Obito: Looks like I'm here before them… well welcome to Kakashi matchmaker chapter 14… not really sure what I'm supposed to do without them…
Ocdanime: IT'S OKAY! I MADE IT! I'm here…*out of breath* … I had finals last week and have more this week… but I'm going to update before I get to lazy to do it over break… not that I won't update over break… I mean I'll try to update over break…ummmmm
Paige: Just write!
Me: Fine shut up! Meaner…*blows raspberry* Lol I just checked my email…Inbox: 69… bwahahahahahahaha… :3
Anyway just want to let every one know how much I love you guys… feel free to send me a PM! These guys get PANDA-CHANS!
Shinkuu Arashi
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freshly caught Cornish pixies (awesome name btw…)
My sister and I had to make an animal out of geometric shapes for our Advanced Geometry project… we made the cutest little panda which we decided to name:
Gaara L Lawliet… It was so adorable, so we gave it the nickname Panda-chan, but Paige and I had a hard time with its construction… so she was like "Panda-chan I'm just trying to help you, why do you hate me!" To which I retorted: "It's because you won't let him date Neji!"… Paige left the room for five minutes laughing her *ss off! When she finally came back I was like… "Will you let him date Light?"
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On with the show!
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It was a calm morning in the Sabaku house-
"Get your ass out of bed! Brooke! We have to go to school!"
Never mind…
Yes, it was the day of the test. The morning was a little hectic. Very hectic… Temari cooked breakfast for her guest and brothers, but Paige refused to get out of bed yet. "Temari~ why do I have to be up when she doesn't?" Brooke whined. "I'm like Garfield, I despise Mondays. Can't I just go tomorrow?"
"Oh no, if I have to go to that hell hole, you do too." Temari placed a plate of pancakes before her. "Gaara, eat!"
"He can't. He is too busy thinking about Neji." Brooke teased.
A dark presence walked down the stairs, and it was headed towards the loud blonde… "Brooke…" The voice hissed. "I give you 3 seconds to explain why the f*ck you are so loud in the morning."
"'''tlethimdateNeji. That was three seconds right?" The blonde gasped out.
"Just go to school, and I never said they couldn't date." Paige grumbled to herself as she created a large plate of pancakes. She sat in the chair across from Gaara, and tried to tame her bed head just by threading her fingers through it. She stuffed one of the pancakes in her mouth and huffed out dejectedly, "I'm jus' taught 'e 'ood 'ell me."
"Ohhhh!" The Sabaku triplets stared at the twins, thinking 'what did she say?' "Ok Gaara, let's go before she changes her mind!" The crazy girl ran out with Gaara in tow at a slower pace, followed soon by the others.
"Fine, guess no one can see I'm upset. I'll just finish my pancakes and go back to bed." Paige huffed.
"Nope I knew; I jus' didn't care." Brooke ran back and grabbed her stuff. "See ya, Sissy, wuv you!"
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Once again Naruto woke up surprised to found Sasuke's arms around him. He squirmed to get out of the other's grip. "Teme… I need to get ready for school… So that means I need to go home!"
"What for? I can take you to school" Sasuke whispered. "Few more minutes."
"I need to change clothes, asshole!"
"Hn… No you don't, my mom got all your stuff last night."
Naruto jolted out of his grasp and shot out of the bed. It was true. In Sasuke's closet he found all of his clothes hanging up or neatly folded in his elfa that used to be at his house. He turned to stare at Sasuke who had finally sat up. "When did she have time to get my stuff?"
"Dobe. You were really tired yesterday and we went to bed at like eight. She went then. Seriously, just get dressed, you need your little bit of brain power for that test."
"Shut up! I'm not stupid!" Naruto grabbed a change of clothes and slung his backpack over his shoulder and left the room towards the bathroom.
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Naruto grumbled down the stairs.
"Good morning Naru-chan!" Mikoto cheered from her view point in the living room. "Did you sleep ok? You were really exhausted yesterday." Mikoto walked over to him.
"Morning Mrs. Uchiha-"
"Mom!" The older woman laughed and ruffled Naruto's hair. "Remember you're supposed to call me Mom. Anyway your lunch and breakfast are in the kitchen. Please help yourself!"
"Thanks Mrs. Uchi- I mean … mom, but I'm not really hungry but I'll take my lunch and probably just a piece of toast and walk to school."
"Don't be silly I'm sure Sasuke will be ready soon, and will drive you to school."
"NO! I mean, don't worry about it. I'll just be on my way."
"If you say so, Naru-chan." Mikoto waved good bye to the blond.
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Naruto just wanted to get to school.
"Naruto, get in the car." Sasuke ordered from the wheel.
"Hell no! I'm not getting in your expensive ass, flaunt your money car."
"It's just a car. Get in."
"That is not just a car. That is an insult when referring to that vehicle. And I am not going to get in it." Naruto huffed.
"Fine, it's not just a car; it's a SSC Ultimate Aero. Just get in it!" Sasuke yelled angrily. This had been going on for about five blocks.
