From: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com
Sent: Sunday, June 29, 2008 11:39 AM
To: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com
Subject: RE: Question
Sarah,
Guitar hero? Erm, no. Mom still won't get it for me.
And much as Mom would like to see you again - shes still not going to get it for that. No fair at all.
Why do you need to trust Jareth? Did something happen?
Er yeah, I told him. You never said I couldn't! And besides, I had to deal with his 'wrath' too. You in frilly stuffy? But didn't you say he put you in that frilly dres when you ran the Laby-Labyr-Labyth?
Who's Fabio? Your boyfriend?
Glad you think so. (bout the typing)
Mostly being careful? Well I told you 'bout telling him bout the clothes. That wasnt really careful.
As for...
...
...
Drats. Got to go now sis! Sorry! Hehe...
From, your loving brother, Toby
From: FaeRel(a)crystalcast com
Sent: Sunday, June 29, 2008 3:15pm
To: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com
Subject: Most Insulted
To
His Royal Majesty
The Goblin King
Jareth,
Fortunate that I happened to be visiting your 'Mumsie' (Mumsie? Honestly you sound like you're still 30 by calling her that!) when she recieved your gift, otherwise I would be out of the loop on this new form of communication. Really Jareth, you send one to your mother before your former student? I'm most insulted, as I'm sure you gathered from my subject line. Her Highness let me borrow her, what is it called? Hand Pilot? So that I could send you this.
I asked Her Highness not to tell you I was visiting as I wanted this letter to be a surprise. (Now that I've sent the thing though, do not be surpised if she hints that you should visit her since I took the time to) She's been lamenting lately about how you have yet to provide her any grandchildren, I whole heartedly agree with her. Really, Jareth, a Fae your age should settle down, have a few children who can give those minions of yours a little torment.
I will be returning home shortly, I do hope I can expect a Hand Pilot of my own, it's been far too long since we've spoken. For shame Goblin King. For shame.
Rel
From: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com
Sent: Sunday, June 29th, 2008 4:04 PM
To: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com
Subject: RE: Tired
Jareth,
Yes sir!
...I think that was a compliment but am not sure.
Oh, that's good. I was worried you know...Sarah emailed me. Were you mad at her? I think she's mad at me now...
I'm studying when I have the time. Things are busy. Well sorta. Mainly trying avoid Mom. And Dad. And Mom telling me to email Sarah. And not to have her mad at me.
You're not telling her anything 'bout the lessons are you? I dont mind but Id like to know ahead of time...Sarah's hard. Sometimes she's happy bout this sorta stuff, and other times she's super protective and all 'no way'.
I dont know what she'll think if she finds out...
From, Toby
P.S. Look in the sunlight? What do you think I am? A goblin?
P.P.S. Speaking of goblins - can you tell Troink to return my socks? Moms getting suspic-suspicio- supsoif. OH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
From: RoyalMumsie(a)crystalcast com
Sent: Sunday, June 29, 2008 5:49 PM
To: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com
Subject: RE: Greetings
To
His Royal Majesty,
The Goblin King
Jareth
I will have you know that I have been stationary for nearly two years. The White Inland Sea and its very attractive male inhabitants have treated me quite well and I don't see myself wanting to leave any time in the near future. I don't think my skin has had this lovely a color in all my life. Though I do love you I'm afraid I'd rather stick needles in my eyes than deal with any of your snot-faced subjects. When I didn't know any better it wasn't all that dreadful but now I've served my time and I'm very happy to be done with it. I'm certain there are plenty of places in the castle that are goblin free that we could schedule a visit. It has been some time since I've seen you and that should be remideed.
I will not lose the Hand Pilot, darling. I've found that I can hardly set it down. It is by far one of the best gifts I have ever received. But I have lent it out. I ran into the most unexpected person and simply had to let her borrow it. Sweet little Relisasha came hear for a brief vacation and we just so happened to cross ways. She really is a dear girl and I thought that things would go better between you two. I honestly believed she could have been the one for you. Such a pity. But we shared a few drinks and many a story that would make you blush before she departed. You should have received her message by now.
