WARNING! Strong language… I mean it! A lot of cursing! :3
"Wake up!"
Febe opened her eyes and blinked a couple of times.
"WAKE UP!"
She jumped up at Thorin's voice. Febe quickly looked at her friends before the floor disappeared beneath them.
They fell down a tunnel. They rolled and crashed against its walls but they kept falling until they finally hit the floor. Everyone landed with a very loud thump and it was no surprise to the girls when all the men landed on top of them. Before they could tell them to get off they were already being dragged away.
Filthy little green creatures were suddenly on them. Goblins.
"Guys! Godverdomme, zet me neer!*" Simone shouted when one grabbed her foot. "Guys! Let me go you FUCKING BASTARD! Fili help!"
Febe and Jessica were both grabbed too and swung over a goblin's shoulder. Febe was on his right shoulder and Jessica on his left. They kicked their feet and hammered their fist against the tall goblin's back but it was useless.
"Put me down, you no good, motherfucking pieces of shit!" Febe growled. "You bug fucking, shit eating, slimy, ugly, little, dirt humping, deformed, scumbagging, shitshacking fuckface! Get your, feet smelling, shit touching, dirty, filthy, grippy, twitching hands OFF OF ME!"
"Let met go, dickhead!" Jessica shouted. "I am going to break your fucking jaw, bust in all of your teeth, rip your head off of your body and drink your blood from your misshapen scull! RELEASE US!"
Every dwarf was getting pulled at and shoved over the pallets and wooden bridges. Febe, Simone and Jessica kept on cursing in English, Dutch and even Danish, though only Febe knew what she was saying, as the dwarves cursed in Khuzdul. Everyone fought back as tried to get out of the goblins grips so they didn't notice Bilbo slipping away.
Simone had lost sight of her friends and started to panic a little. She started to panic even more when she saw a giant goblin in front of her. She was dropped on the ground and finally got a good look at the goblin king, though she wished she hadn't because suddenly she felt very sick. Their weapons and bags were taken from then and tossed to the ground as Simone fought the urge to throw up.
The goblin king had a large stomach and his chin hung over his chest. His skin was covered in rashes, vesicles and other skin diseases. He wore a crown of teeth and held a staff with skulls. The goblin king stepped down of his throne and looked at the dwarves.
"Who would be so bold to come armed into my kingdom?" He asked. "Spies? Thieves? ASSASINS?!"
"Dwarves, your malevolence." The goblin that had carried Jessica and Febe said.
"DWARVES?!" The king asked.
"Found them on the front porch!"
"Well, don't just stand there! Search them!" He ordered. "Every crack, every crevice."
Jessica started to growl and bite like a guard dog at the goblins that came her way and Febe was having another round of colorful language.
"What are you doing in these parts?" The goblin king asked but no one answered. "SPEAK!" Still no answer. "Very well, if you will not talk, we'll make you squawk! Bring out the Mangler, bring out the Bone Breaker. Start with the youngest!" He pointed his disgusting finger at Ori.
"WAIT!"
Everybody's heads snapped to Thorin who was pushing his way through the crowd.
"Well, well, well." The goblin king smiled. "Look who it is… Thorin, son of Thrain, son of Thror, King under the Mountain." He gave a mocking bow and grinned. "Oh, but I forget, you don't have a mountain and you're not a king, which makes you… Nobody really."
Thorin just stood there, though Febe could see the slight sigh. She was going to kill that goblin for calling Thorin a nobody- Only she was allowed to do that!
"I know someone who would pay a pretty price for your head." The goblin king continued. "Just the head. Nothing attached. Perhaps you know of whom I speak. An old enemy of yours. A pale orc astride a white warg."
"Azog the Defiler was destroyed." Thorin said with no doubt in his voice. "He was slain in battle long ago!"
"So you think his defiling days are over, do you?" The goblin king turned to a smaller goblin on a swing. "Send word to the pale orc. Tell him I have found his price."
