Akatsuki Pro

Drake: Well, I guess Itachi didn't like the last chapter

Pein: He didn't, in fact I believe he asked if he could trap you in the Tsukiyomi

Drake: Ah, well, tough crackers, I'm the author and what I typo goes.

Pein: Indeed.

Chapter 14: Midday celebrations

Itachi awoke four hours after his punishment, feeling alright, in fact, he felt quite good. "I'm sorry!" he heard the leader yell, "Look! I was drunk-Ow!" the sound of a loud thud was heard. "Konan! I overreacted! But he's fine now! You healed him! OW!"

Itachi was faintly amused that Konan was punishing Pein for his punishment, sitting up he saw he was in his room, he yawned and stretched, opting to stay in bed for the rest of the day and listen to leaders yells of pain.

Meanwhile!

Pein was feebly shielding his head with his arms as Konan held a rolling pin over her head, "Are you crazy? What if you killed him?!" she hit Pein again.

"How many sorrys," And Bruises "Am I going to have to say before you stop!?" he yelled.

Hidan, Kisame and Kakuzu were just off to the side, sitting on the couch and watching as their blue haired only female member beat the ever loving shit of their 'fearless, powerful and undisputed' leader.

"Till I feel you've said it enough!" Konan replied.

"Uh…Tobi thinks Konan-sempai should stop hitting leader-sama…" Tobi shifted, his shoulders tense, "Before I devour your soul!" everyone stopped and gave Tobi a strange look, "I mean, before Leader-sama gets brain damage." he stammered.

"Let him, he could use a good beating in the head," Hidan grinned from his spot on the couch, "Jashin knows he needs it."

"Jashin can kiss the darkest part of my ass!" Tobi mocked darkly.

"What did you say you little shit?!" Hidan snarled towards the masked member.

"Tobi said Jashin can…do everything?"

"That's what I thought!" Hidan huffed and turned back to watching Pein being beat.

Deidara, who was still sleepy, was face flat on the table and sleeping away, Kakuzu was of course counting his real money, they all decided today was going to be relatively relaxing.

That is until there was a knock on the door. "Tobi will get it!" Tobi bounced over to the door and opened, "Yes?!"

"Hn, Let me in," with that, Sasuke Uchiha pushed passed Tobi and entered the Akatsuki abode, "Orochimaru is acting weird, figure I would stay with my only living relative." he explained idly, when Hidan opened his mouth to protest he silenced him with a Uchiha glare. Making Hidan freeze.

"And do you," Pein straightened himself out, Konan was putting the rolling pin back and had stopped beating Pein, "Think we will really just allow you to stay here?"

Sasuke nodded, "Yeah, I know you will, cause I have something you want," he pulled the Akatsuki ring from his pocket, "You get this if you allow me to stay here for a few, oh and if Karin calls, tell her I'm not here…in fact, I'm not in the country." with that, he stalked off further into the base.

"Great…one Uchiha brat is enough, the last thing we need is two." Hidan muttered.

"The Uchiha own Jashin bitch!" Tobi roared

"The hell did you say?!"

"Tobi said nothing Hidan-sempai, are you sure you're not hearing things?"

Hidan glared, then stalked off back to his room, muttering something about heathens and sacrifices.

"Well…are we going to allow that little Itachi to stay here?" Kakuzu asked.

"He gave us back our ring, I think we should give him the benefit of the doubt that he won't kill us in our sleep." Pein replied, then added "But if he tries, I'm gonna have Tobi posted nearby, just in case."

"I will help him burn the bodies! Muahahahahaha" everyone gave Tobi more strange looks, "Uh…why is everyone staring at me like that?" he asked innocently.

Konan shook her head, then smiled at the masked man, "Tobi, wanna help me make cookies?" she asked kindly.

Tobi bounced up and down, "Yes Konan-sempai! Tobi wants to help!" with that, the two went into the kitchen to make cookies, leaving Kakuzu and Pein alone.

"So…does Konan always have such power over you?"

"I don't hit girls."

"And you call yourself a ninja."

"I'm a ninja with standards!"

"Weak standards apparently."

"I have no qualms about hitting you."

"…" Kakuzu nodded, "I'll shut up now."

End of chapter 14

Drake: Haha, this reminds me of that thing that happened to three years ago.

Pein: That was?

Drake: Well, I was reading this story about a masked man who has split personalities…I can't help but feel my Tobi stemmed from there.

Pein: I don't care, now review you nice readers! So Akatsuki may continue to show you all how Halo is really played!