Desuka: I know I am taking long to update but well, you see…it's just the date, then the sleepover, then shopping, then the party, and then Christmas, which will be the finale.
Miki: Desuka STILL doesn't own shugo Chara
Desuka: and the licensed things in this like….brand names and shit like that.
Yoru: Hi!
Desuka: Bye!
~*~
"MIKI DON'T DO IT!" Ran screamed. Miki kicked Ran in the knee.
"Act your age!" Miki shouted, then she kissed Su goodbye and ran out of the house.
MIKI'S POV
As soon as I exited the house I was filled with excitement. Relief too, because now I didn't have to listen to my two airhead sisters for the whole weekend! I will be coming home late tonight, so I probably won't get to see them, and Dia will come pick me up early. Like 6:00. Cause she is a freak. ANYWAY….besides all of that….so there I was walking peacefully towards my super-hot perverted cat like boyfriend and his sexy car in my over exaggerated outfit enjoying ma life.
When I got into the car I sighed happily thinking about what fun life is.
"Goodnight," I turned to Yoru and smiled.
"Yo," Yoru greeted plainly as he pecked me on the cheek. Well not PECK like chicken PECK but, you know a k…kiss. STOP MAKING ME SAY SUCH EMBARESSING THINGS HOHOHOHOHOHOHO…. "Buckle up," Yoru commanded, I nodded happily.
After doing so I shouted, "ONWARD TO THE CAFÉ!"
"I change my mind about that," Yoru said simply.
"WHAT!?" I screamed in his ears.
"GOSH MIKI!" He screamed holding his ears.
"S-sorry," I stammered. He shook his head then turned to me and smiled.
"You'll like this place MUCH better," He winked at me as he started up the car. I sighed and decided not to ask questions he hummed to himself as he drove along the road. He turned on the radio and pressed play. 7 things by Miley Cyrus came on.
"EWWW GROSS!" I screeched. "TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!"
"Um I am kind of occupied right here Miki!" Yoru reminded me that he was driving by turning the corner swiftly, I pressed a button, and Buono came on, "TOO GIRLY! CHANGE IT!"
"Oh come on, My Boy isn't that bad," I said to Yoru. He raised his eyebrows still not taking his eyes off the road.
"NOT THAT BAD? How in any way is My boy not that bad, how in any way is it good?" Yoru complained.
"I like it," I whined.
"And why is that?" He asked me.
"BECAUSE….it reminds me of you," I whispered.
"WHAT!?" He screamed, as he almost crashed into a bus.
"HEY yoru keep your eye on the road you almost crashed into that Bus!" I scolded.
"oh who cares it was from the elderly home anyway! In what way am I like that song?" Yoru complained begging for an answer in his squeaky cat voice.
"WHAT YOU ALMOST KILLED THE OLD PEOPLE!" I yelled at him.
"WELL THEY SHOULDN'T BE OUT AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT ANYWAY!" Yoru complained. Suddenly the song ended and Thanks for the memories by Fall Out Boy came on. As if it were magic I and Yoru completely forgot that we were mad at each other and started singing along.
"I'M GONNA MAKE IT BEND AND BRAKE!" We shouted together.
"Say your prayer but, LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL!" Yoru sang loudly. I giggled and joined in.
"In case god doesn't show…."I sang.
"AND I WANT THESE WORDS TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT BUT IT'S THE WRONGS THAT MAKE THE WORDS COME TO LIFE!" He shouted as he nearly crashed into an orphanage.
"WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?" I joined again, then it was Yoru's turn.
"IF THAT'S THE WORSE YOU GOT BETTER PUT YOUR FINGERS BACK TO THE KEYS!" He sang loudly, as he avoided running over a Hobo. Then we sang VERY loudly……
"ONE NIGHT AND ONE MORE TIME,
THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES,
EVEN THOUGH THEY WEREN'T SO GREAT,
IT TASTES LIKE YOU,
ONLY SWEETER!"
1 hour later…..
"WE MADE IT!" I flopped out of the car exhausted.
"I CANT BELIEVE I GOT A FUCKING TICKET!" Yoru complained.
"It's your fault, you did crash into the ice cream van, and almost injure that kid," I told him, "Your lucky he didn't sue you, ice cream men are always so friendly."