The little goblin wrote everything down on a piece of paper and swung away.
"And I think I found my price." The goblin king smiled at the three girls. They were pushed forward with a lot of struggling and cursing. "Aren't you a sight for sore eyes."
"Careful what you say, your highness." Febe snarled in a mocking tone. "Because I will cratch and cut your fucking eyes until you will be begging me to make you blind."
"I would love to see you try." He laughed and moved his head closer to Febe, who was about to throw up by the smell of his breath. "Go on… I am waiti- OW!"
Febe had grabbed a dagger from her boot and sliced her blade from his eyebrow to his cheek. I was only a small cut, if you compared it to the king, but it was deep enough to make it itch like hell. "DON'T FUCKING TEST ME!"
The smaller goblins were immediately on them and tied the girls' wrist with cuffs. They we're tried to another chain and pulled up by the king. Their feet dangled in the air as the iron started to cut through their wrists.
"How lovely," The king smiled. "Three new pets. Let's how fast we can get you tamed!" He tossed them into a cage above the abyss but Simone didn't land right and slipped between the bars.
She screamed but Jessica had caught her just in time.
"Don't let go! Don't let go!" Simone panicked and dug her nails into Jessica's skin as she started to slip. Jessica shifted her grip so she could have a better grip but the weight was too much and the bones under her started to crack too. Febe moved quick and grabbed Jessica by her legs.
"Guys!" Febe called. "I can't hold on for long!"
"Sym, you have to climb up!" Jessica said. "Please!" She begged as Simone's grip on her arm started to weaken. "We can do this! DON'T LET GO!"
Simone slipped but grabbed the chain between Jessica's wrists. Her friend cried out in pain and the iron started to draw blood.
"We are never going on vacation again!" Simone growled as her fingers started to get slippery from Jessica's blood. She knew that she couldn't hold on for much longer. "Guys I-I-I can't- I can't hold on anymore."
"Don't you dare and let go!" Tears appeared in Jessica's eyes. "I swear to God that if you let go, I will post your photos on Facebook! You can't- SIMONE!"
Simone slipped and started to fall into the black. Jessica tried to reach but it was already to late. Febe pulled her up and the two friends cried as they comforted each other until they were interrupted by a laugh.
Febe let go of her friend and turned towards the king.
"You son of a bitch!" she shouted with tears in her eyes. "I am going to cut you into thousands of little itty bitty fucking piece and feed them to the wargs! Let me go and face me like a man, shitface punk ass!"
"I see we have a volunteer for the Mangler." The goblin king grinned. "Such a feisty little thing you are, such a shame that it has to go to waste!"
"If you touch her I will unleash hell and be your death!" Jessica shouted and jumped in anger as she stood next to Febe. "You messed with the wrong friends! I hope for you that we won't escape because we WILL kill you!"
"And another one for the Bone Breaker." He laughed.
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As Simone fell she let out a silent scream. Her voice had left her. She braced herself for her death but instead of falling to the cold stony ground she fell on a bed of soft giant mushrooms. Simone lay frozen. She was shocked.
"O-kay…" She said to herself and blinked a couple of times. "Weird... Very weird-"
Simone jumped up when she heard a scream. Her body cried out in pain and she winched and the aching muscles.
The scream came again and Simone reached for her twin swords but they weren't there.
"I'm screwed." The scream came again but was coming her way. "Shit."
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Febe and Jessica tried to get out of their cage as the goblin king sung a song when the torturer machines were hauled up. Even the dwarves were trying to get away from the goblins but it was no good.
"We have to get out of here!" Jessica said and banged her fists against the bones.
"No shit, Sherlock!" Febe growled and tried to squish herself between the bars. "Why did Simone have to be so skinny? My butt is too big!"
"They are going to kill us aren't they?"
"Not if we kill that fat bastard first! LET US OUT!"
