It was honestly a quiet day for once, although it was Valentines Day so the gang was trying to do everyone a favor and not be loud and disturb a possible moment. Shad and Rose were on the couch watching TV, Delta, Booker, Jack and Eleanor were gambling again, Elizabeth got addicted to Playstation Allstars Battle Royale and was currently playing with BlackStar, Rinku and Pete, Sapphire was playing with Mr. Cuddles and Petal, and Jake, Simon, Nuke and Chaotic were having a four way sparring match with each other. Maka was reading a book, Soul was snoozing away on the hammock outside, Tsubaki was watching BlackStar play his game, Spirit was trying not to get shot by the Motorized Patriot that Booker hacked to keep him away from Elizabeth, Liz was at the mall with a former Big Sister she befriended, Patty was breaking the necks of paper giraffes she made, Stein was dissecting a splicer, Lord Death was busy reclaiming his soul from Death City so he could be here more often, and Crona was doing her own thing somewhere. Will and godly were nowhere to be found strangely.

"So…" I started awkwardly, startling everyone. "Anyone want to do some dares today?"

"Sure," Maka replied closing her book. "Got nothing else better to do anyway." A lot of crashing was heard from upstairs, yelling from godly, and screaming from both Crona and Will. Will rushed downstairs, godly following closely behind.

"Well there goes a quiet day," yawned a very tired Soul who just woke up.

"And I guess godly's about to do his dares now," Jake said pausing the game he was playing. godly just caught up with Will and was holding him up by his shirt's collar.

*throws Will through the wall and a second later throws a car which lands on Will*

Stein- Hmm?*looks up from dissecting a splicer*

Tsubaki- What is that about?

He was peeping on my sister.*waits for Will to come out of the Vita Chamber*

Shad: Do I what?*Holding up a butchers knife*

Maka: Help me beat up Will.

Rose: Here's $250 to get a gift for Shad.

BlackStar: Fight Shad and Nuke. But both you and Nuke only can use one hand and are blindfolded but can still use your powers. Shad is only allowed to use this sword that is part gun.

Draco: I have been given permission to show you the court case on Mansex.

Kid: One nostril is 7 nanometers bigger than the other.

Pete: Go through Portal and fight GlaDos. Damn why did the cake have to be a lie.

Lord Death: Reaper chop any male other than Shad, Delta, Booker and Jack that get near Sapphire, Eleanor, and Elizabeth.

Simon: You now feel any pain Nuke does.

"I'll send you a PM," Shad said watching Saw with Rose still. "I do NOT want to cause conflict between you and Chaotic."

"I can respect that… for now," godly shrugged throwing the butcher knife at Will as he came out of the Vita Chamber, which he dodged. "Get back here you pedophile!"

"Gladly," Maka smirked putting the book down. "Soul, transform."

"On it," the albino replied turning into his scythe form (look it up yourselves, I'm DONE with descriptions for now). Maka, with Soul in hand, charged after Will with godly with the intent to kill for peeping on her friend.

"Sweet!" Rose cheered grabbing the money and grabbing her winter clothes godly gave her a while back. "I'll be at the mall!"

"Haha! I will defeat you both with my sheer power!" BlackStar shouted cockily running to the training room, Tsubaki following him with his blindfold. Nuke sighed and put on his blindfold as he followed BlackStar. Shad grinned like a madman at the sword in his hand, Saw all but a forgotten memory.

"This will end horribly… for them," Shad snickered as he went into the training room. I followed them both and took a camera with me so godly could see later since he and Maka kept spawn trapping Will.

BlackStar opened up with his soul wavelength Big Wave on Nuke, who tried his telekinesis tactic since he was blind, sending him into the wall. Shad laughed insanely and started shooting at Nuke and BlackStar. BlackStar only got hit once or twice but Nuke… lets just say Larxene would be proud of Shad's accuracy. And from the looks of it brutality from how much he hacked and stabbed at Nuke before blowing his brains out. BlackStar followed the sound of gunfire to Shad and let loose with the punches. Shad took all of blows with ease and retaliated with a slash to the gut, Mifune style. The battle was basically over after that, Shad still laughing like a madman until Maka knocked him out with her book.

"God damn! You went in-fucking-sane!" Nuke yelled at Shad when he revived.

