Tales of the falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
…...Responses...
MysterD47: I updated Laundry Day for you! Also, the pictures you've given me total up to 6 updates!...But...I don't think i can keep up. I'll update the six stories you want...but after that...I think it be better if...okay. If you want to give me a story idea for 'Tales of the Falls'...if you send me a picture I'll be more likely to do yours first. Sorry. Anyway, what six stories would you like updated!?
nightmaster000: Yes, he will.
Cherrychanga: Way ahead of you! I have an idea already for that...hopefully it'll be out soon.
AN: This story was inspired by GojiraCipher
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The Speedy Beaver bus Driver whistled a merry tune as he came up to Gravity Falls...oblivious to the invisible eldritch abomination that watched him...
Awwww...Good old Kyle! What an inspired and heartwarming choice to reassure all the beloved fans that the twins will make it home safe and sound!
He then promptly kills him, wears his flesh as a disguise, and makes an 'adjustment' to the bus. He then waits patiently as Mable and Dipper get on board the bus.
Blah, blah, blah Cannon. Yadda, Yadda, more Cannon- And that's my que! Slenderman quickly turns as Stan demands that Waddles gets on the bus.
"I'm afraid I can't allow that. The Speedy Beaver company has a strict 'zero tolerance' when it comes to-
He pretends to be terrified when the Stan twins bring out the guns and fisticuffs.
"Whoa! Okay! Let's not do anything will regret." He shouts in frantic panic- all the while smirking beneath the facade...and telepathically prompting waddles to waddle forward to Mable- "Let the pig on board, and you won't." Said Stan interrupting his thoughts.
Slenderman desperately fought against laughing as he skillfully stuttered like a coward. "S-s-s-Sir! Be reasonable! Even if I wanted to- Which of course I do! -I can't let the pig on!"
Ford looked at him confused. "What do you mean?"
It took all of Slenderman's self-restraint(for lack of a better word) to not turn around and watch as Waddles slowly made his way to an eager Mable...
W-w-w-well, you see- It's because-
CRUNCH!
Mable was covered in pig guts...as was the rest of the bus...
Slenderman had to pause time to allow himself to have a good laugh...before composing himself and restarting time to finish his part...
"Because...of that. The automatic anti-pest attachment...Probably should have mentioned that sooner...my bad."
Mable found her voice and burst into tears, banging her head against the wall and crying out waddles over and over again.
"What kind of bus has a contraption like that?!" Shouts Ford.
Slenderman rolled his eyes. "Sheesh, where have you been living the past 30 years? Under a rock?"
Before a stunned Ford can answer, Slenderman shuts the door and drives the bus off...
Soos just looked at all this confused. "Is it me...or was that NOT the best way to end things?"
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Oh, no my fine friend...it's not an end...it's a whole new beginning!...for suffering! Laughed Slenderman to himself as he made a few calls...
A large man named D. Caste Raider lazily picked up his phone. It's me. Said Slenderman.
The man got to attention real quick! "Big Boss man! What can I do for yah?"
One Mr and Mrs Pines shall be driving out soon...see to it that they get 'lost'.
The outlaw laughed. "With pleasure sir!" He turns to his men. "Crank up the iron horse boys! Meats back on the menu!"
...Piedmont High...
All the teachers were confused when they'd learned they'd been all fired...and replaced...
...Gravity falls High...
As were the teachers from Wendy's school...
...Northwest Middle school...
And pacifica- Whatever, you get the idea...
...Antarctica...
Time baby sleeps...
CRACK!
Time Baby dies...
-and something else moves in...
...in the middle of the woods...
A shadow creeps up to the Bill Statue...
Rise and shine Mr. Cipher...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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