Siegfried and Hilde found themselves lost in a strange oasis. And no, they weren't lost in a band filled with men with unabrows. Siegfried read a nearby sign. "Pairing Fans Forest. Pairings?"

Hilde suddenly tripped. Siegfried caught her. "Ow! Thanks."

Siegfried nodded. "It's no problem."

Hilde suddenly felt an urge. "I don't feel so well."

"Need to sit down?" Siegfried looked into her eyes. Suddenly, a voice heard from afar started to sing.

So many things she doesn't know,
But how to make her see.
The truth about my past? She'd slaughter me.
She'd kill me where I stand.

Hilde stared back. She started to blush.

He's hiding something secret
But what, I don't care.
Why won't he kiss me right here, right now
I'm dying for his love!

The two immediately pressed lips and fell together on the ground. They rolled down a hill and into a field of flowers, where they continued to kiss. Fans hiding the bushes began singing together.

Can you taste the love today?
The taste the morning brings
This game, for once, having romance
Kilik and Xianghua don't count!

The two continued further as the people hiding in the bushes sang louder.

CAN YOU TASTE THE LOVE TODAY?

NO NEED TO LOOK TOO FAR!

AFTER THAT HORRENDOUS EXPERIENCE,

LOVE IS WHAT THEIR DOING!

Both suddenly stopped. Siegfried laughed. "You do realize we're doing this because the fans who want us together are causing us to like each other."

Hilde smiled. "I don't care. We're perfect for each other."

Suddenly, the fans all suddenly screamed. "YAY!"

Siegfried brushed his hands through her hair. "We're like Sonic the Hedgehog and Amy Rose."

Sonic and Amy pairing fans suddenly screamed out. "YAY!"

Hilde followed through. "We're like Mario and Peach."

Several fans suddenly shouted. "YAY!"

Siegfried smiled. "We're like Fox McCloud and Wolf O'Donnel."

The entire forest shouted with, "YA~…what?" A few people followed on with their cheering, though. And one person screamed, "I LOVE THEIR TIGHT ASSES!" After the person said that, people stood up from the bushes. They were all horrified and walked away holding their head like their mind was burning. Siegfried and Hilde were left alone.

The two stood up. Siegfried sighed. "Alright. Let's go find Nightmare."

Hilde nodded. "Right." She started laughing. "You know what would be funny. If suddenly you magically turned out to be Nightmare! HA HA! That would be hilarious!"

Siegfried felt a tinge of horror in his soul. "HA HA! Yeah…that would be a riot!" Siegfried fake laughed as hard as he could. "Uh…let's get going."