"I had a gunblade," Shad defended handing the blade back to godly somewhat reluctantly. "Be honest, you'd go insane too."

"Guess who's baaaack!" Lord Death cheered from the portal, Spirit following behind him. "I'm finally free from my city, so now I can be here for as long as I want."

"Congrats Lord Death!" I yelled from the TV. "Now lets see how this went."

"Where in nothingness is my lawyer?" Xemnas asked to nobody in particular. A moment later, a zombie with a suit on and a briefcase shambled into the courtroom and sat down next to Xemnas. "You've got to be kidding." Larxene could be heard laughing in the background hysterically at Xemnas's misfortune.

"Now then," the judge, Yen Sid, shouted quieting everyone, "we are all gathered here on the Xemnas sueing case for $45,000,000. Tyler, you are first since you pressed charges for Darth Vader."

"Thanks Yen Sid," godly said stepping up to the jury, which was composed of Organization 13 members and Star Wars characters. "Everyone, we are all here because this man willingly and knowingly used lightsabers-"

"Ethereal blades!" Xemnas interrupted.

"Shut the fuck up Mansex!" Larxene and godly yelled at the Organization's ruler. The two of them looked at each other for a split second before godly continued.

"For once we agree on something. Anyway, we all can agree that my client has something of this design, purpose, and function." The jury nodded in agreement. "Xemnas won't even been thought of for twenty, maybe even thirty, years from now. My point is, he is using lightsabers without giving credit to the Star Wars franchise. That's all I have to say."

"Thank you Tyler," Yen Sid said sending him away. "Zombie lawyer, you now may present your defence." The zombie stood up and shambled over to the jury before speaking.

"grrrrrr rawwwrr," the zombie I sent groaned out pointing at his client. He then proceeded to try to eat Demyx's flesh.

"Gah! Get it away from me!" the Nocturn screamed in fear. Larxene and everyone else in the courtroom facepalmed before Xigbar shot the zombie's brains out with his Arrowguns. "Thanks Xiggy."

"Don't mention it," Xigbar replied sending his guns away.

"Has the jury reached a verdict?" Yen Sid asked the people in the stands after the zombie was cleaned up.

"We have your honor," Larxene said standing up. "We the jury find the defendant guilt of all crimes he's been pressed with, and feel that along with losing 45 million munny, he should also be sent to the realm of darkness for a year without his lightsabers or a way to escape."

"What?!" yelled Xemnas in outrage.

"It shall be done, court adjourned," Yen Sid said, the video ending there.

I was on the floor laughing hysterically at the court case, Patty snuck in and was laughing too. I looked up and saw Eleanor with the cupid arrows in hand, a bow draw and ready to fire. Rose walked in with Shad's gift all wrapped up and walked over to him ready to give it to him. Eleanor saw this as the perfect shot and hit Shad in the back.

Shad doubled over after the arrow dissolved and got a lovestruck look in his eyes when he looked at Rose. "Um… Shad?" Rose asked nervous as Shad took a step towards her. "Are you OK?"

"Why wouldn't I be?" Shad replied in a suave voice, his eyes a reddish pink. "I mean after all, I'm standing in front of the most beautiful girl in the multiverse. How could I not be OK?"

Rose was blushing at his words and took another step back, Shad advancing towards her still. "Well um… I got you a present for Valentines day." Rose replied acting as if she didn't hear him say that. She held it out to Shad, who opened it gladly.

"A new upgrade for my armor," Shad said observing the piece of equipment in his hands. It was a new tail tip, this one serrated and sharper than the old one. "It's perfect considering it came from you." Rose blushed deeper at his comment. I turned away from the two to see how Kid was doing with the news of two imperfections of his.

"Where'd he go?" I asked looking around for the son of death.

"He went for plastic surgery," Chaotic replied pointing towards the door.

"His loss," I shrugged. "Now he doesn't get to see the rest of the dares for now."

"This might take a while," Pete said grabbing a portal gun and walking into the dimension GLaDOS was in.

"You got it Tyler!" Lord Death said excitedly. Will started to sneak towards Eleanor, but was stopped by a Reaper Chop knocking him out. "He's all yours you two!" godly and Maka grabbed him and dragged the splicer leader towards the torture room.