"WELL if you like ice cream men so much why don't you just get an ice cream man boyfriend, and that kid already was injured I mean did you see his face!" Yoru cursed.
"why can't we just have a normal date!? Who taught you how to drive?!" I Complained.
"Some guy, anyway I am an excellent driver I even taught Rhythm how to drive, that's the favor he owed me!" Yoru bragged.
"NOTE TO SELF: NEVER LET RHYTHM DRIVE ME OR ANY OF MY LOVED ONES ANYWHERE!" I noted loudly.
"WAS THAT A NOTE TO YOURSELF OR THE WHOLE OF JAPAN!? CAUSE I AM PRETTY SURE THEY HEARD!!!" Yoru yelled back at me.
"OH SO NOW YOUR MAD AT ME YOU FAT HIPPO!!!" I exploded
"YES I AM MAD! CUZ YOU ARE INSULTING MY DRIVING!"
"THAT'S CUZ I AM MAD!"
"YOU HAVE NO REASON TO BE MAD!"
"YES I DO! ON OUR FIRST DATE MY BOYFRIEND NEARLY CRASHED INTO A BUS FILLED WITH THE ELDERLY, AN ORPHANAGE, AND A HOBO! PLUS, HE DID CRASH INTO AN ICECREAM TRUCK, AND NEARLY INJURED AN UGLY CHILD! WHICH DELAYED OUR WHOLE DATE!" I flew into rage.
"well, at least it was fun," Yoru laughed. I stared at him for a while…. A long, long, long time, for at least 3 minutes, I glared at him for a time.
Then I laughed too.
"We're idiots," Yoru laughed.
"Yeah I know, right? It figures that our first date would be like this!" I laughed.
"Well, Mi-chan," Yoru said as he slung his arm around me and pointed to the building in front of us, "we have arrived!"
"Where is this?" I asked curiously.
"I present to you, the Minamizawa central Japan art museum!" Yoru gave a nice introduction. My whole face brightened up I grabbed his hand tightly and rushed into the museum, dragging him along.
~*~
Ran lay on her pink fluffy bed squeezing her pillow tightly almost drifting off to sleep. When her pretty ring tone rang through her ears she picked up her phone excitedly.
"HIYA!" She screamed.
"Hey Ran, it's Rhythm," The voice on the other end greeted.
"Oh it's you, what do you want, you goose!?" Ran hissed into the phone still mad about the bet.
"Tsk, Tsk, looks like someone is a little cranky about the bet….anyway besides that, my birthday party is cancelled," Rhythm explained.
"WHAT!? WHY!!! I WAS SOO LOOKING FORWARD TO IT! AND SO WAS EVERYONE ELSE IN THE SCHOOL!" Ran erupted over the phone lines.
"You're lucky I have you on speaker or else you would've had to pay for my surgery on my ears," Rhythm whined.
"BUT WHY RHYTHM!?" Ran asked furiously.
"calm down, there is still gonna be a party, it's just only you, Daichi, Temari, Me, and a few of my peeps are going," He explained, now Ran was confused.
"….explain," Ran said slowly.
"Well you see "mummy" wanted to throw the party in Los Angeles, and rent out a villa near the beach," Rhythm explained.
"WAH! FUNN!" Ran squealed.
"No, not fun," Rhythm corrected, "That's way too fancy, and anyways you see since I am so cool and all, I know a guy,"
"Don't we all?" Ran mocked.
"Let me finish!" Rhythm hissed, "Gosh it didn't take this long to talk to Daichi and Temari about this!"
"Shut up," Ran growled.
"Alright, yeah, so this guy….happens to have a sister," Rhythm continues.
"Hey, so do you…..and most of the guys in our school, and in Japan, and in Asia, and in the whole world, a lot of people have sisters," Ran teased.
"YOU JUST LOVE ANNOYING ME DON'T 'CHA!?" Rhythm freaked.
"Oh yeah…..right, right, you were saying something….go on," Ran laughed.
"yes, and this sister owns the coolest club in town, it's called "Frost", pretty cool, eh?" Rhythm bragged.
"Does this have a point Rhythm?" Ran asked restlessly.
"SHE OWNS FROST!" Rhythm screamed.
