GW: Sorry I haven't updated in a while! Was busy updating my home page and stuff.

Raimundo: Well, hurry up! I want to kick Spicer's bony butt!

Jack: Hey! That's a disrespect towards evil

GW: Alright, break it up! Save it for the chapter! And here it is…the moment you've been waiting for…Raimundo vs. Jack Spicer!!

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Chapter 14:

Jack vs. Raimundo

At World's End…

The pillar smashed in half and Rai, Danny, Sora, Roxas, Dash, and Angel found themselves in a barren desert while a sand storm was going on. But there was no sign of Dojo.

"Dojo?" Rai called out. "DOJO!!??" Then, they heard something and saw a lump under the sand. Rai knew it was Dojo and began to dig him out while his pals helped. "This is all my fault," Rai cried. "I should've freed the genies when I had the chance." They then found the poor little dragon. "DOJO!" Are you alright?" Sora exclaimed as Rai picked him up.

"Yeah, just peachy," Dojo said while he coughed up sand.

"I'm sorry, you guys. I've screwed up everything. I've gotta fix this mess…somehow," Rai said the last part to himself. Rai got up and spotted Chihiro trying to pull Haku from under the pillar.

"Guys, help! Haku's stuck!" Chihiro called.

"Yes, assistance please!" Haku added. Rai pondered, then he got an idea.

"I got it!" Rai said as he began to blow sand off the pillar with his wind powers. "Guys, come on and help me!"

Sora and Roxas began wiping off sand with their Keyblades, Danny began blasting off the sand, Dash, Angel, and Dojo just digged in the sand "That's it!" Rai called encouragingly. But then the pillar started to roll…Rai grabbed Dojo and his pals…but there was nowhere to run!

"Oh, man! This is gonna hurt!" Dash said, closing his eyes. Then, Raimundo spotted the window in the pillar. Rai and his friends stumbled through the sand and when the pillar was about to roll them over, they were spared by the window! "Yeah! We did it!" Rai called out in success.

"MAN! That was close!" Danny said.

"Yeah," Dash said, panting really hard. "Angel…was so…scared!"

Angel just sighed and rolled her eyes.

"We did it, dudes!" Sora said, patting Rai on the back.

Dojo then mumbled something no one could understand and collapsed. Haku shook him free of the sand and the gang hopped on.

"C'mon, guys! Let's go save the day!" Rai shouted.

"Next stop: ToonCity!" Chihiro cried as they took off.

Meanwhile, ToonCity looked like a dark place with dark clouds circling overhead. The palace wasn't looking so good either. Inside, Jack was sitting in a chair made in the image of his staff, watching Snoopy stuffing Master Fung, who was dressed like a jester and was tied up like a puppet, with kibble. Kimiko, who was dressed in slave clothes Jack forced her to wear, watched this in horror. She could do nothing to stop this because she was chained to his throne with magically enhanced chains. And her friends were locked up in a cage nearby.

"Master Fung want some more kibble?" Snoopy taunted Fung. "Well, have some more!"

"Stop it!" Kimiko cried. "Jack, tell him to stop!"

Jack smirks and gives Snoopy the signal to quit. Snoopy shoves kibble down Fung's throat, then he leaves.

The villain laughed and turned to Kimiko and said, "Ya' know, my dear, it pains me to see you reduced to this." Jack takes a bite of the apple she was holding, then he spitted some out as he talked. "A beautiful girl like you should be with the most powerful man in the world…"

"So, we're basically chopped liver to him?" June muttered to Kairi.

"Yeah, basically," Kairi muttered back. The girls were only slightly jealous.

"Like who?" Kimiko asked in disgust, ignoring her pals' comments.

"Like the most powerful sorcerer AND the evilest Evil Boy Genius on Earth?" As he said this, he made a crown appear and presented it to Kim. "So, how about you accept my kind offer and you and I can rule as, oh, I don't know…King and Queen of ToonCity?"

"In your dreams, loser!" Kimiko yelled as she grabbed a cup of soda and threw the entire liquid at his face. Glowworm666, Violet, the other Princesses, and Stitch bursted out laughing while Edd just chuckled, but then they all gasped as Jack threw Kimiko to the ground.

