-Italics- characters are thinking -Bold- my stupid comments
-Bold Italics- the character's Inner-selves. OR when there is a different change of scene.
-Xoxoxoxoxoxoxo- Right After the Written Exams…
After the written exams, which by the way turned out exactly as planned, Team 7 walk along the road, side by side. They have just come out from the academy, and are on their way home. While Naruto was rambling about different ramen flavors, Sasuke and Sakura were lost in there own little, deranged worlds.
Inside Sasuke's Mind: 'when I kill that asswipe, Itachi-teme, I shall rebuild my clan. But whooo shall rebuild my clan with me?
'Hinata?' 'who's that'
'Temari?' 'uhh…come again?' 'Ino' 'No! Not that fangirl slut!'
'Karin' '…where are you getting these names?'
'Oops you don't know her yet'
'Naruto' 'ha…jokes…'
'Sakuraaa…' 'W-What? PSHH. PSHHH. NO WAY! NO! She's a TEAMMATE!
'well, that's fine She has no ass anyways…' 'WHAT! WELL ACTUALLY-'
"Sasuke, stop thinking about sex, you whore", Sakura mutters loud enough for Sasuke to hear.
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JK GUYS. JK
Sasuke and Sakura were too deep in thought to hear Naruto's ridiculous blabbering.
Suddenly, a poof of smoke obstructs the teams path, and in comes Kakashi-sensei, half scaring the
daylights out of Naruto.
"Yo", Kakashi greeted monotonously, his eyes glued to his book.
"Kakashi-sensei! Quit showing off and greet us like a normal person!" Naruto yelled, exasperated.
"What do you want, Kakashi?"Sasuke now spoke.
"…What? Can't a sensei say hello to his most cherished pupils?", Kakashi looked up from his book and snapped it shut. "I just need to borrow Sakura for a minute"
"Hai". She nodded and turned to the Naruto and Sasuke. "Do you guys mind?"
"Nah, I'm going home anyways.", Sasuke looked away. "Right, Naruto?"
"But I wanna stay! There's nothing to do", Naruto said in a whiny, high-pitched voice. Sasuke rolled his eyes and dragged Naruto away by the collar.
Sakura turned around to face Kakashi once again.
" Passed the exam?", he asked.
"Of course", she replied indignantly. Earning her a light laugh from her sensei.
"And did you try contacting her? Tsunade, I mean…", his voice lowered.
She sighed, pushing a few stray locks away from her face. "No, unfortunately my chakra reserves are barely enough to get through to the different timeline. That's why I need your help. We'll just have to meet somewhere…somewhere where those two bakas won't be hangin' around.", Sakura and Kakashi glanced towards Sasuke and Naruto, who were already almost out of sight.
Back to Uchiha and Uzumaki
Sasuke let go of Naruto's collar and shoved him into a nearby bush.
"AHHHH! Teme? What the-"
"Shut up, dobe", Sasuke replied as he peered out of the bush.
"Oh no you didn't!", Naruto snapped his fingers in a 'Z' formation.
"Look, don't you wanna hear what those two are saying, or not?"
"B-but Sasuke, that's eavesdropping….. they obviously didn't want us there to hear what they say or….oh I got ya.", Naruto finally poked his head out of the bush as well.
A few seconds later….
"Kuso… we're too far away from hearing range." Sasuke said as he leaned away.
"Aww man…"
"Wait…I got an idea. I'll use the sharingan to read their lips", Sasuke sat up and went back to his position.
"Good thinking Sasuke! Now that you can read they're lips, you can find out what they're suspiciously talking about!", Naruto made that nice guy pose.
"That's the plan, dobe", Sasuke focused his sharingan on Sakura's face.
:D
"Now shut up, she's starting to talk", Sasuke narrowed his eyes at the girl's lips.
AND THIS IS WHAT SASUKE READ:
Sakura- 'So where are we gonna do it?'
Kakashi talks… (mask covered face.)
Sakura- 'Yeah, the forest will do…it's the perfect place...kinda nervous. But I'm glad it's you'
Kakashi talks…
Sakura- 'I know I'm ready, sensei. Believe me, I've been practicing all night…'
Kakashi talks…
Sakura- 'Hmm, maybe it'll take about half an hour, at least.'
Kakashi talks…
Sakura- 'Well, the forest must be somewhere where NO ONE CAN HEAR US. Or else they will be hearing a lot of loud wild screaming…"
-SASUKE TURNS OFF HIS SHARINGAN AT THIS MOMENT—
That was enough. Sasuke turned and faced Naruto, paused to gaze at Naruto with what looks to be a dazed expression, and stalked away.
Confused at the sudden movement, Naruto leaped up and gawked at his teammate.
"Wait! Teme! What did they…", he called after the retreating figure.
Uchiha halted to a full stop and turned his neck to the side, allowing himself to see Naruto from the corner of his eye.
"It's nothing…go home, Uzumaki", Sasuke said and disappeared, leaving a very flabbergasted Naruto behind.
-MEANWHILE….-
"Are they gone?", Kakashi giggled girlishly.
"Yeah", Sakura smirked. "Serves him right for poking his nose in our business."
"Now what were you saying awhile ago?"
" There will be a lot of wild screaming, from Tsunade-sama when she finds out you're involved in this mission.", Sakura finished. "So be prepared"
"…oh wonderful"
Oh and Sasuke couldn't read what Kakashi is saying because he has a mask over his lips…
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