"Yes, yes, we all know about Frost it's the hottest place in town, not only do you need an ID to enter, you have to be cool, and twenty one." Ran rambled on.
"Yeah….so....you must know what I am thinking now right?" Rhythm laughed.
"You're thinking Arbys," Ran teased yet again, she heard Rhythm scream on the other end in frustration, "No Rhythm….what are you thinking?"
"ME, you, Temari, Daichi, and ma homies, are all gonna go to Frost next Friday night to celebrate my birthday!" Rhythm explained.
"You see Rhythm that is what you should've said the moment I picked up the phone!" Ran yelled harshly.
"It's not my fault your slow!" Rhythm cursed.
"But hey, we aren't twenty one!" Ran gasped.
"Well, well, well, it looks like Ran finally caught on! DUH it's my eighteenth birthday, how did I go from seventeen to twenty one?" Rhythm teased loaded with sarcasm.
"WE CAN'T GO TO A CLUB! We're under-aged! Your mom will freak!" Ran shrieked.
"Ran, Ran, Ran, are you going to turn back into the snotty, bossy, stuck up, older sister Ran, again?" Rhythm asked. That struck a nerve.
"NO!" Ran defended.
"Then, see you at the club!" Rhythm said before hanging up.
"RHYTHM! RHYTHM! OI, RHYTHM!" Ran screamed into the phone but he was already gone, "THE HELL!? DID THAT DIABETIC COW JUST HANG UP ON ME!?"
~*~
Miki and Yoru held hands as they walked through the gallery Miki was bubbling with happiness, Yoru was pleased because he got to see this side of Miki tonight. Although it wasn't much of a date because they barely talked it was another memory to treasure. Miki dragged him around all night until the museum was closing.
At the end of the date, when Yoru was driving her home Miki received a phone call.
"whoever you are, what is it?" Miki answered the phone.
"!" A voice on the other end destroyed her ear drums, they were speaking loud enough to be on speaker.
"YESSSS RAN?" Miki gritted through her teeth.
"THE PARTY IS OFF!" Ran cried.
"ok…." Miki said slowly and confused. Yoru listened in to the convo, since Ran was so loud he could hear from his seat.
"RHYTHMS PARTY!" Ran yelled again. Yoru nearly hit into the homeless center, where the same Hobo was glaring at him from outside.
"WHAT!?" Miki and yoru squealed in Union.
"BUT ITS STILL ON!" Ran screamed. Yoru nearly hit an old woman.
"WHAT!?" They screamed again.
"Hold on sis," Miki said, as she slapped Yoru upside the head. "PAY ATTENTION! THAT WAS THE SECOND TIME YOU ALMOST HARMED THE ELDERLY!"
"I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY THEY ARE OUT AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT!" Yoru complained.
"That isn't the point, the point is, they are out at this time, and you have to be aware!" Miki squealed.
"It isn't as easy as it looks, you know MIKI!" Yoru started an argument.
"O HOHOHOHO," Miki laughed, "I BET I CAN DRIVE TEN TIMES BETTER THAN YOU, HONEY!"
"WELL BRING IT ON, BABE!" Yoru hissed.
"Fine PULL OVER LET ME DRIVE, SWEETIE!" Miki commanded.
"SURE THING, DARLING," Yoru said as he pulled over roughly.
"I AM STILL ON THE PHONE!" Ran yelled.
"TTYL sis, wait no actually, TTYAH, TALK TO YOU AT HOME, BUY!" Miki ended the conversation as she hung up the phone. She then switched spots with Yoru.
"I can see the headlines now: Young student, HINAMORI MIKI, ran over six policemen, one prostitute, and five mermaids, last night in the mid town area heading towards the train station." Yoru said in his reporter voice.
"mermaids, Yoru…really?" Miki asked rolling her eyes.
"Just making it more interesting," Yoru grinned. Miki started up the car placed her foot on the pedal she stomped on it a few times for effect she put her hands on the wheel and glanced at Yoru.
