I know I said I was gonna stop this story, but someone let a review and for some reason this hell of bleach crack is still getting views?

The least I can do is occasionally update it lol, THE POWER OF ONE REVIEW COMPELS MEEEE

but I'm gonna be focusing more on my other HitsuKarin story. Just warning you.

Karin didn't know what to do, what the fuck should she do? She couldn't flipp'n see anything? This son of a bitch cut her eyes up like he was popping pimples!

Karin grit her teeth, gripping the shaft of Karasugetsu's shafted. She felt the heavy weight on both sides of her weapon and took a deep breath. She rushed forward and twisted the awkward weapon through the air, crying a terrible battle cry. One of the hammer side made contact with anything. She could hear a damn giggling coming from her left.

"Aww, what a cute attack, Karin~!" Tatsuo's voice taunted, his laughing following his teasing. "Too bad I'm on the other side of the room~"

Karin was getting mad. This was totally unfair training. She roared as she threw herself onto the other side of the room, where Tatsuo's voice was coming from. Her weapon only made contact with another wall. "Fuck. YOU!" She screamed, adrenaline pumping through her veins. "Where are you?!"

"Now, now, Miss. Karin. I wouldn't be a very good opponent if I just let you know where I was. Not like I'm not already doing that."

Karin was going to kick this little imp's sorry ass so hard that he was going to end up in a universe where Ichigo and Rukia weren't an item.

Karin stood up and 'looked' around the room, not that she could see anything. Her head just turned as blind eyes scanned the surrounding area. She could hear the others giggling at Karin's silly display of failed attacks. Jerks.

But what was Tatsuo talking about? He wasn't letting her know where he was...right?

Karasugetsu, can you tell me anything? Karin thought, running out of ideas since smashing random things wasn't working.

Your eyes are my eyes. The spirit replied plainly. Karin groaned at his helpfulness. She jumped as she heard Naomi's voice.

"Hey! Don't play too dirty!" The little blonde girl complained. Karin wondered what she meant by that and turned around, holding her zanpakuto up defensively.

Hot, searing pain raked itself across her back like a farmer plowing a field. Karin cried out and twirled her weapon around her, trying to sweep away the attacker with no avail.

"I thought you would be more of a challenge. I guess I was wrong." Tatsuo's voice hissed. Karin heard the sound of a blade making contact with flesh. Moment later, the piercing pain of a fiery spearhead embedding itself into her chest screamed through her body.

It hurt so bad that Karin couldn't even scream in pain, but instead moved through it until she was past it.

But there still blade was in her chest.

That meant that some special kind of assshole had to be holding that zanpakuto.

Karin sucked in a breath as she swung her weapon in the direction the wielder had to be in. She grinned through the pain as she heard Tatsuo holler as he was flung against the wall, taking his spear with him. Karin winced as the seething blade was torn out of her chest.

The dark haired girl fell to her knees, Karasugetsu in one hand, her other against her now cauterized wound. Karin huffed for air as sweat poured down her face. This was rough, too rough even for someone like her.

Was she going to make it through this deadly training?

She looked up from the ground, not that the direction of her blind eyes assisted her in anyway as she heard footsteps coming towards her. Someone was clapping.

"Now that was a very sneaky stunt you just pulled, very nice. But this fight still isn't over." Tatsuo whispered in her ear. Karin's injured eyes winded and she snapped her arm out, trying to fight with her hands. But he had already moved on.

"Wow, you're kind of pathetic, I'm not even really having fun." He gleefully sneered as he scratched Karin's cheek with his blade. "Hmmm, well, maybe a little fun."

"You're sick." Karin spat, not even flinching as she received her new wound.

"I'm nice enough to make sure you won't bleed to death~" Tatsuo pointed out before the room became silent again.

"Come on, Karin, figure it out." She told herself. These people were insane. Their methods of training were inhuman. She didn't want to do this anymore.

But she couldn't leave just yet. She had to figure out this puzzle.

Try something else other than hearing, Karin, Karasugetsu's voice echoed deep inside her, what do you feel?

Pain. Karin thought to herself, sarcastically.