"I'll teach you some respect!" snarled Jack as he raised his hand like he was about to backhand her. Everybody got ready for the impact, but looked at Jack as he dropped his hand and smirked. "Hey, Sockhead!" Jack called to Edd, who glared at him, but politely asked, "Yes, master?"

"I have decided on my final wish. I wish for Princess Kimiko to fall madly in love with me." Kimiko and her pals gasped in horror.

Meanwhile, Rai and the gang had just reached ToonCity and were heading for the palace.

Back at the palace, Edd was explaining the problem to Jack.

"Uh…master?" Edd began. "There are a few provisos, a couple of quick pro-qu-"

"Don't talk back to ME, you sockheaded dweeb! You'll do as I say!"

"Don't you dare talk to my Double D that way, you poor excuse for a villain, Mama's boy!" Glowworm666 screeched.

Just then, Kimiko and her pals noticed Raimundo and his friends creeping through the window.

"...Slaves!"

"Oh, Jack…" Kimiko said seductively. Spicer and the genies stopped arguing and looked a Kimiko. She gave Jack a flirty smile and placed the crown on her head. "I never realized how…handsome you are."

The genies' mouths fell to the floor while Jack smirked, thinking she fell in love with him. "Now, this is more like it," he said, then he pulled the genies' mouths shut, like they were window drapes. Rai and company slid silently down a curtain while Jack continued. "Now…Kitty. Tell me more about…myself."

Although creeped out to no end, Kim continued, "You're…tall, well-dressed…"

"Double D!!" Violet and GW said in disgust.

"But I didn't do that!" Edd retorted.

"Well, then, what in the name of Fanfiction is going on?!" Glowworm asked in a confused manner.

Then, they looked around to see Rai and co. jump to floor. Sora grabbed Fung, the princesses, Stitch, and Simbaa and motioned the genies to come to them.

"Raimundo!! You're alright!" the trio yelled a little too loudly.

"Shush!" everybody said. The three zipped their mouths shut, literally! Glowworm666 whispered to the companions, "Rai, we're not your genies anymore. We work for Evil Boy Loonie now!" She even made hand motions and turned her head into Jack's to prove her point.

"Yeah, Rai, what are you going to do?" Violet asked her pals.

"Hey, we ARE street rats, we'll improvise," Rai shrugged.

"That certainly doesn't fill me with much optimism and hope," Roxas sighed while Dojo covered his eyes and groaned.

"How are we going to stop Snoopy from seeing us?" Edd inquired.

"Leave that to us," Dash said while he cracked his knuckles, Sora and Roxas pulled out their Keyblades, Angel, Stitch, and Dojo sharpened their claws, and Danny went ghost.

Rai, Sora, Roxas, Danny, Angel, Dash, Stitch, and Dojo began to sneak out and hide from Jack, who had his back to them. Rai noticed the lamp was on the throne and he started to it.

Jack was oblivious as he asked Kimiko, "And, what else?"

"Your mind is so…twisted and evil," said Kimiko as she put her arms around him and twists his hair. Little did he know that she was signaling Rai to move. Rai smirked and started to sneak over there. "And you are SO not a simpering Mama's boy."

Unfortunately, Snoopy had spotted Raimundo and started to call, "Hey, Jack-" but Sora, Roxas, Danny, Dojo, Dash, Stitch, and Angel jumped him and wrestled him to the ground, making sure his mouth was shut.

Still unaware of this, Jack asked Kim, "And the street rat?"

"What street rat?" Kimiko said, pretending not to know Rai. The Princesses, the genies, and Master Fung watched in anticipation as Raimundo was about to reach the lamp when suddenly the wrestling bunch kicked over a bowl of fruit.

Jack turned to look, but Kimiko turned his head back and did something she really did not want to do: kiss him fully on the lips.

Raimundo almost got the lamp when he saw Kim kissing Jack. He looked shock and totally disgusted. Even the others were appalled.

"Ewww!" the princesses revolted.

"Oh…my God…" Glowworm666 gasped while Violet swallowed some vomit.

