Dear Diary:
So I am finally home, and three very confusing things have happened that I need to inform you about:
1. The castle is almost fully prepared for the wedding, which is scheduled for two weeks from today. However, I found receipts for our honeymoon to the Serenes with a knife through it, and the bride statuette that goes on the cake has no head;
2. While I was gone, my mother somehow procured a book entitled Fantastic Beast Kings and Where to Feel Them, ruining my faith in life for a number of reasons; and
3. The large senatorial council table is now sporting a massive inverted pentagram etched into the wood, surrounded by symbols in the ancient language detailing sacrifice.
I have no idea how to interpret any of that, so I am going to bed. Good night!
Love, Pelleas