Falling for the Kitsune- Edited version (Original)
Beta'd by SerialAuthor
Warnings: BL, Yaoi, Language, Sakura bashing, Oocness, Lemons, and me.
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from this, I simply do this for fun and practice to, one day, be a famous writer.
Summary: Being normal was always hard for Uzumaki Naruto. After moving back to his mother's home town and going to a new school. He's about to find out just how abnormal his life really is.
"Talking"
'Thinking'
/Flashbacks/
\\Dreams\\
Chapter Twelve: Uzumakis are Pure Evil
Arashi sat silently in the parlor with the other females that were there grieving. Lucifer's many concubines were all dabbing at their faces to try and save their makeup, but it was a failed attempt. Arashi dared not to eat or drink anything that wasn't handed to him by Kyuubi or Shukaku; it wasn't that he didn't trust demons he just didn't trust these sluts. They were eyeing him as if they wanted to rape him or steal his soul. He just simply refused to drink and it seemed to annoy the concubines, but it didn't bother him that he was being rude.
"Lord Otoku was always very kind and a loving father! I wonder if it's true that Kabuto-kun was the one that killed him; and has anyone found Orochimaru-san yet?" asked one woman, a lioness demon.
"Well, I heard that it was Orochimaru-san that killed Lord Otoku and kidnapped the prince!"
"We are at a funeral; you should be ashamed for gossiping at such a time. Until Orochimaru-san and Kabuto-kun are found, they are innocent of any crime," Arashi bit out at them as they stared at him in shock. One stood up ready to strike the human down.
"What was that, mortal?"
"Tsk, no wonder the Great Nine prefer their mates to come from earth…"
They all bristled, but before they could attack, Kyuubi walked in and they bowed to the floor in fear, sensing the malicious intent he had rolling off his being in waves. Arashi simply yawned, used to his mate's mood swings.
"Arashi, come with me…"
Arashi stood and bowed to the concubines, but before he left the room completely with Kyuubi he said pleasantly over his shoulder, "Thanks for the tea, but do try not to poison the mates of the surviving Great Gods. You just never know who happens to be Kyuubi's mate… Bye ladies!"
Kyuubi said nothing, inwardly laughing at the shocked faces of the concubines. He could only guess that they were planning to kill and harvest his mate's body to make beauty potions or eat his organs to gain power or beauty.
"Now you know why I'd rather live on earth. The females down here are rather pathetic. Relying on others to make themselves beautiful like that countess in Transylvania, who killed all the virgins in her town to bathe in their blood so she could look young forever?"
"Yes? But if they even tried to kill me, you'd have killed them, and you know from firsthand experience that pinning me down will cost more than your head."
They walked into the guest bedroom they were staying in and Kyuubi pushed his mate against the door. He wanted nothing more than to fuck him until he was nearly dead from exhaustion.
"Kyuubi… Wait… Naruto!"
"Hm?" he turned his head and sure enough there was Naruto standing with his back to them. "But I thought he was home."
"That's a clone, baka. Naruto? What is it? Did you want to tell me something?" The clone turned and nodded his head before saying:
"Kabuto's at the house, he's sick and exhausted from running almost nonstop to find dad. We are taking care of him until you guys get back. He says that Orochimaru saved his life, but we don't know if that is true and Kabuto would never kill his father, he's too kind for that."
"I know that. Tell Kabuto-kun that I'll be there as soon as I can. And you, dear, tell Lucifer that I had other business to attend to and tell him to quit staring at my chest, I am not a woman and I will not grow boobs any time soon." The clone vanished and Kyuubi growled. Only he was allowed to ogle his wife!
"Figures, you worry about your ego instead of the problem at hand…" Arashi muttered as he stripped off his kimono and pulled out of his bag a skin tight flexi-leather body suit and looked at Kyuubi expectantly.
The fox demon sighed and knew he wasn't going to have sex with his wife so he quickly, but deftly tied the corset ties that held the suit together. He finished in a matter of minutes on both sides before Arashi pulled out his mask and katana. He kissed Kyuubi and put them on before he stepped back off the window sill falling into the abyss down below. Kyuubi watched and in a flash of light his mate vanished from Hades.