"No."
"We are going to be late just get in."
"Just drive without me."
"Naruto." Sasuke growled. "Get in the damn car."
"No! I don't need to be driven around by someone who thinks he is superior to everyone else and calls me stupid. I refuse your offer just go without me."
"Naruto just get in." Sasuke ordered.
"Nuh-uh, no way." Naruto waited for Sasuke's response, which never came. He had managed to park the car without Naruto noticing and was now standing in front of the blond. Naruto continued walking but accidently ran into him. "Sorry about th-"Sasuke threw him over his shoulder and began walking back to his car. "Teme! You asshole! Put me down! I don't want a ride!" He was thrown into the passenger seat and
Sasuke shut the door and walked around to the other side.
"Buckle up Naruto." The rest of the ride was silent.
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The class gathered around the Sabaku boys… well more gathered around Kankuro. Gaara stood off in the corner watching a long haired brunet from a distance.
"Konoha is exactly the same as it was 10 years ago, I swear." He was telling of the adventures that he and Gaara had while traveling the globe. "I mean exactly… the … same…" Kankuro trailed off when Tenten entered the room. Temari walked up to her brother. "Yea Kankuro you remember Tenten don't you?" Tenten waved back at Kankuro.
"Welcome back Kankuro it's nice to see you. And you too Gaara." She sat down in her desk, while Kankuro's chin remained on the ground.
Gaara smirked from his corner. "Oh shut up, I don't want to hear it." Kankuro barked at his brother before joining him in the corner.
Naruto walked in thoroughly pissed off before he spied the red head in the back corner. "Gaara!" He ran up to him and gave him a hug while everyone in the room gasped, excluding Temari and Kankuro. Gaara patted the blonde's head instantly making the entering Uchiha jealous. He walked over to Neji who seemed to also be hiding in a corner.
"Who's the red head?" Sasuke growled between clinched teeth.
"Why jealous?" Neji snickered at Sasuke's reaction.
"Hn."
"I'm going to interpret that as a yes. His name is Gaara Sabaku, brother to Temari and Kankuro. Preference: Guys." Sasuke growled again. "Don't worry he is not interested in Naruto. You would not even believe what happened during the weekend."
"Same with mine, but how do you know he isn't interested?"
Neji gestured back to Gaara and Sasuke followed his movement. The red head was staring directly at the brunet. Neji turned away quickly ducking his head with blush.
"So, is that what happened over the weekend?" Sasuke asked Neji.
"I'm sorry I brought it up, but I really don't want to talk about it."
"Good cause I don't want to hear about it." Sasuke sneered.
"Uchiha, we are so alike."
"Sit down and shut up!" Kakashi said entering the classroom followed by a blonde. "As you can tell we have three new students, but you already know the Sabaku boys. This is apparently their guest Brooke. She will be staying for a couple of months." Brooke smiled at the class.
"I'm so excited to be joining your class." Brooke shyly announced.
Kankuro groaned in the back of the class and all turned to look at him, so lucky they did not see the "angelic" blonde flipping him off. "OH I'm sorry, please continue to bullshit our classmates." Temari slapped his shoulder and the entire class turned back to the blonde at the front of the room. Tears were building up in the grey eyes.
"Kankuro I can't believe you said that." Tenten gaped at him.
"What? I'm sorry but it's the truth. I mean look at her." Kankuro pointed back at the blonde.
Tears almost overflowed out of the grey eyes. "I don't know what would make you say that Kankuro, but I truly am happy to be here. But you can't just say I'm bullshitting it, even if I am totally faking these tears." The blonde laughed and wiped her eyes. "Anyway don't believe anything Kankuro says he's a liar. Alright let's take that test! Kakashi, stop reading!"
"Do you know everybody?" Kakashi asked without looking up.
"Yea sure whatevs."
"Ok line up before Brooke." They all lined up before her, "Ok name everybody." The line up was: Shikamaru, Kiba, Hinata, Neji, Sasuke, Lee, Tenten, Ino, Sakura, Chouji, Kankuro, Temari, Naruto, and Gaara. (A/N and if you remember from previous chapters Shino is sick or something and Sai is not appearing in this fic.)
"Ok let's see. Shika, Mister puppy, Shy Princess, Red's boyfriend, Duck butt, Mister Karate, Temari's friend, Barbie, Pinky Princess, Swirly, Fatty, Temari-chan, Blondie, and Red." Pointing to each so as not to accidently offend Chouji when she was clearly referring to Kankuro. Smiling she returned to Kakashi. "Captain Kaka?"
The entire class was gaping at the blonde. "Well you only knew a few names… but close enough."
Naruto burst out laughing, "Duck butt! Wow, that's exactly what I said when I first met him. I guess we are going to get along fine! And wait Neji is whose boyfriend?"
"No one's!" Neji broke out of the classes frozen state, while Brooke pointed to Gaara. "Red's."