"YEAH!" Jessica agreed. "Piece of shit! Son of a half whoring bitch-"
Jessica was interrupted when the goblin king suddenly jumped on his thrown. Febe and Jessica looked at each other in confusion but when the king pointed at Thorin's sword the pieces fell together. The goblin king was afraid of Ocrist.
"I know that sword!" He said. "It is the Goblin Cleaver, the Biter, the blade that sliced a thousand necks! Slice them! Kill them! Kill them all." The goblin king ordered the other goblins and they started to whip the dwarves..
Arrows were shot at Febe and Jessica, goblins jumped on the cage, causing it to swing and the rope, which the cage was hanging onto started to break.
"Cut of his head!" The king pointed at Thorin.
Suddenly there was a gust of wind and a bright light that send the goblins flying back. Goblins flew over the edge but so did the two girls. The rope snapped and the cage fell into the same darkness as Simone.
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Simone ran for her dear life when she saw a shadow running after her but she was a terrible runner and the creature had caught up with her. It grabbed her leg and she stumbled down. Simone kicked her foot but it didn't let go and it turned her around.
"Where is it?!" It cried. "You stole it!"
"Get off of me, you creepy, fucking, crazy, hairless monkey!" She kicked him again only this time she hit him square in the face. Simone stumbled back on her feet again and ran away.
She squeezed herself between stone cracks when she suddenly felt something pass her. She turned around but saw nothing but darkness. The scream of the evil creature reached her ears again and she bolted forgetting the 'ghost'.
The ground started to shake and Simone tripped over her feet and hit her head against a stone wall. She rolled on her back and rubbed the sore spot.
"Fucking hell." She groaned. "This is the last time I am EVER going on vacation out of the country. I should have gone with my mother to France. Less drama!"
Simone opened her eyes when she heard screams again. She frowned. These were different, they were higher, like a girl's scream.
Her eyes widened a huge cage was about to crash on top of her. She quickly got to her feet but was to late. The cage hit the wall and broke into pieces as Febe and Jessica fell on top of her.
"Holy shit." Febe said.
"Goddamn it." Jessica sighed and pushed herself up.
"OW!" Simone shouted. "That was my face, weirdo."
"SIMONE!" The two girls shouted and embraced their 'fallen' friend in a lung-crushing hug. "WE THOUGHT YOU DIED!"
"Well I'm still in one piece so get off of me!" She pushed her friends off of her with a smile. "Boy, am I glad to see you guys. What did I miss-" An angry cry. "Shit! We need to move! Like, right now!"
"Sym, what is going-"
"No time for questions!" Simone grabbed her friends' arms and pulled them after her as the started to sprint again. "We need to get out of the dark!" She let go of her friends and they followed.
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They ran and ran and ran as they heard the creature come near. Everybody went as fast as their short legs could take them, sometimes being human was easier then being a dwarf. The three girls had each their speed and soon lost each other in the dark.
"Simone?!" Febe shouted. "Jessica?!"
"Febe?!" Jessica shouted. "Simone?!"
"Jessica?!" Simone shouted. "Febe?!"
No one got a response from each other and they slowly started to panic. They decided that they couldn't walk back their paths, since they had this scary creature after them and they continued to walk forward.
Febe trailer her fingers against the stone wall while she held her free hand in front of her. She was in no mood to bump into something even though she tripped a couple of times. "I should have brought a flashlight."
"Ew, ew, ew, ew!" Jessica said as she walked through a spider web. "Aarg!" She screamed when a spider crawled on her shoulder and she quickly bolted away. "This is so much worse then Italy!"
"Stupid, stupid vacation." Simone mumbled as she followed her path. "Stupid plane! I am never EVER gonna to go on a freaking airplane with them EVER again! My feet are never EVER going to leave the fucking ground NEVER EVER again!"
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"Aargh-!"
"Ow-!"
"Fucking hell-!"
The three friends finally bumped into each other again. They jumped in joy but when another cry of thief was heard they ran off again.
