CHAPTER 13
Rangiku Matsumoto

1. How big are your breasts? My God, they're huge!

Rangiku- *she looks down* Well… To tell the truth… I'm not really sure.

Me- *blinks* What about bras? What size are they?

Rangiku- *tilts her head* What are bras?

Me- *face palm*

2. Do you consider yourself a little bit of a nudist?

Rangiku- *she crosses her arms* Of course not! Why would anyone think that?

Me- Well… You do kind of expose half of your boobs to everyone…

Rangiku- *pouts* I can't help it! They don't make kimonos for my kind of cleavage!

Me- *rolls eyes* Of course. Blame the makers of the shihakushos.

3. Any special someone?

Rangiku- *she blushes* W-Well…

Me- *gasps* Spill girl!

Rangiku- *she blinks* Why should I?

Me- *shrugs* Because we're girls! We're supposed to gossip! *giggles*

Rangiku- *she sighs* It's a childhood friend, let's put it at that…

4. Would you ever get with Ichigo? Even for a one-nighter?

Rangiku- *she barks out a laugh* Ichigo? Please. He can't handle me. *smirks*

Me- *raises an eyebrow* Oh really?

Rangiku- *she nods* If he can't handle Yoruichi when she showed him her human form that time, and he gets all flustered, how in the world is he ever going to have a sex life?

5. Who is the biggest "stick in the mud" in your opinion?

Rangiku- *she ponders* Hmmm…. I think either Yamamoto or… Momo…

Me- *raises an eyebrow* Momo? Why Momo?

Rangiku- *she shrugs* All she did was follow Aizen around. Now that he left, she's been depressed and not wanting to do anything… *she sighs softly* I feel sorry for her sometimes.

6. Would you trade captains with Nanao?

Rangiku- *she blinks* Trade with Nanao? Sure Captain Kyouraku may drink like me… But there is no way I would want to trade with her… *she shudders softly* I may be a pervert, but I do have standards.

Me- *she winces* Ouch. You know, I think Nanao and Captain Kyouraku will be a couple one day.

7. Have you and Gin ever done anything pass the friendship level? Actually, are you in love with him?

Rangiku- *she blushes slightly* Why all these questions about my love life…?

Me- *shrugs* It's what my readers want. And what my readers want, they get. *grins and points behind the door* For example: AizenSosukeLovesByakuyasama wanted to rape Sosuke. *giggles* And guess what?

Rangiku- *she pales slightly* I don't think I want to know…

8. What's one of your funniest drunk stories?

Rangiku- *she leans back and laughs* Probably when Izuru and I got drunk when he came to apologize and Shuhei came in and got drunk with us, and somehow those two ended up in their underwear.

9. Is Gin really gone? *pouts*

Rangiku- *she frowns softly and shrugs* I don't know… The last time I saw him was after he tried to steal the Hogyoku away from Aizen… I was taken back to the Soul Society so I don't know it he was ever healed or not… *she murmurs softly, looking sadly to her hands*

Me- *she smiles softly* I think he's alive somewhere. He just needs time and I'm sure he'll be back! *she says with a smile*

Rangiku- *she looks up to her* You think so?

Me- *she nods and grins* Yup! You just wait!

10. Is Kira like a son to you? He always seems to follow you around like a little lost puppy...

Rangiku- *she chuckles softly* I guess so. Who do you think taught him to drink?

11. Okay! Drinking battle! Who would be the last person conscious in a drinking battle between you, Ikkaku, Renji, Yumichika, Shunsui, Kenpachi, and Hisagi? Notice you're the only woman and so a lot would be riding on your shoulders to prove women are better at it... So... WHO is THE Strongest Drinker?

Rangiku- *she ponders for a moment* Ohhhhh….. That's a hard one….I'd have to say Captain Kyouraku, since he's the oldest and has probably been drinking the longest.

Me- *she raises an eyebrow* Really? What about the rest?

Rangiku- *she grins and waves a hand* Pshhhh. They don't hold a candle to me!

12. Does Hitsugaya have mommy issues? If so do you fill that missing role in his life.

Rangiku- *she blinks* Me? Like his mother? *she barks out a laugh* Oh please! He acts more like my father! *she grumbles a bit and crosses her arms* He always wakes me up to do paperwork and takes my sake away…

13. What was the most fun thing you did while boarding at Orihime's place before the Winter War? Did you play board games with Hitsugaya?

Rangiku- Oh! My favorite thing to do was watch TV there! It's fascinating to see all the channels and shows on there! *she says with a grin* We don't have TVs in the Soul Society so it's a treat to watch TV while in the living world!

14. Do you think Hitsugaya and Karin Kurosaki would make a cute couple? What would happen if Ichigo found out about it?

Rangiku- *she blinks* …..Karin is his sister right? Doesn't she call him an elementary schooler?

15. Have you ever pet Gin? Since they say he's a fox?

Rangiku- *she flashes her teeth in a smirk* Ohhhh…. I've petted him alright.

Me- O_O*has nosebleed*

16. Have you ever flashed Hitsugaya just to see his reaction?

Rangiku- *she gasps then grins* That isn't a bad idea! I need to try that one day!

Me- *face palms*

17. If you could be stranded on an island with either Gin, or sake, which would you choose?

Rangiku- *she pouts* Awe! Why just one! It's a great combination! Get drunk then have amazing drunk sex with Gin? Yes please!

Me- *she chuckles and shakes her head* I should have known. But what would you choose?

Rangiku- *she smiles softly* Gin of course! I can live without sake, but sex? You've got to be joking!

Me- *she chuckles softly* I see. So Gin then.

18. Have you ever seen Gin with his eyes open?

Rangiku- *she nods* Plenty of times. They're such a pretty powdery blue~ Like mine! *she said with a giggle* We'd have pretty babies~

Me-*eye twitches* Yeah... Pretty babies...

19. Do you attend lieutenant meetings drunk?

Rangiku- *she ponders* Well… I think one time I woke up in my office and Shuhei was there… He said I tried to tackle Izuru saying he was Gin because of his eyes.

Me- *she laughs* Nice job.

20. Have you ever had sex with any of the captains/lieutenants while you were drunk?

Rangiku- *she blushes* Maybe once or twice….

Me- Gin?

Rangiku- *she grins* You know it!

Gin- *he comes in with a raised eyebrow* You aren't talkin' about our sex life again, are ya Rangiku?

Rangiku- *she blinks then looks back to him* GIN! *jumps up and drags him away* We have a lot to catch up on mister!

Gin- *shouts as he's being dragged away* No! Not the bondage again! I swear I won't run away again!

Me- *cringes* Well…. Guess I'll move onto the next one…

OMG GUYS. I am so sorry it took what... a freakin year to update? I'm a senior in high school now and I never imagined my final year to be so busy! So I haven't worked on my fanfics AT ALL since August, and for that I'm so sorry! So now... our next chapter will be for... *drumroll* Our main man, Ichigo Kurosaki! So send me your questions in your reviews! And remember, I need 20!