Ok. Kurt really hated his life now. For the next two weeks he was a teenage girl!
One with a name like Karla!
Karla! Karla Kapel!
Oy! So, now he was going to have to respond to Karla.
Double Oy.
He had to act all...girly.
Triple oy!
The guys would stare at him and if they ever found out! Ugh!
OY VEY!
Espescially Amanda...What if she thought he was gay...Or worse...she noted that he didn't tell her goodbye.
Double oy vey.
God he was gonna hate this.
But even so he got off the bus. Like a chick. He smiled a sweet girl smile and broke the ice with:
"Guten Abend! I'm Karla Kapel"
He had two brown suitcases, filled with nothing but video games.
Yeah. Kitty owed him, sue him.
Wait...That made no sense.
Oh, you get what I mean.
But, I digress. People were staring at him.
Maybe it was his choice of wear.
He didn't know what girls in Germany wore besides laderhosen from time to time.
With his blue form he never left the circus tent, afraid that he'd be killed. He didn't want that to happen again.
Well back to being Karla...Ok-ay...
Why is Bobby drooling and staring at-Oh, God!
He was drooling over Kurt.
He didn't know whether to laugh or barf.
Oh, boy, was this the perfect black mail.
Evil smirking in head!
"Welcome to the Institute, Karla. I hope you will find staying here to be most pleasent." The professor's voice got him out of his thoughts.
"Er, thank you. You are very kind, mr..."
Yeah, act like you don't know anything.
The professor smiled. "Professor Charles Francis Xavier. But my students call me Professor X."
He held out his hand.
Crap, he'd be sure to feel three skinny fingers-wait. Duh, its winter. He's wearing gloves.
Could've had a V8.
He shook his hand and smiled at everyone.
"So, vhere vill I be ztayzing?"
Just then Jubilee elbowed Bobby and went to him.
"You can stay in my room, Karla."
"Um, ok..."
He let Jubilee drag her up the stairs to her perfectly pink, yellow, purple, yellow, yellow, yellow room.
What's with all the yellow!
"Well, um...Vat's your name?"
She looked at Kurt with a secrete smile.
"Vhat?"
She smiled more and rolled her eyes. She shut the door and sat on the bed.
"Kurt I know it's you."
Crap.
"Uh, vho-vho is Kurt?"
"Kurt Wagner I am not an idiot, now tell me why you're doing this or I'll tell Bobby you're gay and want attention."
Kurts Karla eyes widened.
"Okay, okay. You caught me, just don't tell Bobby zhat."
So he told her his and Kitty's plan.
She was silent.
Then ruined it.
"Well, it's about friggin' time someone did something!"
Karla/Kurt smiled.
"So, you'll help."
"Help? I'll do more than help. I'll show you how to flirt. Right."
Triple Oy vey.
More girl stuff.