"Guys, stop!" Febe ordered. "Do you feel that?"
"Feel what?" The other two asked.
"Wind!" She growled and mentally slapped her friends for not feeling the fresh air on their faces. "Now let's go before the crazy-ass thingy catches us!"
After different twist and turns they finally found an exit to the darkness. They jumped into the light and ran down the hill and into the forest. To their surprise the dwarves were there too. All thirteen of them and Gandalf the grey wizard!
"Fili!" Simone shouted in all her happiness and raced down to the blond dwarf before crashing into his arms and planted a kiss on his lips.
Febe and Jessica came to a halt themselves but only to catch their breaths. Jessica collapsed on the ground and Febe needed support from her knees to stand up. "You guys look like shit." She said.
"Thanks, lass." Bofur said and clapped Febe on the shoulder. "We missed you too… By the way," He whispered. "You owe me a golden coin."
"Nah." Febe said. "Those two were already inhaling each other in Rivendell." She pointed at the two blonds. "I get to wear your hat for a day."
"Shut it." Simone said and sat on the ground after kissing Fili one last time. "At least we are all back together right?"
"But where is Bilbo?" Gandalf asked. "Where is our hobbit? Where is our hobbit?!"
Everyone looked around but saw no Bilbo
"Curse that Halfling!" Dwalin growled. "Now he's lost?! I thought he was with Dori!"
"Don't blame me!" Dori said.
"But where did you last see him?" The wizard questioned.
"I think I saw him slip away when they first caught us." Nori said.
"What happened?" Gandalf demanded to know. "Tell me!"
"I'll tell you what happened." Thorin growled. "Master Baggins saw his chance and took it! He has thought of nothing but his soft bed and warm hearth ever since he stepped out of his door!"
"Thorin!" Febe snapped. "Bilbo WOULDN'T just leave us-!"
"We will not be seeing our hobbit again!" Thorin said, eyes locking with the girl. "He is long gone!"
She clenched her fists and bit her tongue, not to start another fight. Her friends showed their anger in a different way but silence fell over the group.
"No, he isn't"
Everyone's head snapped to the voice. It was Bilbo Baggins. The girls sighed in relief with smiles on their faces. Febe shot Thorin a look that said 'told you so.'
"Bilbo Baggins." Gandalf smiled. "I have never been so happy to see anyone in my life."
The hobbit smiled and patted Balin on his back and took a step closer.
"Bilbo." Kili breathed. " We had given you up."
"How did you get past the goblins?" Fili asked and wrapped his arm around Simone's waist, causing her to blush and her friends' giggle.
"How indeed?" Dwalin asked.
Bilbo didn't answer and just chuckled softly.
"Well what does it matter?" Gandalf interrupted. "He's back."
"It matters." Thorin said. "I want to know… Why did you come back?"
"I know you doubt me." Bilbo said. "I-I know you always have. Your right, I often think of Bag End. I miss my books and my armchair and my garden. See, that's where I belong. That's home. That's why I came back b-because you don't have one. A home. It was taken from you but I will help you take it back if I can."
There was a peaceful moment of silence. Bilbo's speech had found its way into everyone's heart and Gandalf couldn't be prouder at his chosen burglar.
A couple of howls were heard in the distance. "Please tell me that was my imagination." Jessica said. No one answered her. "Fuck it."
"Wargs." Febe gasped.
"Out of the frying pan." Thorin said.
"And into the fire. Run." Gandalf continued. "RUN!"
Godverdomme zet me neer = Dutch for: "Goddamn it, put me down!"
Sorry people for the VERY VERY late update again.. I have just been really lazy this last week. Good news I am almost done with the movie so now it's off to the book (if you haven't read it, READT IT! It's a good book) and I am going to plant more of my own ideas in it :3 I had been waiting for a very long time to do that! I can't wait to get started!
Anyways here was a long chapter and I hope you enjoyed!
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