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Preparing for impact not being able to fly, shoot fire or seeing any means without suffering any type of damage. Finn curled himself into a ball preparing to hit the ground. Finally impacting something only to find it to be a soft landing. Opening his eyes to see he had landed on a large Marshmallow Person that has been knocked unconscious. Sliding off the candy person dusting off the debris and sugar off his clothes to be knocked onto his back by an explosion a few feet away. Looking up to see Bubblegum still aiming to kill him. Finn looking around for a place to hide seeing the hole in the ground that Bubblegum created with the blast. Avoiding the deadly fire Bubblegum continued to rain from the sky jumping into the hole to be met with an abnormally large hand grasping his face Finn trying to pry the hand off his face feeling the hand to have 6 fingers.
Grabbing his sword prepared to cut off the hand to have the hand grip harder at his skull, Finn screamed in agony as the fingers dug deep into his flesh piercing it as blood flowed freely down his neck as his head felt as it would explode. Finally the grip loosened only for it to punch Finn square in the jaw sending him flying into a candy house breaking through the walls and continuing to break through the walls to be knocked onto the house next door finally stopping after breaking through the third house having the wall stop him and leave an imprint of Finn upside down. Falling off the wall being thankful that the walls were made of candy so he wasn't hurt that badly. The pain in his head didn't go away though. Letting out a hiss touching his wounds the hand did to him. Getting to his feet moving his tongue to a certain tooth till it came off, spitting it out along with a few blood.
Walking to the hole he made to have his path blocked by a pair of legs the person was tall for only his legs could be seen the person wore no shoes, had brown pants, his skin color was gray. Looking around not wanting to face the person in his condition. Seeing an open window escaping through it to be stopped once outside. Looking up to fully see the person, he was 18 feet tall his hair a clash or bright red and white for his age, had no shirt on as his beard reached his waistline, he had iron rings one on his right arm, 2 on his left and wrist a weird metal head band with a gem on his nose, his left hand contained blood that covered the three rings on his hand, on his right hand there were 4 more rings each of different design.
"Who the he-" Finn's words cut short as he was back handed across his face once more. Hitting the wall turning around to prepare to strike to duck dodging a fist as it impacted the wall. The fist penetrating the wall as cracks spread and the wall collapsed the debris gave Finn enough time to escape running out of the alley.
"Oh, crud. Oh, crud. Oh, crud." Finn two continually spoke.
"What." Finn grunted ripping off pieces of his shirt to bandage up the wound the person did.
"That was Billy, we're so dead, we're...wait what are you doing?" Finn two asked seeing that Finn had stopped in his tracks, slowly turning around. "No, no, you're out of your league." Finn stood his ground his pain being overshadowed by his anger. Adrenaline rushing through his veins seeing as the man that striked down his father slowly come across the street corner.
"Standing to fight I see. A valiant effort, but foolish in the end." Billy told about to take a step to instantly appear in front of Finn in a flash. A fist impacting the ground where Finn once stood, Billy looking to his side to see him skid past his attack, sword raised Finn brought it down. Billy placing his arm to his side to shield him the metal bracelets in his arms blocking the sword edge following it up with a right hook.
Finn using his sword as a shield to have Billy's fist break it in two. Seeing an opening Finn grabbed Billy's hand lifting himself up onto his arm running up to eye level unsheathing his other sword. Billy swinging his free hand to have Finn jump, spinning in the air his sword slashing at Billy's exposed flesh causing small slashes with each spin. Billy seeing an opening taking as much damage to grab Finn's leg crushing it within his grasp.
The sound of Finn's leg breaking to pieces could be heard, sounding similar to crushing a bag full chips. Finn let out a horrid scream that could only be compared to a dying animal. His body going limp and completely stopped, his body upside down, dangling, small droplets of blood falling to the ground. Billy smiled seeing him wounded and unconscious letting him relax a little holding Finn like a hunter would hold his prize. "Got you." Finn spoke, Billy's eyes widened seeing that the boy was still conscious. With all his might Finn plunged the sword into Billy's chest aiming at his heart.
"You..you got him." Finn two spoke surprised and stunned.
"I missed." Finn spoke.
"What?" Finn two yelled horrified.
"Crud." Finn yelled as he was thrown onto the ground with his leg. Before he could recover Billy began a series of assaults continually punching Finn with his fist shaking the very ground they stood on, the ground caved in from the pressure as dirt began to cover the area. After a few minutes of Billy's barrage of punches they stopped. Billy stood over Finn, Finn stayed on the ground his face pummeled and bruised to a disgusting purple his clothes torn and shredded he could smell, taste and feel his blood as the smell of iron began to intoxicate him.
