A/N: I'm back! I know this is supposed to be completed, but I made up a song that has to do with Twilight, so I had to share it here. It's a really stupid song, but who cares! Disclaimer: I still do not own Twilight. The song is to the tune of Old McDonald.

Chapter 14: Edward Cullen had a Volvo.

A few weeks after the mania of songs we found, I found one more.

"Come here everyone!" I yelled unnecessarily.

"What's the matter love?" Edward ran over to me as everyone else walked in.

"I found one more song, I think it's going to be funny, and I doubt it will insult anyone. Do you want to hear it?"

"Of course!" Alice trilled. I pressed play.

Edward Cullen had a Volvo

V-O-L-V-O

And on that Volvo he had hot wax

V-O-L-V-O

With some hot wax here!

And some hot wax there!

Here some wax, there some wax

Everywhere some wax, wax!

Edward Cullen had a Volvo

V-O-L-V-O

And on that Volvo he had silver paint

V-O-L-V-O

With silver paint here!

And silver paint there!

Here some paint, there some paint,

Everywhere some paint, paint!

Edward Cullen had a Volvo

V-O-L-V-O

"Wow." Edward said when the song ended. "That was a stupid song." Emmett was running around in circles, singing the song to annoy everyone.

"EDWARD CULLEN HAD A VOLVO V-O-L-V-O!" Emmett was screaming at the top of his lungs.

"Oh, gosh, I'm never showing any of you another song again!" I exclaimed

A/N: That's all I swear! Unless I think of another song, or find a new one.