I gave up on finding a plot for this story, it just gave me a headache. So on with the insanity. Also thank you J.M.G, Agent HUNK, KonohaShinobi, MaryAuksi, Dalia N'Shard, Unknown Marauder, and SacredYoukai.

"Narquay sevanaye purapuw belachka seranana few quay quay ricknah lashka repmouira freeapora," Christy said as she sat on the couch upside down, feet dangling over the back. Katlyn walked in the room and gaped at the sight.

"What are you doing now?" she sighed at Christy.

"Practicing Blue Ribbon Fay Horny Toad language," she replied.

"Why?"

"Cause I'm bored, and Alucard stole priestman and ran away, and Walter is out being a pimp with his cult, and Integra ran screaming from the room bout ten minuets ago, and Seras is out looking for purple pandas with six toes for Alucard, and I'm hiding from Pip," she said in one breath.

"Why does none of this surprise me," Katlyn laughed. "Well if you are so bored how bout we get to work on catching that demon."

"NO!" Christy screamed as she tossed back and forth on the couch. "Not work! Anything but THAT!!"

"Look witch, you are going to stop playing around and get this job fucking done!" Katlyn ordered. "I am through playing around. Get the fuck up and get the fuck to WORK!"

"ALRIGHT YOU DUMBASS BOSSY BITCH! SHEESH," Christy huffed as she stormed from the room. Katlyn blinked then looked again.

"Stop walking on the fucking ceiling too!" she screamed after her, after she realized Christy stormed away on the ceiling. "This is getting ridicules."

"It was ridicules to begin with," said Seras from behind her. Katlyn yelped then jumped up the ceiling and hung on a lamp. Glaring down at Seras, Katlyn screamed at her.

"Bloody vampire! Stop sneaking up on people like that! Ya wanna give me a heart attack! Shit!" Katlyn cursed from the ceiling. "You think this was a freaking house of horror!!!"

"You are living with vampires," Pip said as he came into the room, and plopped on the couch. "Have you seen Christy?"

"She's demon hunting," Katlyn said as she walked around on the ceiling. "Well this puts a new perspective on things. But how do I get down?"

"Jump?" Pip suggested. Katlyn tried jumped, then fell onto the floor head first.

"I need to find the Pandas," Seras muttered as she avoided getting hit by Katlyn's falling body and left.

"Ow," Katlyn cried as she stood up and held her head. "That kinda hurt."

"Well you did just fall on your head," Pip said, as he leaned back on the sofa. "Where is everybody?"

"Avoiding you," Alucard laughed as he phazed into the room. "Anyone seen my priest or wife?"

"Apparently Seras is looking for pandas," Katlyn sighed. "As for Alexander last I heard he was with you."

"I was until he pushed me into a strip club," Alexander shrieked as he busted out of the closet.

"Why where you in the…wait I don't even want to KNOW!" Katlyn said, as she looked into the closet. "Sir Integra! Holy shit! Now I really don't want to KNOW!"

"Wow," Alucard snickered. "Master getting lucky in the closet with a priest no less! Who would have guessed? You little vixen!"

"Nothing happened!" Integra shouted as she ran from the closet, and slapped Alucard.

"What was that for!" Alucard screeched as he rubbed his red cheek.

"For all your comments!" Integra roared. "Don't make me start rubbing silver objects into you skin!"

"Here is your goddamn demon and that sounded sexual sir," Christy said as she came into the room and dumped a dark green duffle bag the size of Walter on Pip.

"Is Walter in there?" Pip asked as he poked the bag, making what was ever in the bag atart to toss and screech.

"Walter is not a demon," Katlyn sighed as the bag ripped open and a man with black hair and black eyes popped out. "That isn't Walter."

"You dare to capture me!" he laughed darkly. "I'm the bloody demon of New York!"

"New York?" Katlyn questioned, as she gave the death glare at Christy.

"Hey you said go and capture demon, you didn't say from where!" Christy said in defense.

"We are in England," Katlyn started. "A demon is robbing England of inner speech. Hence why I sent you out to capture demon in England and you go to New York! What the fuck is wrong with you!!!!"

"Nothing," Christy huffed. "Except a stupid bitch telling me what to do!"

"Ooo, I like her," the demon laughed.

"Shut up!" Katlyn scream. "No one asked you."

"Well then I'll be on my way," he cooed, as he jumped off the couch. Grabbing Christy he gave her a bone crushing kiss.

"Whoa!" Pip cried. "Let her go!"

"Okay," the demon laughed. "If you're ever in New York look me up sometime, Witchy Bitch."

"Someone explain to me what just happened," Christy said in a half daze as the demon walked out.

"This happened," Pip replied as he grabbed her and repeated the demon's actions. Letting her go, he ran after the demon. "Now I'm going to kill that sneaky demon bastard!"

"What," Christy gaped. "Why me?"

"Why not!" Alexander laughed as he grabbed her and repeated Pip's actions then ran after Pip. "I wanna help kill the devil's scum!"

"I'm not going to say it!" Christy screamed, as Alucard walked up to her and licked her cheek. "Why?"

"I felt left out," he said as he shrugged his shoulders and ran after the other two,

"I'm going to bed or shooting myself," Christy said, very confused at what had just happened. "Whatever comes first."

"Someone hand her a gun," Katlyn blurted out. "Oh shit. Um never mind that."

"Hey you ready," Rip Van Winkle said walking in dressed as Jack Skeleton. "You aren't even dressed!"

"Sorry I have to cancel," Christy said as she walked out of the room. "I'm taking a mental illness day!"

"You're mental everyday," Katlyn snorted.

"Then who is going with me to see Nightmare in 3D!" Rip whined.

"Oh I'll go I am a huge Tim Burton fan!" Integra offered.

"I'm outta here," Katlyn murmured as she slowly backed out of the room.

"Oh you are not," Rip huffed. "Stop trying to act cool."

"Am so! I saw all his movies!" Integra sneered.

"Name all the movies he has directed in order of their debut and you can come," Rip laughed. "Because I know you can't."

"Vincent in 1982 then Frankenweenie in 1984 followed by Pee-Wee's big adventure in 1985, Beetlejuice in 1988, Batman 1989, Edward Scissorhands 1990, Batman returns 1992, Nightmare in 1993, Ed Wood 1994, Vincent and Me 1995, Conversations With Vincent 1995, Mars Attacks! 1996, Sleepy Hollow 1999, Planet of the Apes 2001, Big Fish 2003, Corpse Bride 2005, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2005. Ha!" Integra laughed as she danced for joy.

"Actually," Rip smirked, as Integra stopped dancing and looked at her. "He actually didn't direct Nightmare. Henry Selick directed Nightmare, but I guess you can come. Go shove yourself into Christy's Sally costume."

"YES!" Integra squealed as she ran from the room.

"What a freak," Rip muttered.

Need ideas, mind empty, well empty of good ones at least. Someone help! Review before the bad ideas are released! Till next time!