Hey. Back. Anyways good on the reviews. There about to reach 50. woohoo. Well thats awesome. Keep them coming.

Disclaimer: don't own dbz.

Vegeta sat on the couch face in hands, apparently bored out of his wits. Bulma sat next to him reading a magazine.

"What are you reading woman?" Vegeta said yawning, "And when can I get my grapes."

"When Its our turn." Bulma said for the fifth hundredth time. Suddenly she heard the secretary come in, "Speak of the devil." she said putting down the magazine.

"She's able to see you know" the secretary exclaimed showing the duo in.

The employer sat at her desk apparently jolting down something, until she heard footsteps.

"Why hello" she said raising her head abruptly, "How are you to......day..."

apparently she was in a trance now. She was staring at Vegeta... drooling. Bulma saw this. Why did everyone have to see Vegeta's pecks before his scowl.

"Why sit down she said to both an irritated Bulma and an uncomfortable Vegeta.

There was silence in the room.

"EHM!!!" Bulma said loudly. The Employer abruptly turned to her a cheery smile on her face.

"Ok then Miss or shall I say Mrs Briefs" she said staring darts at Bulma.

Bulma Blushed and Vegeta raised his head in annoyance. "I assure you its Miss Briefs," He said.

Bulma Laughed, he cursed and the employer smirked.

"Well lets start the interview," She said, "so why does a handsome man like you want to be a door to door salesman."

Vegeta turned to Bulma abruptly "A...A WHATTTTTT. What have you gotten me into woman!!!!"

"Well Vegeta," Bulma said, "Your going to have to do this Job to get grapes"

Vegeta turned around abruptly,"A door to door salesman!!!!!!!!" he clenched his teeth. "DAMN YOU WOM-"

"Vegeta!!!"

"WHAT!!!"

"Don't say that"

"Why?"

"Because then the chapter will end!"

"GODDAMIT!!!!!"

"EHM. Well finally lets start." the employer stated growing bored now. "So why have you chosen to be a door to door salesman?"

"Because I wan't grapes." Vegeta exclaimed crossing his arms.

The Employer looked at him puzzled."OOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAYYYY" she replied, "Do you have a passion in socialising?"

Bulma almost fell off her chair in laughter. And Vegeta looked at her again in an appalled nature.

"Woman!!"

"Yes" Both replied.

"I mean Woman number 2"

"Yes" replied the employer

"I do not need to socialise" He said abruptly. "All I want is grapes."

The employer sweat dropped. "O....Okay and one last question Mr Vegeta."

"Yes"

"Well did you have any previous occupation. And do you have a criminal record."

"I am the Prince of all Saiyans!!!!" everyone froze at his speech. "I was locked up in 500 different cells in 238 different countries. I've pillaged millions of planets. Lay ruin to thousands and sold over 500000 to a warrior overlord who also kept me in a cell for half my life."

Bulma and the Employer looked at him stunned. "O...Okay Mr Vegeta if you could wait outside ill give you your results shortly. Miss Briefs could I talk to you shortly..."

"Sure" Bulma said watching Vegeta exit the room.

"Okay Miss Briefs, listen."

"Sure" Bulma said again

"He failed badly"

"Oh I'll tell him then"

"No, No. Normally he would fail but I may....... ehm......... reconsider it."

"Go on"

Meanwhile somewhere in Switzerland...

"Okay Piccolo. This is our first day of training you understand," Tien said stretching alittle. "To train with me you have to learn a few skills"

"Ok then" Piccolo said walking up to Tien. "Lets get started".

Tein took his place in front of the closest mountain. And began to raise his power level in the same stance he pulled off yesterday.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" he screamed, enveloping his body in ki and after about five minutes of ki increase he released the force on the mountain being able to destroy a quarter of it.

"See..." Tien panted heavily. He fell on all fours. "See the (pant) incredible (pant) energy rise I had there."

"Yes........Yesssssssssss" Piccolo remarked "T....That attack was remarkable. Y....you're almost as strong as........."