"Holy mother of…" Snoopy started to agree, but was interrupted when Sora hit him over the head with his Keyblade. Roxas and Danny smirked and hi-fived Sora.

Jack's lips finally parted from Kim's, leaving the poor girl green around the gills. The villain smirked and said, "That was…"

Suddenly, Jack spotted someone's reflection in Kimiko's crown. He was shocked to see it was Rai's! He turned around just in time to spot Raimundo making for the lamp. He yelled out, "YOU!!!!"

Jack zaps Rai away with his scepter just before Rai could grab the lamp.

"How many times do I have to kill you, loser!?" screamed Jack angrily. The princesses all ganged up on Jack, but he managed to knock them down. Raimundo grabbed Spicer, blocking him.

"Get the lamp!" Rai shouted. The Princesses and Chihiro ran to the lamp, but Jack escaped from Rai's grasp and zapped the girls with his staff, putting them in an hourglass.

"Not so fast, my dears! Your time is up!" Jack mocked.

"Oh, great. Bad puns!" Glowworm666 groaned.

"Kimiko!" Raimundo yelled as the others gasped at their beloveds as sand started trickling down on their heads. Rai and the gang tried to break the glass, but it did no good.

"Sorry, Pedrosa," Jack boasted to Rai. "But, the only way to free them is to defeat me in battle. Fat chance!"

"Great plan, Ja-" Dojo and Stitch bonked Snoopy on the head with a fruit bowl.

"OH, SHUT UP ALREADY!" everyone snapped.

"Don't toy with me!" Jack taunted as he turned Stitch, Angel, and Dojo into wind-up toys. "Things are turning topsy-turvy, aren't they, Pedrosa?" he joked again as he turned Haku into an ordinary lizard and Sora, Roxas, Danny, Dash, and Fung into dolls. (Boys: DOLLS!??!! Glowworm666: Okay! Geez! I mean action figures. Boys: Thank you. On with the story!) He laughed while the genies groaned in annoyance, then noticed Raimundo making for the lamp. "Get the point?" Suddenly, Rai was surrounded by swords that were pointed at him and blocking the lamp. Jack grabbed the lamp and laughed maniacally. Rai grabbed the sword and charged at Jack. "Things are heating up!" "Enough with the puns!" Violet shouted, then turned pale as she and the others saw a wall of fire surrounds Rai.

"Why don't you come and fight me yourself, you cowardly lizard?" Rai demanded, holding up his blade.

"A lizard, am I?" Jack laughed as he transformed. "Let's just see how…LIZARD-LIKE I CAN BEEE!" The fire disappeared as Jack transformed into a gigantic, brown lizard with six legs, spikes on its back and head, and sharp teeth and claws. His eyes were covered by his goggles.

"Glowworm666, Double D? What in the name of Brad Bird is that thing!??" Violet asked, terrified.

"A Basilisk…" Glowworm666 and Edd muttered in terror.

"But, aren't Basilisks supposed to be serpents?" Violet asked.

"In the Harry Potter series, yes," Edd answered, "but, a real Basilisk is a giant reptilian creature with six legs and the power to kill anyone with its stare and knock people out with its breath."

"At least the eyes are taken care of," GW sighed, thinking Raimundo met his match.

The newly transformed Jack lunged for Rai until Raimundo slashed the sword across Jack's face. "AAAAAHHHHH!!" the creature roared.

"The genies were dressed as cheerleaders, waving pom-poms and wearing sweaters with 'Rai Rocks!' on it. "RICK 'EM, ROCK 'EM, SOCK THAT LIZARD! STICK-A-SWORD IN HIS GIZZARD!!!!" the genies cheered enthusiastically.

"YOU SSSSTAY OUT OF THISSSSS!!" Jack hissed.

The genies held up little flags with 'JS Drools' on them and waved them unenthusiastically as they said dryly, "Jack Spicer, Jack Spicer, he's our man. If he can't do it…WELL, THAT"S GREAT!!!"

"Raimundo!" Kimiko cried. She and her pals were sinking fast!

Quickly, Rai jumped on some gems and slid across the floor. Rai then turned a corner by jumping off the gem. The giant Basilisk slipped and hit his head on the wall. Rai charged forward and stabbed the monster in the back with his sword, making him scream in pain.