"We're still alive." Finn two asked surprised.
"Nope, we're finished. I managed to save the important organs but I can't move. He broke 5 of our ribs, fractured the skull in 5 ways, *spits * I believe we're done to 15 teeth, and I can't feel the leg he squished so I think that came off during the punching. And I blame you for it." Finn thought coughing out some blood and parts of his liver.
"How is this my fault, I told you he was out of your league." Finn two retorted.
"One, you never trained, if you only did training before I got this useless excuse of a body I could have had a chance. Two, actually that's it, we die for your laziness." Finn told.
"How is that my fault, how can you miss he was right in front of you." Finn two spoke back the conversation interrupted when Billy stepped forward the sword still lunged into him. Grabbing his beard where the sword was stuck in shaking it till it fell off clanking into the floor. "No blood?" Finn two asked. Billy raising his beard to show a giant gaping hole within the center of his chest.
" ...that would have been-wheezing-very useful *cough* information to know." Finn spoke barely gasping out his words. Seeing the sword he reached for it to see his arm bent backwards with bones attempting to break free from the flesh.
"You have a will to fight, I respect that. To think anyone would be foolish enough to attack the place I reside in." Billy told.
"Did you know about this." Finn asked.
"I honestly though he was traveling the world. I had no idea he was here." Finn two told.
"Well what-AAAHHHHHHH." Finn screamed as Billy placed his giant foot on his chest.
"Once done with you, I will deal with the rest of the vermin." Billy told crushing Finn even more under his foot.
"I was a fool to think I can take him, he took my father twice. Damn you, Billy." Finn though beginning to black out from the pain.
"Hey." A voice yelled, looking up to see 15 marauders on the roof tops their weapons at the ready. "Hands off our paycheck."
"Idiots, he's gonna kill you." Finn wheezed out his voice no higher than a whisper for his collapsing lungs giving in. Letting a smile spread across his face lifting his foot off Finn walking towards the marauders.
"It's been a while, come on, I'll take you with my eyes closed and one hand behind my back." Billy told closing his eyes and lifting his arm and putting the other behind him. The marauders faces turning a furious red as they lunged from the roofs some going from behind completely surrounding Billy. A few centimeters away from plunging their weapons into Billy till. "Nothung." Billy yelled the marauder's bodies being sliced apart within a second their different colored blood flying through the air mixing and colliding covering the floor and walls around them. Their bodies fell and Billy stood triumphed. His sword in hand still having his eyes closed and hand behind him at the same time.
"Well that was boring." Billy spoke kicking the head of a marauder away. Finn seeing that attempted to flee to instead face Billy in front of him. "Well, one more to go." Billy told raising his sword the sunlight gleaming off the sword showing his end till a dark shadow covered them both. "What?" Billy spoke before being punch to the ground by a fist the size of a carriage. Finn remained in his spot completely stunned still trying to grasp that he was still alive.
"Hey, Finn." Martin's voice was heard looking up to see the fist was from a Gumball Guardian and on top of it stood Martin. "It worked as you said it would. And who was the guy I punched." Martin asked looking down. Finn still remained there stunned not believing he was actually saved. Martin touching the Guardian's cone, Finn was lifted off the ground and placed on top of the Guardian's head slowly and carefully as possible. "Jeez, Finn what happened to you, wait, I have something to fix that." Martin told, Finn still feeling his entire body in pain till Martin began to drown him by pouring water onto him by using the thought cannon wand to conjure it up. After a few gasping moments for air, Finn got up grabbing Martin by the collar.
"What did you-" Finn stopped seeing that he could stand, all his injuries and pain were gone.
"Magical cyclops tears, buddy." Martin told placing the wand down. Finn walked to the side of the Guardians head then fear returned to his body checking his entire body till he found it the letting out a sigh of relief to still have it. Finn's relaxation was short lived till he was pushed to the ground by Martin the gem slipping from his grasp as it fell to the ground below.
"What did you-" Finn's words cut short again and at the same sentence(look above). Martin stood there his body quivering.
