Rinoaterra: I agree. All Takechi does is stand around, and say, "I'm not a lolicon. I'm a feminist". He doesn't even like to fight (I'm kind of wondering why he joined the Kiheitai)!
Dear Fanfiction writers,
I am saddened that I get very little attention, but it doesn't stop me from laughing. Ahahahahaha! Anyway, I understand that I don't appear in the anime very often, but for the sake of life, it seems that I'm more forgotten when it comes to Fanfiction! Ahahahahaha! Even when authors write stories that're set in the Joui war, they almost never include me, despite me being part of the Joui four! Ahahahahaha!
However, most of the fics that do have me as a primary character, I'm paired with Mutsu. Fanfiction authors, I only love Oryou, so it's almost impossible for me to change my feelings for her, and fall in love with Mutsu. Besides, Mutsu's probably not interested into dating, and stuff like that, so it's very unlikely that she would fall for me, anyhow.
But other than that, everyone forgets about me. Over 90% (At least, that's what I'm assuming) of the stories in the Gintama archive don't include me, not even a cameo! My name is mostly mentioned, but that's not saying much! Come on, I'd appreciate it if you actually added me in some of your stories. Don't worry about not getting reviews, just please at least add me in your story once in a while!
Wow, I just realized that I barely laughed in this letter. Ahahahahaha! Guess I was so upset, that my laughter died out! Ahahahahaha!
Sincerely, Sakamoto Tatsuma
P.S. Tell Kintoki I said "hi"!
Hope you enjoyed Tatsuma's "letter"! :)