Is that all? Karasugetsu replied. Karin couldn't see him, but she knew he was frowning. The hollow inside of her, however, was howling with laughter at Karin.

Now that Karin was thinking about it, there was something else. It was weak, but it certainly was there. In the thick of the fight, Karin couldn't feel it, but now that she was still, she could sense a small light moving around the room.

No, it wasn't a light. That wasn't the right word. It was dim and wavered, like a ribbon.

Karin clenched her jaw, sensing the ribbon closing in on her. She spun her blade around, moving her hands quickly with the shaft as her weapon caught more and more momentum. Once the ribbon was close enough…

BAM!

One of Karin's hammers met with someone's torso. The ribbon flew upwards and Karin heard someone collide with the ceiling and fall to the ground. She heard Tatsuo gagging as he tried to catch his break.

"That's was the royal FUCK YOU that you very much so deserved." Karin called out as Karasugetsu became a katana again. Someone grabbed her arm and Karin jump, throwing a roundhouse kick in the direction the person was. He shin made contact with someone's very muscular arm.

"Shut it and go over to where Tatsuo is. Time for boo-boo control." Takeo grumbled as he shoved Karin away from him self. Karin sheathed her sword and kept moving. She heard someone, Hiroaki most likely, run in Tatsuo's direction to heal him. Karin could still hear Takeo's suffering. She must had really hurt him.

She wasn't sure how she felt about that. Her hand fell on karasugetsu's hilt. Her weapon could do terrible things, couldn't it?

It's not like she really wanted to hurt Tatsuo, but he needed to stop pinning her like she was a voodoo doll. But Karin was stronger than she realized she was.

She just hoped that she wasn't too strong.

Ichigo was outside of the candy shop, thinking this whole thing over. This was nuts. So many soul reapers here and it still would take forever for someone to find just a trace of his sister's spiritual pressure…

"Ichigo, it'll be okay. You need to stop freaking out." Rukia said to him, gently touching his knee. She noticed that Ichigo wasn't looking at her, but rather studying the dirt ground underneath his feet.

"Ichigo, we just found something." Kisuke called from within his shop, as if on cue. Ichigo seemed to snap awake and look over at the blonde man.

"Are you serious? Did you find her?" Ichigo asked, jumping to his feet and rushing inside. Rukia slowly followed behind him, a fire of hope burning in her chest. Ichigo entered the back room where Tessai, Kisuke, and Toshiro already were.

"Her spiritual pressure just flailed up. We don't know why, but it was just enough for my sensors to pick up her trail." Kisuke explained. "I think I know where she is."

Ichigo looked over the map and grit his teeth. "That's a map of Karakura Town." Had his sister really been this close the entire time? "She's down at that old, rundown theater on the East side of town?" Ichigo questioned, turning to leave the room.

"Ichigo, wait. There's more." Kisuke said, snapping out his fan and hid his mouth with it. "This is much bigger than you think it is."

"What do you mean?" Toshiro asked, crossing his arms as he stared Kisuke down. "What do you know that we don't?"

Kisuke briefly glanced at Tessai before looking at Rukia, Ichigo, and Toshiro. "It's a long story."

"She almost killed Tatsuo!" Takeo growled at the small blonde girl. Naomi was unimpressed by his reaction to what had happened to their comrade. The two were standing off in one of the hallways outside of the main theater room, separate from the rest.

"Takeo, I don't like where this is going to go." She replied plainly as she crossed her arms over her flat chest as she raised a blonde eyebrow.

"Karin is dangerous, even to us. We should just finish this up, take what we want, and then quickly end her just like what we did with the others-" Takeo started before sensing something was was nearly invisible to the naked eye.

Nearly.

The ginger-haired man eyed the being behind it's master. He scoffed. "Fine, but if she kills one of us before we kill her…" He pointed out, crossing his arms.

"No worries, Takeo," Naomi chirped, watching him leave their little nook and move back into the main area where Karin and Tatsuo were being healed, "it won't be long now."

Sorry for the lack of stupid giggles in this story, but the plot is evolving~ More random shitty shit to happen in the next one~