101 Ways To Get Killed By Organization XIII

by Anti-Form Sora

Basically what the tital says. I was bored, so I decided to write something like this. T for safty. Hopefully, you won't actually go and try to do these, cuz I love you guys. Have fun! Over 3,000 hits! And at least 100 on each chapter! I love you guys!

14. Xaldin

A/N: Okay. Xaldin's chapter. Jeesh. Another hard one. But I think I can do it.

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#91

Tell him that he left his thong in Xigbar's room.

#92

Switch out the Superior's door label with one that says "Superior Mansex hurr" on it, and have Xaldin's on the back.

#93

Ask him if he grew up in a trailer park, and if that's why his element is wind.

#94

Ask him if he has an obsession with cows, and after he answers, have someone moo from the general area of his room.

#95

Ask him if he was born that ugly or if he actually came from Halloween Town.

#96

Ask him if he has a fetish for 19th century women, or if he was really attracted to Beast and just used Belle to get at him.

#97

Tell him that Xigbar thinks he looks good in a skirt.

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A/N: Okay. The poll is up on my profile, so if you want to vote in what you would think that would get people murdered. If you have any more, please feel free to tell me. I'll wait about a week or so for everybody to vote. Please vote. (Demyx puppy dog eyes)