"Well… shit," Simon contemplated on how that would work out for him.

"Looks like your dares are now Chaotic," I said to the other Big Brother. I heard a scream of joy come from Rose and turned to see what happened. Shad had gotten her a new ring with both of their initials engraved in it, and the ring was studded with rubies, sapphires, and onyx gems.

"I hope you enjoyed my little gift, because now the both of us going out after the dare Chaotic gives us both," Shad announced grabbing her hand.

Draco: i got you your own plasma cutter so can I have mine back now

Shad: get me a jar of Greek fire(don't ask).

Rose: help me make a plasmid for sapphire that repels facehuggers(for her only)

Jack, Delta, and Booker: I hope you like the house me and kid built? What do you think? Is it not big enough, does it need more rooms?(making sure in case we need to improve it)

Nuke: fight blackstar

Jake: upgrade you arm so it can fire a ion laser like the one bioshock 2(Minerva's Den)

Pete: catch 2 of every pokemon in existence

Maka: what's the name of that book you use to hit people with?

Soul: fight nuke

Kid: put the room back to the way it was. No buts, just do it.

Spirit: who is maka's mother

Lord death: how old are you

Stein: just to let you know Zenosplicers have acid blood even the they're cold blooded creatures, so dissecting it is pretty much Impossible

Crona: what do you think of everyone?

Godly: show Crona around the base

Blackstar: fight 10 brute splicers by yourself

Liz and patty: how long have you known kid

Eleanor: here you go(hands her a bunch of flowers)

Sapphire: stay away from Zenosplicers.

Hans: (can't believe I'm saying this but) PRESS THE BUTTON

Me: (Hiding behind delta in case godly get mad or something backfires) LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

Oh, almost forgot.

Lord Death: BRING ME THE CRYSTAL EYE(so I can keep it in my room incase I need it sometime in the future)

Crona: Have a hot make out session with Maka

On 2 thought

Hans: DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON

I repeat,do NOT PRESS the BUTTON

"Sure thing man, here you go," I said tossing the shoulder gun to him and attaching my new one to my shoulder. "I just hope this'll be enough." I shot a Xenosplicer after seeing one try to attack Chaotic.

Shad was in and out of the portal in less than a minute, Greek fire in hand. "Here you go, now can you please be fast with the tonic, I want to get going," Shad said impatiently.

"Wow, that is out of character for Shad," Eleanor said to godly. "He's usually much more patient than he is now."

"Told ya it had glitches," the teen shrugged. "He's going to be like this for the rest of the chapter, so we better get used to it."

"I've working on one for a while," Rose said handing a bottle to Chaotic. "Just follow the rest of these directions and it'll be fine." She handed him an instruction booklet and was grabbed by Shad.

"Lets get going!" the love crazed boy shouted, near dragging Rose out the door to their date.

Pete returned with a mechanical eye and Kid walked in the door looking just about the same as always. "I killed GLaDOS," Pete said tossing the eye to godly. godly caught it and put it in his pocket to put in his room later.

"Thanks, the multiverse is now a better place," godly thanked my brother.

"Um… why did I see Shad carrying Rose outside while running?" Kid asked us in confusion.

"Cupid arrow did things to his head," I replied throwing him a mirror. "Can you even tell if one nostril is larger than the other."

"Yes I can," Kid admired in the mirror. "Ah symmetry."

"What about those half rings on your head?" Sapphire asked innocently pointing out the half rings on Kids hair. He twitched and screamed in despair, crashing on the ground in a metal breakdown.

"It's perfect," Jack replied looking at his new house, more of a mansion actually. "You two did a great job on it."

"I already did that and won technically since Shad and I were on the same team, so… No!" Nuke shouted the last part.

Jake grabbed an ion laser from the armory and went to his room, excitement plastered on his face. "Somebody really wants that ion laser," Hunter said in the rafters. He was hanging out there because of his zombie habits, like being in high places, still carried over into his human form.

"Well… I'm not here for the rest of the chapter it seems," Pete said grabbing a ton of pokeballs. "See ya guys!"

"It's an enchanted book my mother gave me," Maka said holding it up. "It has no title, but I use it as a journal if I need to. But the primary purpose is to defend myself if I ever find myself without a weapon."