'You better be careful… Now to go wring some answers out of Lucy,' he grinned as he left the room…
Naruto sat up in bed. He couldn't really sleep last night, and his clone had come back and told him his mother was on his way home. He got out of bed and walked down into the kitchen, and he saw Kabuto sitting there staring at a glass of water looking like he was be grieving.
"Naruto… Can-can you hold me please?" he asked, looking at the fox child.
Naruto went and held his friend and let him sob his heart out. He was alone in the world and he had no one he could really trust aside from Naruto and his parents. Said fox demon sighed and hummed softly, slowly forming words and kissing Kabuto's temple as the snake slowly calmed down and let go of his death grip on the blonde fox.
"I'm sorry… I can't go to the funeral or they'd kill me."
"No one's going to hurt you! I told mom that you were here and he said he was on his way. When mom gets here the two of you are going to sit down and talk this over, but until then let's get something in your stomach."
Kabuto nodded his head as Naruto smiled and set to work pulling out the things he needed to prepare breakfast. Within ten minutes Kankuro and Temari were up, dressed and ready to go by the time Naruto finished cooking. The fox served everyone and made sure to give Kabuto a bit extra since he was practically starving.
As they ate, Kabuto explained everything up until he was woken up by the family doctor and his tutor in the medical studies, Orochimaru. Temari frowned and told them that Orochimaru had been with the family since he was born and there was no way that he would betray them, it was pretty much impossible for the snake demon to do so. He was like a second parent to Kabuto since his birth mother passed away.
"Well if anything we can take you to the school and get you set up as a new student. This way you have access to limitless information whether it be history lessons to gossip and then there's the computer lab!"
"Thank you, but won't you all get in trouble as well?"
"You didn't kill your father and neither did Orochimaru-san. If anything is to happen they'll have to get through father and uncle first… Damn Gaara's with dad and we need his car keys."
"I can walk!"
"No, you ran here, you are too weak to walk to the school!" Naruto scolded him. He sighed, the blonde was right; he was still weak from his long journey. Kankuro sighed and said:
"We can flag a cab. Since my car is only a two-seat car… unless Kabuto and Temari take on their animal forms and they sit in your lap, Naruto, then the four of us can fit in the car."
"That's a good idea, but the question is can Kabuto change forms without furthering his condition?"
"I can, it's like shedding my dead skin. I can change forms without getting tired!" Kankuro nodded and they all went to get dressed, well Naruto had to find spare clothes for Kabuto to put on since he was in nothing, but filthy pajamas.
Once they were all ready to go they left for the school, taking down the barrier and getting into Kankuro's car. The drive to the school was quick since hardly anyone was out on a Friday morning. They got out and Naruto set down Temari and Kabuto so they could change back to normal before they headed inside the school.
"Hey, Naru-chan why not go chill in the library or the garden? When we're done we'll come get you okay?" Temari asked as he looked at her with a sharp gaze, but shrugged it off and left for the school roof.
"Why did you ask him to leave?"
"Because one of the staff members has a vendetta against auntie and is taking it out on Naru-chan. To avoid any problems, I sent him away. I know that look; he figured it out and left so we can get this over with faster." The two males nodded at her logic and they went to speak with the dean of administrations…
Naruto sat on the roof, it was cool this morning and plants were a lovely sea of fire that came with autumn. He smiled and looked up at the clear blue sky; maybe he could go and see Sasuke later. No, he needs his rest and besides the Fury would came and molest him when he was ready to.
'Ha, as if he'd be shy to do that now… Hmm, I wonder what Sasuke's doing right now? Probably raping me in his dreams.' He giggled at the image of Sasuke drooling in his sleep and a little thought bubble above his head with Sasuke doing XXX things to him.
"Enjoying the weather?" a voice suddenly asked behind him.
He jumped to his feet and glared at Sakura as she stood by the staircase. She glared right back and hissed at the blonde when he didn't back away like he used to.
"So you finally grew a back bone, huh?"
"No, I was raised to never fight back unless I was in great danger. But ever since I start the school year here, you've been abusing me and quite frankly I'm tired of it and so are my parents," he said as he glared at her harder.
She pushed off the wall and pulled out a set of leather gloves and pulled them on. "Tsk, listen here, faggot. Sasuke is mine and I will fight you to the death if I have to. So I'm giving you one last chance to back off and to leave this school breathing. If not; there'll be a body bag down stairs to carry you out."
