Okay so I haven't updated this story in a while for the simple reason that it isn't quite as popular as some of my others (which I am trying to belt out)
I haven't forgotten about Konoha vs Froggy vs Akatsuki though haha.
Here is the next part :D

Ever since Ino had ran off with hearts in her eyes after watching Sai and Narutos ill fated kiss, the blonde had been pacing back and forth irritably, shooting scowls at Sai every now and then.
It WAS Sais fault after all…
Kind of.
The pale boy had explained his situation and at first Naruto had found it hard to believe that Sai had been hypnotized by a frog into kissing him.
His doubts faded soon after when someone shouted "I HATE YOU" followed by a (very girly) scream as Kiba and Akamaru dashed past them followed by Rock Lee with a creepy smile upon his face.
Naruto had blinked a few times before crossing his arms and scowling.
Maybe for once Sai was telling the truth.
If that was in fact the case, then he decided that two things needed doing:

One: Stop this from happening to anyone else, aka catch the fucking frogs.
Two: Catch Ino before she spreads the word.

As such, his next move gave him the ability to solve both problems at once.

"Kage Bunshin no jutsu!"

Sai gasped in surprise as a loud 'pop; sounded throughout the area.
Once the cloud of smoke disappeared, thousands of shadow clones stood hunched together in the clearing.
There were probably heaps of frogs and nowhere near enough people to catch them all, which was where he came in.
Naruto smirked in glee and his clones copied.
They knew immediately what needed doing, all of them scattering off in groups of 8 or 9 to different parts of the village.
Once the last few had left the clearing, Naruto turned back to Sai with a sadistic grin.
Cracking his knuckles with a mad glint in his eye, Naruto whispered evilly,

"Even if it wasn't you fault, you didn't think you were going to get away with kissing me right…?"

A group of shadow clones raced through the streets of Konoha with one thought on their mind:
Stop the frogs!
They moved in sync and bounced off the walls and roofs of houses to avoid citizens in their mad search for the little creatures.

"THERE'S ONE DATTEBAYO!"

All at once, the group of clones pounced at the small frog, chasing it until they had it cornered in an alley.
The frog looked behind itself and realized it was trapped, an almost sad aura covering its little body.
Deciding the best way to dispose of it would be to pick it up and take it somewhere outside the village, all 9 clones kneeled down in front of it and gazed into its eyes.

"Look over there!"

Another group of clones bounced into the alley way and raised their eyebrows at their likenesses crowded around a frog, all quite clearly caught in its hypnotic stare.
The clones glanced at each other and one snickered,

"Maybe this wasn't such a good idea?"

Another clone glared at the first to have spoken and growled,

"Speak for yourself dattebayo! If you were all as smart as me we would get the job done!"

"We ARE you!"

"Is he calling us smart or stupid?"

"I'm calling you stupid, moron!"

"I hate clones!"

"Oh yeah? Well I ha-ACK!"

Shikamaru was a good guy, lazy sure, but when it came down to it he was dependable.
So of course when he heard shouts and screams coming from a back alley he decided to investigate.
He was a jounin after all and it was his duty to protect the innocent, even if he was currently trying to solve a frog related mystery.
And so he was surprised to no end to stumble across 18 Narutos battling it out on the ground, some getting very touchy feely and others punching each other in the face.

"Get off me, dattebayo!"

"I don't want to kiss myself-ARGH!"

"Hold him so I can punch him!"

"YOU JUST PUNCHED ME!"

"I AM YOU!"

Shikamaru wasn't sure whether to laugh or sigh at what he was witnessing.
At least he had another bunch of shadow clones to question about the frogs.
Which led him to the question of where the hell they were coming from in the first place…
Naruto had summoned them obviously… But why?
The lack of movement in front of him diverted Shikamarus attention back to the present.
All of the clones were glaring at each other.
Some were growling in anger while others looked confused and a little scared.
Deciding to break the silence, Shikamaru clapped his hands to get their attention.
The noise frightened the clones, some of which jumped backwards with wide eyes while others shrieked and reached for weapons.
When they realized it was who it was however, the jounin was quickly enveloped in a group hug.

"Troublesome…"

The hug ended after a few seconds, much to Shikamarus relief – it had felt like he was drowning.
Clearing his throat, he motioned for silence and each of the shadow clones backed away from him respectively.
I just know I am going to regret this…
Clearing his throat, the shadow wielder began,

"I need you to tell me what happened just no-"

"It was his fault!"

"You attacked me!"

"No he didn't, he was trying to kiss us!"

"You are all stupid!"

"I want to go home!"

"I WILL GIVE YOU RAMEN IF YOU SHUT UP AND ANSWER MY QUESTIONS!"

An immediate silence fell among the group as they stared at the angry Shikamaru with wide eyes.
At first, the jounin wasn't sure whether it was because he had offered them ramen or because he had yelled at them, something he rarely did to anyone.
Some of the clones looked a little scared, still traumatised from being kissed no doubt.
It didnt take long before the jounin had an answer.

"RAMEN! YEAH!"

"You're the best Shikamaru!"

"Dattebayo!"

Shikamaru threw his head back and groaned.
The former then.
All too late the genius realized his mistake.
He should never have offered the clones ramen for now they would not shut up.
Oh well, what can you expect from Konohas number 1 unpredictable ninja…?

Short chapter I know.
But I thought it would be funny…
It IS a bit poorly written because I didnt fully edit it but...
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