"You seem to have fallen, Finn." Martin spoke struggling to speak attempting to keep a smile as a sword penetrated his chest. Martin's eyes grew wide looking behind Finn. Finn turned around to see Billy with a gashed forehead and spreading down his left eye and mouth. Billy reached out clutching Finn's neck, Finn squirming as he lifted off the ground while Billy attempted to break his neck.
Martin letting out a yell running towards Billy to have Billy simply grab and toss him over the edge falling off the head to his death. Finn still trying to pry Billy's hand off his neck. Billy raising his free hand beginning to strike at Finn's face, ribs, while continuing to try and pop his head like a zit. "Nothung." Billy yelled for his sword. The sound of yelling followed right after, Finn and Billy looking to see Martin holding for dear life till he was close enough letting the sword go.
"Hands off my son." Martin yelled preparing to land a punch to have Billy step to the side missing the punch completely and have his body sliced in half. Martin's blood spilling onto the Guardian's head, his waist dropping organ after organ as Martin's layed on the ground stunned. Billy swiped his sword to have the blood stain the Guardian's head with even more with needless blood.
Finn still onlooking seeing Martin in the ground motionless. Forming a fist that whitened his knuckles with all his might punching Billy square in his face. Billy losing balance stumbling backwards releasing his grip on Finn. Finn falling to his knees coughing in the air he was deprived off for a while. Billy getting his balance once more his face full of rage. Finn looking around for a weapon seeing the wand nearby. Reaching for the wand to have his left arm sliced clean off. Looking up to see Billy standing over him blocking off the sun with his height. Raising his sword aiming towards Finn's neck. Finn still unable to move the pain from his arm being sliced too much to bare and simply stayed still his eyes widening as his life flashed before his eyes.
Billy swinged his sword towards Finn to only graze his cheek coming to his sense looking up to see Martin grabbing Billy's face from behind blocking his view as Martin continued to scratch Billy's face off. Martin continually trying to stay alive as his body began to give in, his vision giving in as his strength left him as well. Billy having enough grabbing Martin and smashing him unto the Guardian's head cracking both Martin's and the guardian's skull from the impact. "HEY." Finn yelled, Billy looking up his face of anger switched to puzzlement. Inches from his face was the star tip of the wand Finn holding it sitting down using his feet to grab the branch using his only good hand to place pressure on his bleeding wound.
"Hands off my father." Finn told pulling on the branch with his legs. Billy about to dodge the attack to feel a piercing pain on his hands. Looking down to see that Martin had pierced his hands with a pair of daggers penetrating them unto the Guardian's head. Martin with a cocky smile still planted on his face coughing out blood while mustering small laughs. Finn concentrated with all his might picturing the one thing he could think off to help him on this issue. The wands' star glowed then turned an abyss black, a stream of eerie green flames shoot unto the sky and the day turned to night as a body began to form. Bones beginning to unite as one as flesh began to grow then stop halfway across the body and face, black mist emanated from the corpse as layer upon layer of green clothing formed around it.
Billy's eyes widening his mouth agape as the creature stood, green flames surrounding it blocking out the sun with his height that thwarted his in comparison. Before him stood the Lich, breathing deeply the fresh air as he breathed out a toxic breath that filled the air. Billy attempting to get out of the snare he was in letting the blade cut through him widening the cut till it was big enough to slid out of. Freeing one hand raising it."Nothung." Billy called for his sword grabbing it as it flew to him about to fight once to have his body immobilized. The Lich grabbing hold of his neck as his veins turned a crimson purple.
Finn trying to contain the wand a little longer as it began to give in, shaking wildly as cracks began to be noticeable on the bark.
Billy still unable to move as the toxic air flowed into him, his body aging at a rapid state, his red hair turning white as snow. Wrinkles began to appear as the color was lost from his eyes and skin. Falling to his knees losing strength with every passing second dropping his sword to the ground. Finn seeing the limit of the wand got up running towards Billy letting the branch go causing the Lich to disappear into nothing. Finn shoving the wand into Billy's chest as the wand went through the hole in his chest. Stumbling backwards his aged body having no strength unable to get a grip falling to his death. Finn quickly touched the ice cream cone of the Guardian's head the Guardian acting quickly the Gumball Guardian beginning to chew one of the gumballs within its head letting out a bubble as it completely covered them all.
At an instant a white light flashed across the land followed by a ball of light that expanded from the ground continuing to grow as it consumed anything it touched the ball of light soon consumed the entire Candy Kingdom continuing to expand once more till engulfing itself as a giant gust of wind began blowing everything away as buildings, trees and landscape were trashed and scattered across the land.
