It was night. Everyone had gone to bed, and nothing was out of the ordinary...but, a snowflake? Why is there a snowflake in the middle of Summer? Weird...more fell. Soon, it was a blizzard. The snow covered the entire town, blanketing it under ice. SD had become a winter wonderland...
The next morning... "Yawn...time for my daily routine!" Ray got up, and put his clothes on, ready for another summer day. When he walked outside though, he was met by an unpleasant surprise. A pile of snow fell on him. "Wh-wh-why is it so cold out here!? Why is there snow everywhere? AND WHY IS THERE SNOW ON ME!" He shook it off, and spun around. When he was done spinning, he had winter clothing on. "That's better. Thank you, cartoon logic!" Ray walked to Sasuma and Kanjo's house, trudging through snow and ice.
"Who's there?" Kanjo ran to answer the doorbell. "It's a me!" Kanjo's expression brightened. "Oh, hi Ray! What brings you here during this weather?" Ray grinned. "Can you ask Sasuma if she wants to come out and play~?" And then, Kanjo's expression darkened. "No." He slammed the door. "Whaaaaaaaat!? How dare he! I'm gonna make him pay..."
Ray let himself into the couple's house, and stomped up the stairs. He saw that they were both sleeping in bed. "I'm gonna make you pay alright..." He tapped into his main's power and pocketed both beds, with both lolis in them. "Oh, I'll make them pay...hehehehe..."
Later, when Kanjo and Sasuma woke up...
"Ah, there. All rested. Sasuma, I shooed Ray away so you could sleep." Sasuma yawned. "You...didn't have to do that..." She rubbed her eye. "Say...why is it so cold all of a sudden?" Kanjo looked over and saw a figure standing in the light. "Ray...is that you?" Indeed, Ray was standing...with a devious grin on his face. "Look around you..." Kanjo surveyed the area, and it seemed like...both him and Sasuma were trapped in a cave.
"RAY! What have you done!?" Ray laughed. "You shooed me away! So now you're gonna pay..." Ray kicked the cave's outside, and snow came down. It had blocked the entrance, and now they were snowed in! "RAY! HELP!" Instead, the boy just walked away...with an evil grin on his face. "Maybe next time...you'll think before you shoo ME away! HAHAHAHAHA!" He walked away laughing.
Kanjo faced Sasuma with a grim look on his face. "Sasuma...it appears there is snow way out."
Instead of entering a state of panic, Sasuma just cringed. "Work on the delivery next time...punning is a serious endeavor! Now, this is where I scream, right? AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
Dododododododo!
Come Along and SD With Me!
Snow Way Out!
Day 1-
'Dear Diary. Me and Kanjo have been snowed in, by Ray of all people! What made him turn against us!? Oh right, Kanjo shooed him away. That reason is extremely stupid, but that's not important right now. Kanjo is currently trying to find a way out. "Maybe we can escape by digging a hole! No, we need shovels...oooh, how about I spin really fast and become a drill! No, that only works in cartoons...besides, I'd get dizzy." Needless to say, this is starting to get to his head.
I went to go investigate the cave a little more. Instead of finding anything interesting, I found out that the cave is really small...really, really small. I have no idea how we're going to survive, but I have a few snacks...so we'll last a little while.
Hope we get out,
SasumaStar
Day 2-
Dear Diary. Me and Sasuma have been snowed in for about a day now, and I feel that it's starting to get to her. She said she brought snacks, but I haven't seen anything from her. Why would Ray do such a thing!? I only wanted Sasuma to rest...sigh. Maybe we'll get out. Maybe not. As long as I have her with me, I'll be fine.
To keep us company, I've built several snowmen, each with different expressions! It's really nice...I do wonder though, would people think we were crazy if they saw us in here talking to non-sentient beings? "Hi Snowman Paul, how're the kids...that's good! How's Suzy? Wow, she's a real player, that snowwoman..." Yeah, I think we're alright.
Don't worry, we'll be out soon enough,
Kanjo
Day 12-
Dear Diary...it has been more than a week that we've been trapped in here. Lolis are immortal...but still, I feel we'll die from frostbite! Me and Kanjo have begun eating the snow. I know it isn't good to eat the snow but...what other choice do we have!? If Ray really loves us, then why would he do this... "When we get out, I'm going to strangle him! I'm going to puncture him with the force of a thousand ships! I'm going to make him wish he were never born, I'm going to-" Yep, Kanjo's lost it.
Feeling Betrayed,
SasumaStar
Day 365-
D-D-Dear Diary...has it already been a year? It's been so long, haha...I wonder how the town is doing...? Suzy got arrested by the snowpolice, she was charged for sexual harassment on another snowman...poor, poor Suzy. Paul died of a heart attack. I fear I'm next...it's been so long, I NEED to get out of this cave!
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP,
Kanji Tasumi
Day ?-
Good morning Wonder Pete...I'm just dandy, how are you...I got laid last night, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...when's dinner? Why's the sky blue? Where's the fire, gotta put it out...when are ends gonna meet? Is it my time? I think, the sky...it's ready for me!
My destiny is to become a blue marlin,
SasoomuhStair
Ray and Nessquik were looking at Kanjo and Sasuma in the simulator. "Son...when I told you to get me test subjects for my simulator to see how people woudl react when they were trapped in a cave, I didn't want you to grab these two..." Ray grinned. "Sorry dad! I do hope they don't think I really trapped them in that cave! It was my simulation!" In reality, only 10 minutes had passed when Sasuma and Kanjo accepted to test Nessquik's new invention.
"Are you sure you both want to do this? It can cause serious hallucinations, and make you go mentally insane." Kanjo reassured Nessquik. "Don't worry, bro! Me and Sasuma can handle anything you throw at us!" Nessquik nodded, and gave them one final warning. "Remember, NOTHING IN THE SIMULATION IS REAL. Do not blame any of us for anything that happens to you!" Sasuma began to have second thoughts. "Uh...I don't think I want to do this anymo-" She was interrupted by sleeping gas, knocking her and Kanjo out. "Good luck!"
"Dad...I think they're ready to come out!" Nessquik opened the hatch, and out came Sasuma and Kanjo. They looked weary and tired. "Wh-where are we...? Suzy, is that you...? How ya doin' girl...?" Nessquik slapped his brother. "Kanjo! It's okay! You're out of the simulation!" Kanjo then spotted Ray. "YOU! YOU'RE GONNA DIE TONIGHT, BOY!" Ray's eyes lit up in alarm. "Wh-whoa! Waaaaaiiiiit!" Ray was chased around by Kanjo and Sasuma. "It wasn't real! None of it was reaaaaaal! Dad, help!" Instead of helping his son, Nessquik just walked up the stairs as if nothing at happned.
Grade A parenting, you dunce. "Hey, I'm a good father!" "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD, HEEEEEEEEEELP!" Nessquik sweated nervously. "B-but we all need a break sometimes!"
Together we are again,
You saw me through your eyes,
Now our love can be free,
Because you remembered me...
You were my everything,
Now our relationship can flourish,
And now it can be free,
All because you remembered me...
(Original Air Date: October 24th, 2015)