Flaring was fusterated now, she had been running into the Bentely a dozen times trying to get it open. She was standing outside of Skulduggery's house with Mercyful.
"Running into it with your wheel chair a million times isn't going to help anyone."Mercyful said looking into the car.
"Nope I got this okay no back seat breaking in."Flaring said determined to break into the car by herself.
2 Hours and a big bump on the head later....
"Flaring I think those are the wrong wires."Mercyful whispered to Flaring as they sat inside Skulduggery's car, Flaring had no idea how to break in so Mercyful took care of that part of the plan. Flaring rubbed the bump on her head from falling of her wheel chair and running head long into the car.
"Fine. Fine you hot wire this damn car, too old and out dated for its own good."Flaring said holding a tub of chocolate and eating it with her hands. Mercyful ripped two wires free and connected them sending the engine roaring.
"How do you know how to hot wire a car and break into one at all any way?"Flaring asked Mercyful as she took the wheel.
"I watched Apocalypse Man on Syfy, still don't know why they changed their name anyway it sucks now. Syfy pfft it was better of Sci-fi."Mercyful said holding a tub of peanut butter and Flaring's chocolate, eating from them both.
"Ywwupp."Flaring's voice was muffeled because she just took the biggest scoop of chocolate and peanut butter ever.
"Don't hog the sweets Flaring we have to save some for Valkyrie's shampoo and Fletcher's hair gel."Mercyful warned pulling the tubs toward her body.
"Fwwiimme."Flaring said swollowing her chunk of sweets and tugging on the wheel.
"Hay turn turn your going to not run into that mail box."Mercyful screamed pulling at the wheel and unfortunately missing the mail box.
"See you didn't get a scratch on this damn car, what is wrong with you?"Mercyful said standing up and using her unclipped seat belt to hang over Flaring, she let go and climbed into the back seat.
"What time is it?"Flaring asked, Mercyful pulled out a huge round clock out of her tote bag.
"Almost 1 a.m., why are you late for the tea party with the Hatter, the Hare and the mouse thing?"Mercyful gasped remembering that she had been invited exactly 1 year, 7 months, 21 days, 6 hours, 45 minutes and 15 seconds from now.
"No I was invited on the same day you were remember?"Flaring said giving Merycful's head a slap.
"Oh I remember."Mercyful said crawling back into the front seat."Oh look its Lythia, hi Lythia!"Mercyful yelled as she spotted Lythia Harpen walking down the street, I mean really walking through the middle of the road holding a green dog.
"Hi Mercyful, hi Flaring!"She shouted dropping the green dog, she turned to catch it but it ran away.(Pour thing she probably dyed it green for St. Patrick's day.)
"Damn thing it was the only green thing I had for St. Patrick's day. Now what am I supposed to do?"Lythia said now sitting and pouting in the middle of the road. Mercyful rolled down the window on Flaring's side and looked down at Lythia.
"You can dye your hair green or steal Skulduggery's skul and paint it green, you can use it as an earing or a belt or a necklace."Flaring said getting out of the car, of course still in the middle of the road.
"Yeah you could do that if I wasn't already going to do it."Mercyful said pushing Flaring out of the car and jumping out after quickly got back in and set the break.
"I can't walk back home just yet, we haven't even made any kind of damage."Mercyful said as she got out again.
"So whatcha doing on this beautiful night?"Lythia said laying down on the ground.
"Nothing but stealing and taking a joy ride, sticking furniture to the ceiling, burning closets and putting peanut butter in hair gel and shampoo."Flaring said sitting beside Lythia, Mercyful sat on top of Skulduggery's car.
"I am too...hay Lythia want to join us?"Mercyful had a skeleton grin that would make Jack Skellington jealous.
"Sure...brought some spy clothes if that helps."Lythia said now going through the huge carpet bag.
"Whoa Mary Poppins were did you get the bag, its awesome. You put your whole personality on it. Hahaha Valduggery Supporter. Peanut butter Lover. Crack Maniac."Flaring said poking at the metal buttons.
"Yeah, well they aren't all mine. That Creepy Kid, Madamise Morte, TheBlueBottle, Yayformagicskeletonsandstuff, Basic Bookworm, Lady Alyass, CreepyKid,Skulduggerys-Girl-Valkyrie,YayForMagicDetectivesAndStuff, TheDeliquent9, JJ Dragon,Singing Tragedy, all my fav writers and Valduggery advocates,You and Mercyful inspired some of this."Lythia said gesturing to her bag. She smiled sercetly they had no idea what she had planned and stored inside this elusive bag, what an enigma.
To be Continued.....
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