"Well, I think you broke my class. Everybody sit back down so I can hand out the tests." They all returned to their seats, except for Brooke, Gaara, and Kankuro. "Gaara, you can sit next to your 'boyfriend', and Kankuro you can take the empty seat next your sister… umm Brooke?" Kakashi glanced around the room for the blonde.
"Capi~tan?" Brooke answered from his twirly chair behind his desk.
"Get out of my chair I need to hand out the tests."
"I don't think so… I still need to assess the subjects." She kicked up her feet and challenged Kakashi to say something back.
"I don't want to punish you on the first day Brooke. Please do what I say."
She glared back at the silver-haired man. "I'll take my test here."
"Fine, take your test there." The class could not believe their ears, how could Kakashi concede to that. He then went around the rooms handing out tests.
"Kakashi-sensei, ummm, this isn't a test it's a survey." Sakura spoke out.
"Yea, well the principal approved of us having a field trip, and I couldn't exactly give a test when we got three new students so just fill out the survey about where you want to go during the trip."
*cricket chirps*
"You're kidding." Naruto gaped. "I study teme's notes and actually had to move in with the asshole, and the test is a survey. A survey. A FUCKING SURVEY!"
"Wait you moved in with the ice prince?" Kiba asked.
"I was FORCED! Fine I'll take this survey… it better be an AMAZING field trip!" Naruto waved his arms wildly.
"Naruto, you were not forced." Sasuke spoke out.
"All of you shut up and take the survey!" Brooke shouted from the teacher's desk. "It's a survey deal with it. You should all be effin ecstatic. Now shut your mouths and write your opinions!" The entire class stared back at the blonde. "You all done?" The students nodded. "Good I'll pick them up and we can all have quiet study time and then when the bell rings we can go to lunch."
"When did you become teacher, Brooke?" Kakashi asked.
"I'm not I'm just getting your class to focus. I'm sorry if I am interfering with your teaching methods. I realize that this may be disrespectful and I apologize would you like me to go to the office and get another desk for myself so I may sit quietly in the back of the room? I'm sorry fellow classmates if it seems I am taking over the classroom. I will give the floor back to Kakashi."
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At Lunch:
"Why me, why me, WHY ME?" Naruto grumbled at his table.
"Quit complaining, you can't change the past Naruto." Shikamaru stated.
"Doesn't mean I have to like it." Naruto repeatedly slammed his head on the table.
"Man don't do that, it's depressing me." Kiba put his hand in front of Naruto's face to stop the beating.
"Hey I'm going to join your table since everyone else is kinda weirded out by me I hope you don't mind." Brooke pulled out the seat next to Gaara and pulled closer to the red-head.
"No go right ahead if you can stand a pity party." Kiba answered.
Chouji nodded his agreement while continuing to eat his chips, and Shikamaru barely lifted his head before relaxing back into his chair. Naruto laid his head down on the table and refused to look back up.
"What's wrong with Blondie?"
"He's upset, because he is living with his rival turned friend and can't really tell where they stand in a relationship. And some other details he does not wish to reveal to us but all the signs are there." Shikamaru sighed.
"Yea what he said, apparently Shikamaru had figured it out but won't tell the rest of us what's really going on." Kiba stuck his tongue.
"It's not my place to tell. Ask Naruto."
"In his state he is not saying anything except 'why me'. It's getting on my nerves." Kiba stated to which Akamaru barked in agreement.
"Red ask Blondie what's wrong." Brooke nudged Gaara.
"Why should I?"
"Well, because I guess you're close if you allow him to hug you. So maybe he will tell you… Just a suggestion." Brooke huffed. "Man this day sucks. I knew I shoulda jus' kept my mouth shut but NOOOOOO, now everyone thinks I'm some kinda freak."
"They have absolutely no idea." Shikamaru sighed out and Gaara nodded.
"Well no one asked you two for your opinions, aren't you gonna help Naruto."
Naruto raised his head at the mention of his name. "You actually know my name?"
"Hey there he is. Welcome back to life." Brooke smiled warmly at the blond. "And yes I actually did know everyone's names because of Temari-chan's yearbook but I didn't care to use them so sue me. Now tell us what's wrong."
"I don't know…"
"Well you're probably frustrated because you actually studied for that 'test' and with your rival, so your pride is also a little hurt for asking for help. Am I on the right track so far?" Naruto nodded. "Well I got nothing else; I'm not really that great at deducing the core reason of psychological breakdowns anyone else want to try? Shika, why don't you ask Naruto the right questions? That way he can figure it out on his own."
"Troublesome."
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Sorry that's where I'm ending it… Yea it's like ten on a school night and I gotta go to bed before my parents yell at me… hopefully it was a good chapter
I would appreciate feedback immensely and I love you guys so much please continue reading… at your own risk.
Obito: Side effects include: Nonsense spouting, Word vomit, quoting of lines, twitching, addiction to sugary treats, and Hyperactivity ultimately leading to a crash.
Me: YEP… that sounds about right, I'll be updating soon remember if you were given a cuddleuppet you are allowed to use it to threaten me so I will update sooner.
Good luck in all the endeavors that you will encounter!