"Ow ow ow..."
Mikey slowed to a halt outside the bathroom. That sounded like Donnie.
"Come on you insufferable, excruciating, excuse for a fashion accessory."
"Donnie what are you-"
Donnie blinked at Mikey, accentuating the large false eyelashes he had glued crookedly to his eyeridge.
"Mikey...it's not...I mean, they help keep things out of the human eye and I just wanted to test the validity of-"
Donnie watched in horror as Mikey tore out of the bathroom, not even bothering to look back. Oh god was he going to get Leo? Raph? APRIL?!
"MIKEY, WAIT!"
Just as he reached the door, his little brother came sprinting back.
"Uh Mikey?"
"Don't worry about a thing Don! I've got the eyeshadow!"