The once proud Candy Kingdom was in ruins to say the least. Where the Candy Kingdom once stood was now a giant gaping hole on the ground. Landscape was scattered across the Grasslands as there seemed to be no sign of living life for miles, everything that once alive was now diminished.
Suddenly the ground began to shake at the center of the hole some dirt and rubble shook as a pink hand pooped out of it. From the ground the Gumball Guardian awoke, its head cracked, it's ice cream cone shattered, as it seemed that one of its arms was dislocated as electricity sparked out of its socket. On top of the head was Finn kneeing next to his father. A peaceful cocky smile planted unto his face, his skin pale as a ghost from the incredible blood loss.
"Gumball Guardian, reset time." Finn yelled. (Authors Note: Yeah they can do this apparently, control space and time and go back in time, don't believe me go look it up, seriously.)
"Unable to comply, orders needed from mother, Princess Bubblegum." The Guardian spoke as its voice began to glitch up a bit.
"Order 90, all in, now." Finn ordered.
"Order doesn't exist." The guardian told, Finn barely realizing that the order was one he made for the other guardian's he didn't know the original so he added a new one to their programming. Finn's hands trembled in rage then stopped feeling a presence looking to the side to find a weapon grabbing one of the blades that was used to impale Billy's hands. Pulling it out turning around to fight to see no one.
"Jeez, Finn, so *cough * paranoid...man." Martin spoke weakly.
Martin, hang on we can,... we can." Finn told looking around seeing nothing but dirt. "We can-" Finn stopped, Martin placed his hand on Finn's head beginning to ruffle up his hair a little opening his mouth to say something to simply let out a small breath, his hand sliding down Finn's face falling to the ground. Finn just knelled there unknowing to him as tears began to stream down his face.
Getting to his senses looking around to see a giant cloth stuck on some metal. Ordering the Gumball Guardian to grab it using it to wrap Martin in the cloth while he was doing that a two different lights shined at his face. Looking towards the light to see it was the gem that had fallen a long time ago along with a gem that was still connected to Billy's skull all the flesh had been incinerated at the blast. Picking the items off the ground, dusting off the Princess' gem while ripping the other gem of the skull.
Finn's hand clutching the gem as it began to glow opening his hand to see it pointing a straight light towards his waist. Moving his shirt to show the Enchiridion as the secret opening opened up and the Princess' gem shrank in size flying into its respective location. Finn looking around seeing of all it took to get one gem not counting Billy's. Making a decision to make things go a little faster if he wished to keep his conscious.
"Alright now, forward." Finn ordered the Gumball Guardian.
"Where to." The Guardian asked. Finn looking far to see the familiar Ice Kingdom close by. "To the Ice Kingdom, to get home." Finn told, the Guardian making its way towards the Ice Kingdom. As it got far past the grasslands another small patch of dirt shook and shifted a lone pink hand grabbed out for dear life as it struggled to get out. Once free letting out deep shaky breaths, her attire completely ruined having bruises and marks across her body. Seeing around to see what has become of her once proud Kingdom. Reaching her pocket thanking Glob it miraculously survived the blast along with herself. Dialing the number picking herself off the ground looking around for anything and anyone that seemed salvageable.
"Yes." Princess Bubblegum spoke. "Something horrible has happened...I'm gonna need all of you...he's dead...yes as well as my entire Kingdom...no my entire life's work has been obliterated." Princes told till she found what she was looking for kicking away the dirt opening a secret passage way going down the flight of twisted stairs. "It was the last humans...no their clones, YES THEM, I'm sorry everything just went bonkers today. And to top it off they apparently did all this for my gem." She told walking into a giant room being thankful her bother was still alive, he let out small whimpers to see that the tree stopped giving him nourishment. She petted his body as she made her way towards another door.
"Yes, if possible everyone, he's making his way towards the Ice King...I don't know but hurry." Princess Bubblegum told, pressing a keypad while punching in the last number, the door opening walking inside hearing her footsteps echo in the room. Flipping a switch to show a secret room with developed weapons, gadgets and a half finished Gumball Guardian sprawled out on the ground waiting for it to be finished and turned on. "Yes, please...thank you, Jake."
Yup just killed off another character, better ease up on that before I kill off the entire cast, I need some sleep, see you in...jeez I don't uh, well if TPP doesn't shut down this site as well as everything else you care for of the internet, two weeks. Don't hold me to this because I will most likely forget.
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