Naruto sighed and bowed to her in respect, even if she didn't deserve it and then took a fighting stance similar to the water style. She glared and punched her knuckles together and took a standard street fighting position. She glared him down, but Naruto looked bored and was not even fazed by her murderous intent. The breeze stilled and she took a step forward launching herself at Naruto, whose eyes widened in fear when he realized his feet were stuck and he heard Sakura's two friends giggling.
She then punched him in the gut and sent him into the gate where he almost fell through. He groaned in pain, but that soon left when his body healed itself and he did a few fast signs and touched the floor the two girls with blue and green hair shrieked in pain as they fazed out of the floor and glared at him as he did another set of hand signs and in a small blast of smoke, he turned from a boy to a very beautiful girl.
"There, this way I don't feel guilty for hitting a girl since I am one as well!" said a slightly higher pitched voice than Naruto's normal voice.
"Fuck! How can you be prettier than me! What the hell are you?"
"I'm Naruto, Uzumaki Naruto and I come from a very proud family bloodline and I don't take kindly to insults from bitches like you!" and with that he jumped on the three of them.
It was hard to tell who was hitting who, what was being grabbed and slapped, but after a few minutes the girls froze hearing laughing coming from one Uzumaki Naruto sitting on the top of the fence laughing at the stupid girls as his female clone puffed into a small bunch of leaves.
"Really; and demons are smarter? I fail to see how? My father always told me that not everyone is as they seem to be and seeing how you all stupidly fought with a clone. I guess you three were on the shallow end of the gene pool." He giggled again before he stood up on the thin wire fence and with a mock bow he fell back and landed safely on his feet just as his cousins came from the school with Kabuto in tow.
"Naruto? I thought you were on the roof?" Temari said, confused looking up at the gated roof top to see Sakura gasp and duck with her friends. "Ah, I see the bitch is still bothering you…"
"I finally had enough, though technically I didn't get into a fight. My clone did!" Naruto grinned as both Sabakus and Kabuto paled. Naruto blinked at them in confusion, but shrugged and walked away.
"Is it me or is it genetically programmed into their DNA to find loop holes and all around be scary without even trying?" Temari asked as the two male demons shrugged their shoulders. "I thought not…"
They walked to the car unaware of the three sets of eyes following them and Naruto.
"Did you see that, Suigetsu-san?"
"Yea… Hey Juugo?" the orange haired teen looked at his short cousin and said nothing. He just looked back up at the school roof and then back at the blonde as he and the three other teens got into the small car.
"… Let's go, we still have to find that human kid," Suigetsu said; a bit pissed that he was ignored by the giant chimera demon.
"We start school Monday since the dean said that the hunter problem was being taken care of. So all we have to do is wait until then. And I'm sure it'll be easy spotting the human."
Suigetsu said nothing as they walked out of the school and to the small apartment his uncle forced them to live in. He hated the man and his cousin seemed to be just like him. But then again he noticed how Juugo paid no mind to his father's outbursts and when he was out in the garden, he just seemed more relaxed to be surrounded by animals.
He looked at Karin as she looked around the streets they were passing and seemed to be nodding her head in acceptance. She looked like your average human: comely, a nice rack and a decent backside. She seemed smarter than most, but he could see the childlike innocence that hung around her. He snorted to himself. his was going to be torture…
Kankuro pulled into the driveway and they all tensed. The front door was broken in on Shukaku's house and there was someone cursing quite loudly inside. Kankuro got out with a snarl, his features morphing as he took on his demonic appearance. Naruto held tightly to Kabuto as the silver scaled mamba coiled itself tightly over the fox child and Temari turned hybrid sitting in the drivers seat, ready to peel out the second Kankuro told them to run. Kabuto was ready for an attack, but when Kankuro didn't come out the house, they got worried.
"Shit… Kabuto, can you drive?"
The snake nodded his head as she got out and pulled out her hidden gun. Being the daughter of a former Yakuza, she had a few hidden tricks that no one knew about. She kept her fox-like ears up in alert, but close to her skull in case it was a hunter. But as she kicked open the door and pointed her gun inside she froze and dropped it. Kabuto was about to start the car and drive away like a madman when she called out in a shaky voice.