Rai, believing he won, ran to the hourglass.

"Hang on!" Rai said, about to strike the glass.

Suddenly, Jack came from nowhere and grabbed Raimundo in his claw. Kimiko, her pals, and the genies watched in horror as the monster began to crush Raimundo.

"You pathetic loser! You thought you could defeat me, Jack Spicer, Evil Boy Genius!?" boomed Jack as he strengthened his grip on Rai.

"Squeeze him, Jack!" Snoopy cheered, loving this. "Squeeze him like a…" Edd, nearby, pulled out a stick from his hat and bonked Snoopy on the head, temporarily knocking him out.

"Without those genies…you're nothing!" boomed Spicer.

"The genies!" Rai said, then began to think. He said to Jack, "those genies have more power than you will ever have!"

"WHAT!??!" the genies and Jack exclaimed, though Jack's tone was angry while the genies' tones were astonished.

"They gave you your powers! They can easily take them away!" Raimundo added.

"Rai, little buddy? What are doing?" Violet asked nervously.

"Face it, Spicer," Rai continued to taunt Jack, "You're only…second rate."

Jack had realization dawned on him. Raimundo was right. The genies could remove his powers. "You're right," Jack mumbled. "They are better than me…" He then smirked at Edd and said, "but not for long!"

The genies, especially Double D, looked terrified as Jack advanced upon them. Glowworm quickly said, "He's insane! Just talkin' like a madman! One too many hits with the gecko!" She held up a snake hand puppet and knocks it on her head.

Ignoring Glowworm666, Jack yelled at Edd, "Double D, for my third wish, I wish to become…AN ALL-POWERFUL GENIE!!!!"

Soon, Kimiko's hand is only seen as the sand is bout to cover her up.

Edd sighs and says, "You're wish is my command, master." Then, he adds sarcastically, "Way too go, Raimundo."

Edd zaps Spicer with a blast of magical energy and the villain starts to change from his Basilisk form into a huge midnight black genie with red gleaming eyes. He laughs madly, "YEEESSSS!!!! The…Power!"

Jack released Rai. He got back up and broke the hourglass freeing the girls.

"Have you gone insane?!" Kimiko said, in shock.

"Just trust me," Raimundo said calmly.

As everything was happening, oblivious to Jack, a small, black lamp with a purple rim around it appeared on the ground. But, the villain is too busy conjuring up chaos to notice.

"THE UNIVERSE IS MINE TO COMMAND…TO CONTROL!!!!" Jack laughed evilly.

"Yo, Spicer! Aren't you forgetting something?" Raimundo called up at Jack.

Jack looked at the boy, who was smirking maliciously and holding the lamp. The Xiaolin Warrior said, "You wanted to be a genie, you got it!"

"What!?" Jack asked in shock as chains appeared on him.

"And everything that goes with!" added Raimundo with a smirk.

"No…NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOO!!!" Jack screamed in terror as he began to get sucked into the lamp.

Sensing bad juju, Snoopy began to make a run for it, yelling, "Exit, stage left!!" But, Jack grabbed him and stated to pull him in as well. "Hey! Let me go, Spicer! I'm getting outta here!"

"Phenomenal, cosmic powers…" Raimundo started as he glanced at the villains get sucked right into the lamp. "…itty, bitty living space," he finished with a smirk.

"Oh, yeah! You the man!" Glowworm666 exclaimed as she and Violet kissed him on the cheeks while Double D patted him on the back, saying, "Good show, Raimundo!"

Then, Dojo, Angel, Stitch, Haku, Sora, Fung, Roxas, Danny, and Dash were zapped back to their original forms and Fung and Kimiko to their original clothes and Simbaa turned to a normal adult lion again. "Thank God, that's through with!" Simbaa sighed with relief. And the palace and ToonCity appeared to its original form again.

Glowworm666: And the loser is…Jack Spicer, Simpering Mama's Boy!

Jack Spicer: Shut up!!

GW: Make me!

(Rai and his pals tease and make fun of Jack)

GW: Next chapter is the happily ever-after chapter! Yeah!!

Kimiko and Raimundo: R&R!