I'm so sorry. So, so sorry.
Like the Movies
It was just like those movies Pine Tree and Shooting Star watched. He had swooped down to save his little Pine Tree from those dangerous FBI agents. His hands were lit in blue flames as the FBI agents pointed their guns at him. They would do him no harm, but he, on the other hand, will harm them greatly.
Just as he was about to say something witty and absolutely charming for all to hear, there was a rustle in the tree above him. All four of them looked up just to see Shooting Star swing down on a…grappling hook!?
"Yoink!" was all she said as she caught her brother in her arm and swung them to safety.
It took a moment before Bill was illuminating a bright red. "Shooting Star!" he raged as fire coated him entirely. HE was supposed to save Pine Tree. HE was supposed to be the hero. HE was going to get Pine Tree's undying affection for saving his life. He could hear that girl giggle as he brother thanked her. Bill practically roared in anger, causing the two FBI agents to fly back and hit the side of the shack, knocking them both out. But he didn't care about that.
Bill stomped his way to the twins, his glare focused on Shooting Star. She had a knack for ruining all of his plans. "HOW DARE YOU?!"
Dipper looked at him fearfully, but Mabel just grinned like a little shit. She whispered something into her brother's ear, causing the boy to blush, but Bill didn't pay it much mind. He was already thinking up ways to get revenge without bodily injuring the girl.
"Hey Bill?" Dipper squeaked.
Bill quickly pushed away his anger to smile sweetly down at Dipper. "Yes, my Pine Tree?" he cooed.
The boy blushed a delicious red. "Come here," he mumbled while he motioned for Bill to lean down.
Bill did as told, truly curious until the boy pressed a quick kiss to his cheek.
"Thanks," Dipper said quickly before running to the shack to get Grunkle Stan to take care of the FBI agents.
Bill crouched there, frozen. His cheek tingled from where Pine Tree's lips once were.
"You're welcome," Mabel sang before she ran after her brother.
Bill stared after her in shock. Maybe he won't remove all the glitter within in the town now.