AN: Okay, so you just stop spamming NOW, DRAGONHUNTER, or I WILL CALL THE POLICE! What are you even talking about, AND WHAT THE FUCK IS A SQUICK? SPEAK ENGLISH, STUPID! You're just a poser fucker and yeah, Harry Potter is stupid! Only dumb people like it! It's for little kiddies! I saw the movies! What the hell is up with it? Only losers like you and my brother Benjamin like Harry Potter. ANIME AND NARUTO IS BETTER THAN WESTERN SHIT SO GO AWAY, YOU DUMMY! AND I KNOW MY CHARACTER'S NAME IS RONAN! Besides, you're a Christian so your opinion doesn't matter. Anyway, I don't care what you think! Oh, yeah, and my story doesn't have plot holes! THE STORY IS ABOUT RONAN AND HIM LOVING SAKURA AND SEXY TIMES! SEE, DOES THAT HAVE PLOT HOLES? AND HEY, YOU! JUST GET THE FUCK OFF, OTAKU! YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT, TROLL! I AM 13 AND MY GF IS REAL SO GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!

Okay, so anyway, I had the worst night out. Remember when I said I went out to Vietnamese? Well, I bumped into Katie and her parents there and then everybody started to talk and they found out that we were having sex, so now we're grounded! (Maybe because I posted about my shenanigans on the internet where everybody can fucking read it?) MY MOM SAID THAT SHE IS TAKING AWAY MY ALLOWANCE AND THAT I'M NOT MATURE ENOUGH TO HAVE SEX SO NOW I'M IN MY ROOM ALONE DOING NOTHING FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND! (When masturbation loses its fun, it means I'm fucking lonely.) She is ABUSING ME AND so is my BROTHER BENJI. HE AGREED WITH HER AND HE CAME INTO MY ROOM AND TOOK BACK HIS, OR RATHER MY, PLAYSTATION 3! WHAT THE FUCK!? THAT IS MINE, YOU ASSHOLE! Well, at least my dad and other bros (Landon and Matthew) are being really supportive and my dad said that my mom was being harsh, that boys like sex and should have it, and that Katie was very attractive too. Yep, I was not creeped out by that last thing he said. That one about finding his son's girlfriend attractive. Not one bit creeped out at all. And, all my brothers except for Benji (loser) all gave my high fives SO THERE. FUCK YOU, MOM AND BENJI! HAHA! ALL MY FRIENDS AND INTERNET PEOPLE SEEING THIS... I BET THEY WILL CALL SOCIAL SERVICES ON YOU GUYS!

Um, anyway, so here's the next chapter. It's really long and it'll prove to you fuckers that I'm a gotdamn great writer and you can all fuck off! By the way, it's really exciting and things get crazy!

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CHAPTER 14: THE NEXT CONCERT

HE RAN AT ME AND ROARED, "I WILL KILL YOU, bitch!" And then I said, "NOBODY CALLS ME A FUCKING BITCH! NOT YOU, NOT ANYBODY, YOU FUCKING FAG! YOU ARE GONE, DICK SUCKER!" And then, all of a sudden, I TURNED INTO MY GIGANTIC BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON FORM AND I BLEW MY FIERY BREATH AT HIM AND HE WAS BURNT TO DEATH BUT HE GOT UP FROM IT AND SAID, "YOU LOSE!"

"WHAT THE FUCK? NO! YOU LOSE, OIDIPOT!" I SAID. (Wait, what the fuck is a Oidipot, you ask? Well, whatever, you motherfucker! Because I am an awesome Gary Stu, I can make up new insults on the fly, you Oidipotic fag-ended flamer! Suck my fuck!) And then, Taliana said, "No! He is right! You lose! Join us on the bad side!" AND I DID because my secret ancient Japanese spirit inside me grew out and showed how evil it is by killing a cat. (Cats drool, and dogs rule, fuckers! LOL!) "YES! MUWAHAHAHA! I HAVE POWER! I AM EVIL! HAHAHA!" my ancient Japanese spirit roared. (Wait, did I just fucking admit that I lost because some dumb bitch said so?)

"NO! NO! NO! YOU CAN'T!" SCREAMED SAKURA AND MANDY, BUT Taliana teleported them away and they landed in the middle of the ocean.

"I STILL LOVE THEM, YOU CUNT!" I screamed and blasted her with blackness and she blew up. Anyway, it was the next day and everybody was being cool at Madara's lair. We were all smoking and shit. Madara had just gotten lots of henchwomen and they were all sexy and lesbian and whenever I clapped my hands, they would all have sex with each other for me. One day, I had gotten so horny. They all sucked my dick in a row. "Mmm... It's delicious! Master, cum on us please," one of them said."I came and it flooded the room. They all drank it.

The next morning, I got a call from Shizahu, my manager. She said that I had another concert and so I did. I went on stage on top of the Hollywood sign and everybody was there but they didn't know it was an evil plot by me, Taliana, and Madara.

"HELLO, EVERYBODY! WELCOME TO THE SHOW! YOU ALL HAVE GOOD TASTE! ANYBODY ELSE WHO ISN'T HERE HAS SHIT TASTE! NOW, LET'S ROCK OUT WITH OUR COCKS OUT, BITCHES!" And I began to sing.