"Yes I know I am it's so obvious"

"........My old dog Poodles!!!! Unbelievable"

"GODDAMIT" Tein yelled frustrated. "Well lets see you do it"

"Can't I just blast the damn thing" Piccolo remarked.

"No, No you have to make it look badass."

"What"

"Make it look badass so the chicks dig it."

"What chicks"

"Well since were rejects we like to try to imagine nearby goats as hot woman. And we use that as motivation,"

"I can see why you were rejected"

"What"

"nothing"

"Ok proceed with your training..... the badass way!"

"Ok Ok then "

Piccolo raised his hands and aimed at the mountain. "HAAAAAAAAA" he yelled increasing his kia abruptly. His ki continued to tower as the earth shattered under his feat.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" he yelled as he released the ki in immense fashion.

Rubble then raised to the heavens and back down again, the earth rumbled violently and Tein and Chiotzu collapsed violently.

The rubble cleared. And piccolo looked forward, But was stunned. The mountain stood tall unaffected.

Tein and Chiotzu looked up but there mouths fell open abruptly. "Oh my God!!"

Piccolo then looked around, "Crap I missed" He said. All mountains around the mountain still standing, were all gone. All 8 of them. Suddenly the middle mountain began to crack and then it also shattered into oblivion.

"HA........ha......" Tein looked on confused and utterly perplexed. Chiotzu also was in a trance.

Piccolo looked back smiling. "So did the chicks dig it"

Tein looked at him teary eyed, "Dude you killed them all!"

"Holy crap"

"O...Ok Piccolo, I think you shouldn't train with us your way too strong" Tien said trembling.

"B...but why????"

"Look, Piccolo you destroyed a mountain range!"

Piccolo looked at them steadily as they also rejected him.

He slowly took to the air and flew off. "Solitude it is" He said picking up his pace.

Back to Vegeta:

"WHAT, tell her to touch her own breasts!!!!" Vegeta exclaimed blushing harshly.

"Cummon Vegeta, seriously she just wants a small touch. I mean your pecks are unimaginably ripped. Let alone your whole body." Bulma replied sweating.

"Woman, absolutely not. No ones touching my body."

"AWWWW come on Veggie,"

"Woman if you don't shut up I will lose my sanity ok,"

"Fine I'll tell her"

After a minute or so Bulma came out. "Ok she said you can have the job if you let her feel your biceps, and thats all"

"No! By God, is she retarded!"

"Come on one touch seriously Vegeta, for the Grapes."

"Why can't you just get me grapes?"

"Your getting a job Vegeta!!!"

"Ok fine!!!" he stated rolling up his sleeve. "One touch, ok"

Bulma winked and gave him a thumbs up. He returned it with a scowl.

Back in Switzerland...

Piccolo continued to fly straight ahead. He had been rejected by the rejects.

"Eh, damn I'm so lonely, I wish ma homie 2pac was alive. I mean he's the only one that I can interact with," he continued to fly forward.... suddenly he heard a voice.

"Piccolo..........piccolo!!!!!!!"

"Wh...Who's that", Piccolo landed suddenly and looked around abruptly.

"Behind ya!"

Piccolo looked behind him and his eyes, and mouth flew open. Was it him???

"yo ma homie Piccolo"

"Holy crap , 2pac"

"Yes it's me 2pac"

"I...it's a pleasure.... OMG OMG 2pac" Piccolo screamed, "I'm such a fan.....2PAC!!!!!!!!"

"Cut the crap homie" 2pac said, silencing Piccolo, "I heard you in a shit hole."

"Yeh, I've been rejected" Piccolo lowered his head ashamed.

"For what homie"

"For being too week.... asexual..... too strong...."

"Yo homie you no man, you Namek"

"Yeh I think they're being racist to me"

"I'll teach ya da method of friendship"

Piccolo looked up, "Really....... ok then teach me."

"Ok do you know anyone who likes you as a friend"

"Well theres Gohan..... I guess"

"Well go to him then...."

"But he's got work almost everyday"

"Piccolo ma homie... you gotta go get him and train with him.... I mean how hard could it be"

Piccolo sweat droped picturing chichi turning him into mash... then again she was nothing."O...Ok" Piccolo replied. Piccolo walked away from 2pac. But then he turned around to look at 2pac again.