"K-Kabuto… C-come here!" The Snake demon looked at her and then got out with Naruto close behind him. They entered the house and Kabuto felt tears well up in his eyes at the sight before him. His teacher, brother and second father was laying on the ground in the Sabakus' living room heavily wounded and Kankuro was trying to treat a few of his more serious injuries as fast as he could.
"Orochimaru-sensei!" he cried running to his side as Temari pulled Naruto in with her and locked the door behind them.
"He was looking for the first aid kit when he collapsed and landed on the table… He's unconscious and these wounds are very serious. They look like hunter marks…"
"So he was trying to hold them off to give me time to get away?" Kabuto asked frantically as he looked at the elder snake demon. He was even paler than he normally was and that was nearly deathly white. "Let me help-?"
"No, you're hands are too shaky, you'll only worsen his condition. I can help though, just tell me what to do and I'll do my best," Naruto said softly to his friend and Kankuro helped him turn the snake on his back.
"First we need to scan his body for any poisons, but I can't control my hands long enough to cast the proper spell-?"
They watched as Naruto's hands glowed a pale purple as he moved both his hands from the snake's head down to his feet, pausing every now and again over his major organs and arteries to make sure they weren't damaged or heavily damaged. Once he was done he opened his eyes and frowned.
"No poisons; he's suffering from his entire left rib cage having been broken, his right femur is fractured, and the muscles in both arms and legs have either been stretched or ripped. I can heal most of this now, but he's going to need medical treatment from the hospital."
"But how-?"
"If I have to say it again I will smack you. I am an Uzumaki. Just have faith in my skills please?" They nodded as Naruto had Kankuro strip Orochimaru to his underwear and he took out a set of latex gloves out. After he had the gloves on he took a set of tweezers and had Kankuro prep a gauze pad with disinfectant to clean up the wounds as he removed the small pieces of glass, debris and arrow heads from the snake demon.
Kabuto sat watching the blonde work with a steady hand, almost a practiced hand like a real doctor, but he was sure that Kyuubi never taught him first aid. Naruto looked at the wounds more closely once Kankuro cleaned them up and he nodded his head as he pulled off the gloves and straddled the snake demon, resting on his knees and holding his hands over his heart. He closed his eyes and concentrated his chakra into his palms.
The chakra was glowing yellow and it pulsed like a heart beat through the snake demon, his fingers twitching as his nerves were being force fed energy to help him start healing on his own. Then the chakra died out, but Naruto switched his hands so that his finger tips hit the major pressure points that surround the heart and in a flash of green chakra he healed the cuts, gashes, and wounds. Naruto opened his eyes, and slid off to the side, tired from feed almost all his energy into the snake demon that was still sprawled out on the floor.
"He's fine. He's going to make it, but he still needs to be checked out at the hospital," Naruto announced, looking dead tired as he let Kabuto check his guardian over.
"You did all this with chakra?"
"Yep! I have limitless chakra, but it does pose a strain on my mind and body. As you can see I'm barely staying awake." Kabuto nodded his thanks and Temari pulled Naruto to rest against her as they watched the snake scan over the older one and smile when he saw that Naruto had even jump started his healing process.
"You are truly amazing, Naruto! Thank you so much!" He hugged the blonde, who in turn whined about germs as Kabuto burst into a fit of uncontrollable laughter. Crying as he did so no less.
"Well, I'm glad I didn't bother checking our house," Arashi said walking into the house and frowning at the sight before him. Kabuto was crying and laughing at the same time as Kankuro was redressing Orochimaru and Naruto was drifting off to sleep in Temari's arms...
"Okay. Orochimaru was badly hurt and on the brink of death, Naruto cleaned him since Kabuto-kun is obviously too much of an emotional wreck to be of any use, Naruto fed most of his chakra into Orochimaru thus jump starting his healing process and keep him alive, but the damage is still pretty severe that he needs to be taken to the hospital. Did I leave anything out?"
"Nope, you got it all, mom. I'm gonna take a nap now, night."
With that his head fell back and a deep snore soon followed. Arashi blinked his son. Was he that tired that he'd snore? And that loudly? He shook his head as he opened the door once more and a pair of EMTs walked into pick up the unconscious snake demon.
"H-how'd you-?"
"Uzumaki clan secret! If I tell you, I'll have to kill you!" Arashi smiled as the EMTs took the snake to the hospital.