"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
MY DICK IS LIKE A BIG FAT ROCKET!
AND YOUR PUSSY'S LIKE A HOLE
AND I FUCK YOU HARD
AND I'VE GOT A HUGE POLE!"

I went on to play my guitar solo and all the girls in the audience started to drip from their cunts and it started to make a pool of pussy juice below the stage so I dived in and then all the girls jumped on me and sucked my dick and I came and then went back onstage and kept playing.

"FUCKING SLUT!
YOU UGLY WHORE!
YOU HURT MY HEART!
YOU FUCKING BITCH!
JUST DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! FUCK YOU!" I sang.

"THANK YOU, EVERYBODY! GOOD NIGHT!" I said.

And then, I went to sign autographs. "OH MY GOT, RONAN! I LOVE TITTY MONSTA! WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH! YOU'RE SO FUCKING HOT! PLEASE AUTOGRAPH OUR TITS!" they said. I said, "As long as you both kiss." "Oh, okay! We're lesbians!" they said sexily, so they fucked right in front of me. Then I said, "Take these whores backstage." And they did. There were twelve groupies and Taliana waiting.

"Mmm, yeah. Let's fuck," Taliana said seductively in her deep, yet feminine voice. I was so hard that my cock ripped through my tight pants.

"SO BIG!" yelled one of the skanks. And they all raced to me and began to suck it a lot.

"Oh my Got, it tastes so good! More! More! More! Please, give us more!" So I did. I fucked all of them, impaling them on my cock. I fucked them so hard that the room had blood all over it. Oh, yeah, and Taliana made them suck her tits and they did. They sucked them hard and then she squirted milk and it covered the girls. And then, I came right while I was fucking them with a spiked metal dildo that was double-headed and went into their cunts and butts at the same time. They loved it, those dumb hoes. And then they were all stretched out so they all started to fart and queef when they left.

"Mmm... Fuck yeah, Ronan! We love you!" they said. The farts came from them and they all touched my muscles as they left. I smelled around, and it smelled sexy. I got a boner and brought Taliana's head down to my huge dick and gave her a facial and then Taliana said, "IT IS NOW TIME, RONAN!" And so it was obviously fucking time already and we both went onstage.

Then, all of a sudden, a huge piece of thunder came down! It electrocuted everybody and they all died, except for Taliana. "Oh my Got, I didn't mean for this to happen! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!" she roared. "I didn't either! It's so sad! Oh well..." I replied. And then, Madara showed up but then a huge lightning banged the sky (like I bang Sakura) and so did thunder, and then...

I STABBED HIM! HE BLED AND WAS STABBED! "NOOOOOOOOO! WHAT IS THIS!? THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE, YOU FREAKY MAN!" he said, and then he blew up in a black,cloudy smoke! "Why did you do that to the master, Ronan!?" Taliana asked."BECAUSE I AM A DOUBLE-AGENT!" And then, Sakura came from behind Taliana and slapped her and then they fell into the muddy pussy juice pool below the stage and started to fight.

"No, you don't, you fucking bitch skank whore ass!" they said simultaneously and they rolled around. "I LOVE RONAN!" said Taliana.
"NO, I LOVE HIM!" said Sakura.

"I LOVE YOU BOTH. LET'S GO!" I said.

"BUT I CAN'T!" said Taliana. "I am EVIL and so are you!"

But then, Madara showed up. "You are evil. It is your destiny, Ronan! Muwahahahahahahaha!"

"NO! NO! NOOOOOOOO!" I shouted as I teleported to the dojo.

The next day after teleporting to the dojo, I was tired and didn't know what to do. Sakura was there and she said, "I love you! You aren't evil."

But I said, "I am kind of evil." And she said, "Okay. Kind of evil is sexy. Bad boys are hot! Fuck yeah!" We fucked. I fucked her so hard that my dick went into her stomach and she barfed on me because of it. It was so sexy but gross

"What the fuck, bitch!? Why'd you do such a sexy thing?" I said as I hotly slapped her face. She said it was because she loved me, but then I saw TALIANA STANDING IN THE RAIN.

"I HATH COME TO KILL SAKURA!" Madara said.

"NOOO! I CAN'T JOIN! I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM SO POWERFUL AND GREAT!" I replied. But then, Madara screamed, "JAKE! YOU MUST KNOWETH SOMETHING! TALIANA! SHE IS THOU MOTHER!"

"What!? How is this possible!? NOOOOOOOO!" I yelled, and, "RAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!" I screamed. "YOU OIDIPOT!" So as it turns out, my ability to invent insults on the fly is actually foreshadowing in disguise. And again, who the hell is Jake?

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AN: Okay, so that's Chapter 14. It's really good, right? OH YEAH, hey! Thanks, DANNY FOR THE REVIEW, AND GO AWAY, YOU OIDIPOTIC FLAMERS!

Jimmy's Note:

Oidipot - /'i dē pɒt/ [Gr. Oedipus Οἰδίπους, the mythical king; Eng. idiot, a dim-witted person] noun.

1. a slow-witted person who (usually) has amorous and/or sexual relationships with his own female parent; motherfucker.
2. people who criticize Jake Tanner, the awesomest fanfic writer in the universe; flamers.

Example: It's kinda ironic that Ronan himself is actually an oidipot.

oidipotic, adjective.
oidipotically, adverb.