"O...One more thing"

"Sup homie" 2pac replyed.

"Are you real"

"No I'm not. I'm a figment of your retarded imagination."

"I see" Piccolo replied turning around once again... but suddenly he heard another voice call his name simultaneously.

Piccolo looked around... so did 2pac. They found standing there.....

"Holy shit homie its Biggie Smalls." Piccolo yelled looking at the man.

"Yes its me Biggie Sm........ Oh god no its 2pac.... what you wan't dog?" Biggie said looking at 2pac.

"Your mum" 2pac said drawing a gun. "Go find your own schizophrenic Namek"

"You die" Biggie pulled a gun, and both men shot each other.

Piccolo stood there in surprise. Both were on the floor with numerous blood wounds. Biggie had died but 2pac was still barely alive.

Piccolo approached 2pac and raised his upper body. 2Pac looked at him through semi shut eyes.

"Homie.... you gotta find dis Gohan man....friendship is dear... don't lose it" 2pac then died.

Piccolo let him go and began to wail. "NOOOOOOOOOO 2pac.......... I will seak out Gohan... thank you for showing me the way" Piccolo paused for a moment "....... wait a minute this is all a figment of my imagination......... man I'm a retard."

Back to the salesmen headquarters....

"BOSS..... BOSS!!!!!!!!!" the secretary ran in.

"What is it!?" the boss answered looking up annoyed.

"O....Our products are being sold abnormally quickly!!!!"

"WHAT!?!?!"

"Were making thousands every 5 minutes!!!"

"JESUS!!!!!!!!! which door to door salesman is responsible!!!!!"

The secretary looked into the Boss' eyes, "Vegeta.... the Prince of all Sayains"

A knock was heard on the door.

"I'll answer it" said Mr smith blissfully to his wife. He opened the door, revealing a muscular tanned man with fiery black hair. "Good after noon," Smith said smiling widely.

"Hello human. Would you like to buy a portable fridge for 200 dollars" Vegeta said lowering his face.

"Oh.... well sorry I'm not that interested... so I'll have to say no... bye friend." Smith went to close the door not expecting a hand to come flying for his neck holding him up strangling him.

"NEVER SAY NO TO THE PRINCE!!!!!!!!" Vegeta applied a little more pressure, "Apparently you don't understand your place in this matter!"

Smith's wife walked into the door way.

"NOOOOOO!!!!!!! What are you doing!!!" she said running forward. Vegeta raised his hand abruptly.

"Don't move wench" he formed a power ball on his hand. "Buy the product and I'll spare you and your weakling,"

She reached for her purse. Vegeta grinned at the newest sale he made.

It was getting dark now and Vegeta had finished his round and headed to the headquarters. He entered the doors and flew to the boss' office.

"Woman I wan't my grapes"

"VEGETAAAAAAA!!!!!!" the boss came out of nowhere, "You are unreal.... You get 10000 dollars for just today" the boss extended a check to him.

Vegeta stared at the check. "What is this Woman!!!!" the Boss looked at him in confusion "20000?"

"NO!!!!! Grapesssssss NOW!!!!!!!"

"Oh you can buy those from the local store,"

"Goddammit... keep the paper...Me want grapes.... NOW!!!!!!!"

"OK OK we'll have the grapes for you tomorrow!"

"They better be delivered to capsule corp by tomorrow morning!!" he said retreating and flying off.

He approached capsule corp. It was night already. He opened the door and went in. The lights were out and it was dark. He couldn't see anything. He walked forward. "Woman!!! come here now!!! I quit that stupid joooo-" Vegeta tripped over a chair he didn't see. A thud was heard and the lights went on.... there stood the whole gang behind a happy birthday Vegeta banner.

Everybody stared at him sweat dropping.

"Happy...... eh ….. birthday" Goku said rubbing his head.

Vegeta narrowed his eyes and looked straight at the blue haired woman scowling.

"DAMN YOU WOMAN!!!!!" he yelled, the whole gang clenching there ears vigorously.

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REVEIWWWWWWWWW.