You should know by now that it is every mother's wish to see her children find true love and be happy. I was never a fool to marry your father and I will let that business end there. As foul as the goblins may be the ruler of the Labyrinth has perhaps one of the most honorable professions in either realm. There is a woman out there that will see the worthiness of the cause and find the trouble (you included) worth it. And despite your temper what woman wouldn't want my handsome boy? As mentioned before I thought Lady Rel could have been just that girl. I am still saddened by the whole ordeal. Tell me dearest, what could have made her up and run away like that?
Tsk, tsk, such pessimism. Perhaps you are right. What girl would marry a man with all the frown lines you must be giving yourself?
I would not be too concerned in the situation. What else can you do? The High King will do what he will do and if that is the case you will simply have to handle it yourself. I'm none to happy about the idea but you will have little choice. Do not let anger cloud your judgement. You will need a clear head for the task before you.
She may be the cause for the place you find yourself in now and "a means to an end" but that does not mean you should throw around her feelings carelessly. You should know she has had enough of those in her life that have hurt her. Would it kill you to try to resolve the problem without crushing her spirit? Even you cannot be that cruel.
While we're on the subject be careful with the boy as well. I am certain he holds you in high esteem. Teach him for as long as you can but do not use him. He is a child, not a toy for your amusement that you can toss aside when you are done.
You need to "soothe her"? Again? Jareth, what are you doing to the poor thing? Good luck and hold your temper. You've always had a short fuse.
With all my love,
Her Royal Highness
Queen-Emeritus of the Goblins
Amara
From: KMWilliams(a)hotmail com
Sent: Sunday, June 29, 7:02pm
To: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com
Subject: RE: Hi Honey!
Dear Sarah,
Hello again, dear! I am in such a happy mood! I got a promotion at work. I am the new Analyst for my department! I was running against that prudish lady that you met at the office party last year, the one with that awful bright yellow hair color and the dark brown roots, and another young man that, let's face it, looks like he got hit by a car full of ugly. (Those are Toby's words, not mine, dear. You know I would I never say that about a coworker...)
I think I speak for the whole family when I say that you need to come and visit soon. The boys are complaining that they never get to see you anymore, and I miss you terribly. We could go shopping!
Oh, and your brother is asking vehemently for that video game Guitar Hero... I told him no, of course, because they will rot his brain. However, I am thinking of giving in. He has been reading so much lately, especially from that large old fantasy book you gave him. He seems to be learning so much! Maybe I will buy it for him for his birthday, you never know...
Love,
Karen
From: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com
Sent: Sunday, June 29, 2008 9:19 PM
To: FaeRel(a)crystalcast com
Subject: RE: Most Insulted
Lady Rel,
My, my, this is a surprise. At your polite request, I have sent a goblin to deliver your own Hand Pilot. I asked him to wait in your home until you arrived, to ensure safe delivery of this gift. I do hope that he behaved himself, but you know how goblins are. ):-)
You cannot fool me, my dear. I know very well that you only want me to start procreating to get you off the hook. I have half a mind to die right here and now, just so that you will have to take over the Goblin Kingdom. Just think, you could be surrounded by them... all the time... for the rest of your life... Cozy picture, is it not?
Little wonder you ran out on me.
I did not know that you were still so chummy with Mumsie (and it is a perfectly acceptable term of endearment, thank you very much). I suppose I should not be surprised. Although if you spend too much time with her, you know she is going to start in on you again about how being my queen wouldn't be that bad. I had rather thought that you prefered a clean break, which is why I have contacted you so rarely. However, if you wish to converse, then I am more than happy to oblige.
Have you had any luck finding another instructor since you left? I know that you were not keen to apprentice yourself to another after escaping my less than patient teachings, but if you do not master that rather remarkable fire talent of yours, my lady, I fear for you. And anyone within a sixteen mile radius.
It has been too long, Lady Rel. It is nice to hear from you again. Though I would ask that you keep your Hand Pilot to yourself. The last thing I need is half the blasted Underground insisting they be allowed access to my internet.
Cordially,
His Royal Majesty,
The Goblin King
From: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com
Sent: Sunday, June 29, 2008 9:40 PM
To: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com
Subject: RE: Tired
Toby,
No, I am not mad at your sister. Well... perhaps a bit miffed, but nothing to the extent she believed. Unfortunately, she is a rather unique human and handles herself in a way that almost makes me forget that she does not... know me very well. I'm not sure why. Regardless, I was teasing her in a way that I felt was quite blatantly obvious and she, unfortunately, did not realize.
