A/N: I have been given a very interesting plot line for my drabbles; lunaeve, a dear person who had stuck by me from my anguish filled first update of my very first story, has given me a new drabble title to work with: "Mamo-chan's Great Escape".

Thus said, all drabbles with the A/N: Operation Save the Pink Rabbit From the Blonde Rabbit will culminate to the grand finale of lunaeve's title. It also goes to say, that all OSPRFBR series will be dedicated to lunaeve for giving me an interesting angle to the stories.

Enjoy. This will be its maiden voyage.

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Bed Time Story

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Usagi saw Luna was about remark and decided she has had enough. The black cat may be Usagi's adviser as Sailor Moon, but there was no way in hell she will give Luna the opportunity to insult her bedtime rituals.

So, with nary a sweat, Usagi threw a pillow towards the disdainful black cat.

It was a bull's eye.

Blue eyes watched in satisfaction as Luna sniffed, very offended, and disappeared from the open window, her long tail flicking away from the golden haired girl curled in her bed.

'It's a good thing I have my Mamo-chan,' she thought with a sigh, 'For me to vent my anger to.'

Usagi could no longer remember exactly when she got the stuffed rabbit saved that it was the day Mamoru had dared her to drink that awful cup of black coffee. At the memory of the taste, Usagi's face scrunched up as if she had just drank a glass full of undiluted lemon juice. 'Eeeewww…'

She saw the waist high bunny inside a gift shop and high in caffeine spent all her baby sitting money on the cute toy. But her intentions were anything but cuddly. The Baka, after the dare, not only insulted her, but also dared to insult Motoki. And to top it all off, she had a feeling there will be no youma to attack that very night.

Which was why at the sight of the pink rabbit, she impulsively bought it, fully intent on murder. That night, 'Baka-buta' was born dressed with an olive sweater she found among the old clothes stored in the attic.

When Usagi finally slept, the rabbit had lost one eye and had been pounded sixty-eight times on the head; body slammed forty three times and received twelve upper cuts. The next morning, Usagi delivered an incredible two hour lecture to 'Baka-buta' about how to treat a young woman properly.

It came to a point when even Luna begun to feel sorry for the furry creature. True, the lost eye was sewed right away, but it suffered worst fates as the days go by.

Then something changed. Usagi had decided Baka-buta wasn't quite up to par with the little critter and promptly named the pink rabbit 'Mamo-chan'. To commemorate the event, she bought an army tag, engraved with the words "Hi, I'm Mamo-chan…And I belong to my Usako." No amount of Luna's probing revealed the reason for the sudden change of names.

Usagi diligently sewed the tag on the rabbit's right ear where it dangled like a rebel's stud earring.

Mamo-chan that day became a rebel with a cause. The cause was to be body slammed, upper cut, thrown across the room, dragged by the ears up and down the stairs, and be pretty much the designated listener to all of Usagi's complaint about a moron of an upper classman with midnight blue eyes and raven black hair.

And every night, 'Mamo-chan' was given a kiss and snuggled happily by his dangerous mistress. After the afore mentioned routine.

Tonight had not been any different. Usagi sat primly down on her bed and gave Mamo-chan his nightly bed time stories. "You would not believe what you did to me!" she began, her voice escalating to a wail, ignoring the fact her parents may wake up. "You idiot, you called me Odango Atama again! You know how I hate that. What do you mean I don't hate that name?"

Usagi glared and looked away. "Do not make me laugh, Mamo-chan. I am not in love with you! Now quit changing the subject!"

She scowled and refused to look at her sleeping partner. "And then, you had the nerve to say that I was…." She continued talking, occasionally smacking then kissing the pink rabbit.

Luna, from her position under the ledge of Usagi's window, gave a silent prayer of gratitude that Mamo-chan was an inanimate object. Her ears twitched and she risked a loud meow as Usagi's voice drifted on and on and on. 'Tonight's story telling will be awfully long…' the adviser thought sadly.

Luna wondered if she should moved further to save her ears from becoming deaf due to Usagi's wails.

Poor Mamo-chan…