Ten Holiday Gifts For...Everyone!

AN – WOW. I am SHOCKED. I post the latest chapter at 10:30PM then have people reviewing past midnight! I want to say HUGE thanks to Miles33, who took it upon themselves to review every chapter, for which I am very grateful. Also to my other midnight reviewers, darv419, bitebella, Golden Eyed Lamb, HappilyEverAfter 7, emma-luvs-emmett and crazimani. This is for you!

On the twenty fourth day of December Twilight gave to me, the Cullens in the sunlight, looking shinny

AN - I will give the name first then the gift, as these are random

Carlisle – Hot n' Cold by Katy Perry – Someone, call the doctor, got a case of the love bi-polar!

Jacob and Nessie – A chocolate fountain – Jake can melt the chocolate, and Nessie can eat it!

Jasper – A blog – To share his inner feelings with the world! We'll listen

Leah – An entry in the lonely hearts column – Attractive female seeks male who will love unconditionally, doesn't scare easily and is willing to go to midnight bonfires

Carlisle – The boxset of House – Thanks to Golden Eyed Lamb for this one, it's your name on the gift tag!

Emmett – A santa constume – Forget a fat Santa, we want a muscley Santa this year

Rosalie – Roses – Don't you think this is sweet – wait, your murdered husband sent you roses? NO! DON'T GO GET THE WEDDING DRESS! (sorry Rosalie!)

Victoria – Tissues – This girl needs Kleenex man size tissues for her issues

Laurent - I Don't Speak French by Girls Aloud – He doesn't speak French, so why does he have an accent in the movie?

James – A candy bar – No, Edward didn't bring a snack, but you can have one now! (Evil Iguanas Productions Twilight spoof anyone?)

AN – Well it is 12:25AM so technically it is the twenty fourth, and after all those reviews I couldn't go to sleep and wait for tomorrow, it would be too long! Thanks everyone, virtual Edward's and Jacob's coming your way!