"Is that supposed to be hard?" Soul asked Chaotic in a cocky tone. Nuke snuck up behind him with his OC's sword and decapitated him. He came out of the Vita Chamber stunned at what had just happened.

"I win," Nuke laughed smirking.

"That was damn cheap!" Soul cried lunging at Nuke, his arm now a scythe blade. The two ended up in the training room for their fight.

"But it's already symmetrical!" Kid cried in sadness.

"Then into the pit with you!" I yelled throwing him in the torture device. "It's getting dusty anyway."

"Um… are you sure you want to know?" Spirit asked Chaotic nervous.

"Pretty damn sure," Chaotic replied raising his blade covered arm.

"Alright, alright I'll tell you!" Spirit shouted in fear. *whispers in Chaotic's ear* "It was Medusa in disguise. I didn't realize she was a witch until she divorced me." Chaotic's mouth dropped open in shock. "Please don't tell Tyler, he'd kill me if he knew."

"Lips are sealed," Chaotic replied in shock still.

"While it is rude to ask that," Lord Death said glaring a little, "I am a little over a thousand. Being the embodiment of death has it's perks you know!"

"I realize that," Stein said walking over to a wall. "But how do explain this then?" He pushed a small button on the wall, which revealed a fully dissected Xenosplicer and it's organs. Sapphire got her eyes covered by Jake so she didn't see it.

"Wow… well that's… wow," Chaotic stammered trying to process this. I laughed at his expense and observed the Xenosplicer.

"Quite interesting," I observed. "It looks like it took on the deformities of a splicer, but it's tail opens up to fire plasmids."

"A good observation," Stein said hiding the body and organs again. "But further testing should be done."

"Well… " the timid pinkette started. "I like everyone from my world, Maka and Kid especially. As for people in this world, Shad, Rose, Jake, Delta, Booker, Jack, Elizabeth, and Sapphire are nice enough. You're not too bad, Draco is pretty nice but a little messed up in the head, Pete is a nice person, and Hans is really nice too. Will is a jerk, Nuke and Simon scare me, Eleanor is a little scary but still a nice girl, Sophia is a little domination obsessed, and I'm not sure about Hunter. Tyler is my big brother and was there for me when my mom was antagonizing us, so he is by far the best out of everyone here."

"Thanks Crona," godly said taking his sister's hand. "Now come on, I'm gonna show you every stick and stone of this place."

"OK," Crona replied obediently.

"Their no match for a star like me," BlackStar bragged. He went into the training room for about five minutes before coming out covered in blood. "None of this is mine if you're wondering."

"Oh BlackStar," Tsubaki sighed. Whether it was affectionate or exasperated is the question.

"Since we tried to mug him when we first met him so…" Patty trailed off counting the years off her fingers. "Three years ago."

Chaotic handed the flowers to Eleanor and got a reaper chop to the head. "Sorry," Lord Death apologized shrugging. "Orders are orders."

"That's not too hard to do," Sapphire said pointing to Mr. Cuddles, who just tore the throat out of a Xenosplicer. "Mr. Cuddles had been protecting me this entire time from them, along with daddy and mommy.

"Fuck!" Hans shouted in annoyance. He reached from the button but was restrained by Booker.

"I can do that," Lord Death said walking (or whatever he does on that small stalk) through the portal. "That witch was killed years ago after she turned evil. Shame really, she had some much potential to do good too."

godly glared at Chaotic and held up a kunai. "No yuri dares fool," said the enraged traveler before throwing the kunai at his head. Chaotic looked to the wall behind him and saw a few black hairs on the kunai jammed in the wall. "Next time, my aunt's accuracy is gonna make it so there's a kunai in your head."

Hans just broke out of Booker's hold when he heard what Chaotic said. "Thanks fucking god," he sighed in relief. "That would've been freaking awkward."

"Well then, it looks like the chapter's over… and Shad and Rose might not be coming home tonight," I said looking at the door and seeing neither Shad or Rose coming back. "So remember you guys, follow, favorite, and send us your dares if you want."

"Do it, or I'll take your soul," Maka said holding up Soul (I couldn't resist).

"Bye, and happy Valentine's day!" Sapphire cheered on Mr. Cuddle's back with Petal in her arms.