverus Snape and another random death eater entered the room.
"What's wrong?" Snape asked.
"We can't find Waldo," said Voldemort.
"I've found Waldo," said Snape.
"That's nice," said Voldemort not really paying attention to Snape and began to look at the book over Wormtail's shoulder.
Not long later, a small group of death eaters were standing around the book, all trying to find Waldo.
"I have an idea," said Bellatrix, taking out her wand. "Come out damn it!" she said as she pointed her wand at the book.
"No!-" said Voldemort taking out his wand and deflecting the spell.
"I know where Waldo is!" said Snape once again.
"No spells!" Voldemort continued, once again ignoring Snape.
"I think I've found…wait…nope."
"I've found Waldo!" said a random death eater.
"Really?" asked Voldemort.
"No …"
"For the last time!" yelled Snape. "I've found Waldo!"
"Serverus," said Voldemort calmly. "Shut up or I will kill you."
After a few more minutes of silence, Snape spoke again.
"Can I show you where Waldo is yet?"
"Okay fine Serverus," said Voldemort finally admitting defeat. "If you think you're so smart…"
Snape turned to the death eater next to him and lowered his hood.
It was Waldo. (Dun dun dun!)
"Waldo!" said Voldemort. He paused for a moment before asking, "Can I have your autograph?"
The-End