I own nothing you recognise.
*In the Great Hall*
Dumbledore: "I have some last minute points to award. To Miss Grace Britton, I award 37 points, for… And lastly, to Mr James Potter, I award you 11946 points for winning the heart of Miss Lily Evans. That was the best love story Hogwarts has seen in years. Gryffindor wins the house cup!