"You might want to buckle up, dear." She said sweetly, he rolled his eyes and did so. Miki smirked and drove the car at light speed, she over took many taxis, never once ran a spotlight, she never exceeded the speed limit, and best of all she didn't traumatize any hobos or elderly. When they got to another traffic light, she ended up right beside, and ice cream truck, she glance at Yoru, then at the truck. She rolled down her window and waved to the man. Yoru's mouth hung open.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" He shrieked.
"You said, and I quote "WELL if you like ice cream men so much why don't you just get an ice cream man boyfriend," so, I am doing what you told me too," She giggled. Then the light turned green, she winked at the ice cream man before driving into the moonlight.
MIKIS POV
All was good until, the police stopped us. My heart skipped a beat, and I became very nervous. This big Chinese looking man tapped on the window, I gulped and rolled it down. I turned on my charisma.
"Is there a problem?" I asked sweetly.
"Yes….." The man paused to look at his partner, he took out a note pad and flipped through it, "Yes, mam, I am afraid there is a problem, uh…this car license plate number: XXXXXX, (A/N: couldn't think of one) was seen by seven pedestrians coincidently damaging a bus full of elderly and nearly running over an elderly women not to long ago." He looked at me now. I made a really convincing confused face.
"Really? Officer, you must have the wrong car, I would never-" I began but was cut off.
"SEVEN different pedestrians spotted a car that was this brand, this color, this design, with the same license plate number, harming elderly and vagrants, all in one night." The man rudely interrupted he looked at me seriously, "Although, I must commend you, you are a very charming actress, but I have dealt with your type before and so help me god if I find out you two are up to something, I will make sure you're put in your place,"
"Y-yes officer," I stammered, he did it….he broke through my outer "cool" wall.
"I am letting you off with a warning now because, no one was harmed during these events, and they are in good condition, and do not have enough financial security to sue you, BUT, if I ever see you doing this again I will bring you downtown for further investigation, understand?"
"Yes officer….." I began reading his name tag, "Phillips?" I said confused, all these damn foreigners.
"You got a problem with my name, mam?" He asked briskly, it sent shivers down my spine.
"I don't feel any particular way about it." I said calmly.
"Trying to act cool again, huh?" He asked, his partner laughed in the back. WHATS SO FUNNY BIG NOSE?! YOUR REFLECTION!?
Fail Miki. Fail. That dis was a total fail.
Who said that?
They Yoru in your head.
Oh….well, go away.
Okay.
"Oh yea, one more thing mam," Officer "Philips" said to me.
"Yes?" I asked politely.
"I am gonna need to see your license," He said. The inside of me went blank.
"My w-what?" I asked twitching.
"Your license, mam," Officer Philips asked getting suspicious.
"OOOO YES! MY LICENSE! Y-YORU SHOW THE MAN MY LICENSE!" I squeaked. Shit…..I am acting suspicious, lower your voice Miki, lower it, "come on yoru show him," Okay my voice was WAYYY to deep just now, I sounded like a man! Officer, his partner, and Yoru all raised their eyebrows.
Yoru handed me a license I handed it to the officer. He inspected it looked at it then sighed.
"This is his license," Officer Phillips sighed indicating to Yoru.
"YORU WHY DID Y-YOU D-DO THAT MYLICENSE, YORU,MY LICENSE, HAHAHAHAHA….SILLY BOY." I squealed again, okay lower it just right Miki not too much, "go on, get my license,"
FAIL.
YOU'RE NOT HELPING!
It took Yoru a whole lot of rummaging to finally pull out another license and he handed it to me , without a second though I gave it to Officer Phillips. Officer Phillips took one look at it and shook his head before flinging it back at me.
I looked at it, it was Yoru's license again, but using a sharpie pen he gave himself boobs, and long hair.
"Yoru, WHY!?" I yelled, slapping him for the second time tonight.
"We were gonna get caught anyway! I thought why not have fun with it?" Yoru shrugged. I sighed and looked at Officer Phillips, he wasn't happy.
"DO YOU KNOW, the penalty for driving without a license, mam?" He asked me. I gulped and shook my head.
"90 days in prison,"
I am in some deep shit.
--
Desuka: aww…it's yal's first date!
Miki: It's terrible!
Yoru: Terrible….but funny.
Desuka: Yeah it is pretty funny.
Miki: HOW IS PRISON FUNNY?
Desuka and Yoru: -shrugs-
YORU: R&R