Annyeong! New -perverted- chapter! Maka is just too oblivious sometimes X3

Oh yeah and have you guys heard about the guys that bombed the marathon in Boston?! They have the city on lockdown! My heavens!

Their mother is like 'There is no proof!' lol if they weren't guilty why would they be on the run (and one of them dead)? Silly Russian mother!

14. Pure

Liz POV:

Kid and Maka are getting married tomorrow and I'm throwing Maka a secret Bachelorette party. Why secret? Kid and Maka are the 'traditional' type. They refused to have sex before marriage and now they both are refusing to have Bachelor/ette parties.

I decided to throw one for Maka anyway. She'll be pissed but I don't care.

"Liz! Should the male strippers wear firefighter costumes or police costumes?" Kim asked running in to the room with Jackie following her.

"Hmm... Police!" I smiled. Kim nodded and grabbed her phone to tell the strippers.

Maka will be home in 3 hours so we have plenty of time to get everything ready.

The party consisted of Me, Patty, Kim, Jackie, Miss Marie, and Tsubaki (Who wasn't very willing to come). We also brought Crona since none of us knew if he/she was a girl or not...

Also a few of Maka's other friends from class came.

I remember when Maka had her wedding shower.

"Hmmm? What's this Unnie?" Maka asked holding up the pink bunny vibrator.

"ELISABETH MARY THOMPSON!" Kid shrieked at me when he realized what it was.

I shrugged, "What? She'll need that when you're not around!"

"NO. SHE. WILL. NOT." Kid glared at me. Maka still sat there confused. Patty, Kim and Jackie giggled. Soul and Black Star glared at me as well.

"Fine! I'll take it back!" I yelled. Lol. Not.

Jackie and Kim jumped up and down, "Open our's!"

"Okay!" Maka smiled as she took the box. She opened it and pulled out fuzzy handcuffs, a blindfold, and flavored condoms.

"ELISABETH!" Kid yelled.

"W-woah! Hold on! Kim and Jackie gave that to her! Not me!" I yelled back. The pinkette and brunette snickered.

"Strawberry... Apple... Chocolate..." Maka read the labels of the small packages, "What are these?"

"W-we'll actually need those..." Kid said taking them from her and sticking them in his pocket, blushing.

I turned to see Tsubaki passed out from a nosebleed. We all know that she is a closet pervert.

"Open mine!" Patty yelled practically throwing the gift at Maka. Maka caught it easily. She started to unwrap it.

Surprise Surprise. Giraffe patterned bra and thong and a dildo that is shaped like a giraffe. Of course.

Maka cringed at the 'sexy' attire and the 'thing' that she had no clue what was.

"What the hell is this?" Maka asked as she held up the dildo.

"Something that Patty will take bake to the store." Kid said, glaring at me again.

Why must he blame all of this one me?

So, all in all, Maka is too innocent for her own good. She's too... 'Pure'.

"Guys! She's coming!" Tsubaki yelled from the hallway. We all hid and turned the lights off.

We heard her come in and we all popped out, "SURPRISE!"

She looked so pale, like she just saw a ghost, "W-what?"

"Merry Christmas!" Patty yelled. We all looked at her weirdly. Maka walked in and sat her bags down.

"A party?" She asked suspiciously.

"Yeah!" Patty jumped up. The doorbell rang and Maka opened the door back up.

"Hello?" Maka asked. Here it comes! The strippers are here!

"Are you Maka Albarn?" The one with blond hair and blue eyes asked.

"Yes. That would be me." She said. He took out a pair of handcuffs.

"You are under arrest."

"WHAT?!" Maka yelled, "Why?!"

He handcuffed her hands, "For being such a bad girl."

"What? What did I do?!" She didn't get it. I was hopping this wouldn't happen.

"Oh no... My permanent record is flawed! It was spotless! It was perfect! My life is ruined!" Maka fell to the ground crying.

Oh god.

"How am I being arrested? I'm getting married tomorrow!" She yelled. Miss Marie sighed.

"Maka... he's a stripper." Miss Marie said. Maka ignored her going on with her rant.

The 'Police officer' pulled her up and goosed her. Maka growled and spun around and attacked him, "Stupid pervert!"

The other one ran away while Maka continued to beat up the one. He ran away screaming like a girl.

"Maka?"

"Yes?" She looked pissed.

"They were strippers. You weren't actually under arrest..." Kim said. Maka glared at us.

"You. Will. DIE!" Maka yelled running after us as we attempted to flee. Well, she was chasing me, Patty, Kim and Jackie anyway. Crona was terrified and refused to come out of hiding. Miss Marie facepalmed and Tsubaki was passed out from a nosebleed. Again.

She chased us out of the apartment building screaming foul insults at us.

We just happened to run past Kid who chuckled when he saw us, "Ahh... That's my girl."

For some reason, Kid thought Maka was adorable when she was mad but I on the other hand think the total opposite.

Maka is just too innocent. That's probably one of the reasons that Kid likes her. Well, one out of the thousand reasons. He never stopped talking about her until he finally asked her out. Did he stop talking about her? Oh no. His rants got even more frequent. Those two lovebirds...

As Kid puts it, 'Maka has such a Pure soul'.

Lol Liz X3 I am so mean to her...

Next Chapter: Rape (Involves a pissed off Kid)

Extra:

Liz: I'm not taking the vibrator back.

Maka: What is it anyway?

Liz: Well... why don't you let Kid show you!

Maka: Okay. Kid will you show me?

Kid: TAKE IT BACK NOW!

Liz: Fine...