I am attempting to make ammends, though I have not heard back from her.
Part of that, I am afraid, has included telling her of your lessons. I suppose I should have warned you first, though I doubt it would have done you any good if she decides to take it into her head that my tutelage is not in your best interest. I will do my best to convince her, but you have permission to blame me entirely if she goes on the war path.
Keep practising. I will see you tomorrow night.
His Royal Majesty,
The Goblin King
PS- How many times have you lit either yourself or your unfortunate feline on fire now? I'm never entirely certain what to expect from you.
PPS- You may tell him yourself. His email address is ImbecilicSubject1(a)crystalcast com. I am certain that he would be giddy beyond words (or I can only hope) to receive an email from someone other than Sarah. And while you're at it, you might warn him that my closet smelled particularly nutty last night and I have my eye on him.
PPPS- When is your birthday? I shall have to remember to present you with a dictionary, as your home is clearly lacking.
From: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com
Sent: Sunday, June 29, 2008 9:17 PM
To: RoyalMumsie(a)crystalcast com
Subject: RE: Greetings
To
Her Royal Highness
Queen-Emeritus of the Goblins
Dearest Mumsie,
Has it really been two years? I am impressed. Though I do not believe you for a moment when you talk about staying there permanently. You said that about the Palace of Flowers, the Trendian Peaks and that little resort off the Glowing Coast. I give it a bit longer and your wanderlust will take you again. Honestly, you simply would not be my Mumsie without that adventurous spirit.
I would very much enjoy a visit. You know that I would come see you, but without anyone here to mind the morons, I can't leave for more than a few hours. You are, of course, welcome here at any time. I'm certain that the goblins would flee in terror if they knew of your impending arrival, however I doubt they would remain that way for long. But do keep me informed on your plans.
Speaking of the Hand Pilot, Mumsie; I did receive an email from Lady Rel. I know that you enjoy bragging about my accomplishments and all, but I would appreciate if you not show it to anyone else. My old apprentice is one thing, but I would rather not have all of the members of your Bingo club creating accounts.
Speaking of whom, Lady Relisasha hates goblins with a passion that puts even yours to shame, Mumsie. Perhaps if I were not tied to my throne, there could have been something between us, but unfortunately the Goblin King and the Goblin Kingdom are a package deal. Please, Mumsie Dearest, could we have a single conversation that does not revolve around my lack of impending nuptials? I appreciate your frustration in the matter, but it is simply not something on the near horizon.
I am sure that, if I do have frown lines, they are quite regal and charming.
How can I fail to be concerned? We are talking about everything I have worked for my entire life. Everything Father worked for and his father and his father before. You may detest the goblins, but you yourself have said that the Underground would be in trouble with the wrong person ruling the Goblin Kingdom. I don't even know where I will go if Chenea's plan succeeds.
I will take a care with Tobias. I am hurt that you would even imply that he is but a toy to me. If I could, I would do much more for him than I am now able. It is rather amazing how quickly he has gained my affection. He's a scamp, Mumsie. Much as I was as a boy. I would not willingly harm him.
As for his sister, I think that perhaps it best we not discuss her further. Say what you will, she never had a care for my feelings and I do not see why I should extend the same courtesy to her. It's not as if I intend to do her any physical harm. Once she has revoked the spell and is back here, I will be done with her. That is that.
Always your loving son,
His Royal Majesty,
The Goblin King
Jareth
CAST
In order of appearance
Toby - Kore-of-Myth
Rel - CoffeeKris
Amara - La-Petit-Aviateur
Karen - OceanFae
Jareth - DanikaLareyna
Danika's Note: Hey folks! Thanks to everyone for reading. Can you believe we're already up to chapter 14? Crazy. I don't know about the rest of the cast, but I'm having a ball bringing this to you. Anyway, I wanted to see what you guys think of the story so far? We've gotten some nice reviews, but how about some specifics? Is it moving too fast? Too slow? Are you just plain confused? Let us know!