Disclaimer:I don't own anything or anyone from Artemis Fowl. Nor do I own the first verse from How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Monster you definitely were; I'm sure that I'm not the only one who could testify to that. In fact, I don't know that I've got the most convincing argument of them all.
After all that's happened, I'm not sure if you really are different now; evidence is still hard to gather that you're a better person. Maybe you're better staying the way you've always been before; after all, this new you is even more confusing.
But...
Maybe you're changing, Mr. Grinch.
100 words this time, again. I wanted to do something Christmas-inspired, and I heard the Grinch's song on the radio yesterday, and got inspiration. Hope you all like this; the last verse isn't in the Grinch poem by Dr. Seuss; I just tweaked it a little bit...but yeah. I enjoyed writing this; comments and constructive criticism are always welcome; Merry Christmas!
P.S. I know it's early...but I couldn't resist. :P The Grinch is one of my favorite movies ever...so yeah. Just thought I'd let you know. ^_^