"Don't worry, Tsunade will take good care of him, they are friends after all and Dad's there in the truck with him. Now let's get Naruto to bed and calmly explain everything that you know to me, Okay?" Arashi asked as Kabuto nodded, seeming to have finally calmed down.
Temari looked at Kankuro as they began to clean up and said, "Is it me or are the Uzumakis evil little punks?"
"It's scary how Auntie Arashi always seems to figure everything out with only the slights hints…"
"Well, I can tell you that we are pure evil, why on earth do you think your father and uncle fear me so much?" Arashi asked from behind him, scaring his niece and nephew as they set to work. He just giggled to himself and began to hum a soft eerie little tune pausing long enough to say, "You may be a king or street sweeper, but someday soon, you all will be dancing with the reaper." With that he went on singing to himself, ignoring the three frightened teens still cleaning the living room…
"Sir, we've arrived in Konoha. Where shall I take you now?" asked the driver, risking a glance back at the young man sitting in the back seat.
"Take me to the mansion. I will personally go out and explore on my own. No need to draw attention to myself when I want to surprise my blushing bride-to-be." He said softly, looking at the small photo in his hand. Grey-Fox had been kind enough to give him photos of all his friends and a list of all the locations the blonde usually hung out.
"As you wish sir." The driver said and pulled into a large Victorian mansion.
The egg-shell white walls were covered in rich green vines that were dotted with yellow and white roses making him smile. The colors represented him and his beloved so well. He was white for his flowing mane of white hair and yellow for his bride's sun gold hair.
"Master Corvine, there is a local hospital that specializes in demons. Perhaps you'd like to go there first to see if they can donate a few blood packets since it is illegal to hunt and feed from anyone one who is not your consort?"
"Which hospital is this?"
"Konoha Major Medical Center, sir. Their finest doctor is a man named Kazuma Kyuo."
He hummed as he got out of the car. He was tall with long snow white hair sweeping over his shoulders and down his broad back, his long legs taking long, even strides as he walked into the mansion. He was well built and strongly toned from years of intense training, years of perfecting his control and he was now itching to use it on his bride-to-be. He left his consorts at home thinking that he might be able to enjoy the hunt, but since it was illegal and he was not about to have a record and embarrass his bride, he'd go visit this Dr. Kazuma and 'persuade' him into donating blood packets.
'I wonder what my bride's blood tastes like… I bet it's sweet like a fine wine,' he mused walking into his parlor and sitting down to wait for Monday when school began anew. He was not going to let his bride miss a good night's sleep for his selfish impulse; he had waited 22 years so far, one more day couldn't hurt…
COUNTESS FROM TRANSYLVANIA- This is a true story, no lie! I had a history teacher who came from Transylvania and he'd tell us all these cool ass stories about some of the fucked up shit that happened there from Vlad Tepes to your modern serial killers. If I really think about it he's the one who inspired me to write supernatural based stories so as a big shout out from the class crybaby: THANK YOU MR. THORNE!
THE UZUMAKIS- Okay. They were created by Inari as a symbol of peace, they are very much human except for their souls are small bits and pieces of Inari's. Now they are highly skilled ninjas and have passed on those skills on to every generation. But with every generation they all started to develop little quirks. In Naruto and Arashi's case: they both are exceedingly intelligent, both are incredibly gifted and both of them are pure evil when it comes to showing their true colors. Everyone thinks of Arashi as happy-go-lucky and slightly bi-polar whereas everyone sees Naruto as sweet and innocent as a little lamb, but they are far from that. Arashi's a skilled killer and believe it or not, but Naruto is just as skilled. Plus with the added bonus that he's a cross-breed, he's not only beautiful and highly fertile, but he's also very powerful and this will result in powerful off spring. Now a lot of you keep asking why no one knows that Naruto's part demon. This is because the Uzumakis and the Sabakus are very, very, VERY good at hiding this tiny little fact. But pretty soon Naruto won't be able to hide it! His first heat's coming up so that means Sasuke, his 'fiancé' and quite a few other males are going to be head over heels for our foxy female! So Love me: Hate me; Don't you want to kill me? Either way reviews are much loved!
This is the Original. I hope you enjoy it and please read and review.
Alrye.