Hi, Jolly here, thanx for all the fab reviews everyone, after this chapter,
this fic might not get up-dated for a while, cos a) I'm going back to
school, boo hoo. b) Cos I forgot what happens at the end of the Wizard of
Oz and need to watch it again and make notes. The first time I watched it,
I couldn't be bothered to watch the end of it, so I need to see it again
and fit it in with doing my homework, how mean. Yeah, here's the story now.
Disclaimer- Don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Wizard of Oz. (Or I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!)
On with the next chapter-
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(Backstage)
Otogi- Fine Weevil, I finished all the tasks you asked me to do, except for the wear a humiliating costume one, cos I'm on soon and I won't be able to get changed back into this costume quickly enough. Oh yeah, you know your name, is a real bug, well that bug is also called a snout beetle, so neh, you've got a dumb name.
Weevil- How dare you insult my name! I will torture you now. *Shoves Otogi into the middle of an Australian rainforest*
Otogi- *Shouting* I'm a Yu-Gi-Oh character, Get Me Out Of Here!
Weevil- Ha ha, now you have to spend the night with my best friends, the bugs. *Dumps 9,000,000,000 bugs on Otogi's head*
Otogi- I am so gonna sue you for this.
Mokuba- My Big Brother isn't as mean as you.
Weevil- Do you wanna join him?
Mokuba- Nope.
Weevil- Oh well, you can anyway. *Dumps Mokuba, Isis, Bandit Keith, Rebecca, Rex, Panik and Kimo with Otogi in the middle of the Australian rainforest* This is fun, now they have to face the Bush Tucker trial. To hang up side down from the tallest tree, while having bugs poured on top of them and wolves trying to eat them, this is fun, let's ask the rest of the people in this room, who should stand trial.
Rishido- *Turns over a 'Weakest Link' style board with name on it* Rebecca
Pegsy- *Turns over board* Mokuba
Bonz- *Turns over board* Bandit Keith.
Tsunami- *Turns over board* Otogi
Croquet- *Turns over board* Rex
Tea- *Turns over board* Isis
Cecilia- *Turns over board* Panik
Grandpa- *Turns over board* Kimo
Weevil- Okay then, you all voted for different people, but seeing as there is one person left, it's up to you Shadi.
Shadi- Too busy playing PKMN Crystal, but seeing as I wanna make Otogi suffer, I vote him. *Turns over board* Otogi.
Weevil- Ha, so it's you Otogi, what do you have to say.
Otogi- I hate you Weevil.
Weevil- Good for you, now for your punishment-
Backstage announcement- On in a few minutes, and get those people back from Australia, we need em soon.
Weevil- *Muttering* Spoil my fun why don't you, well seeing as they're stuck there, lets punish them some more later.
(Audience)
Yami B- *Still playing Fib finder with Yami Y* Right, my turn to pick up a card *Picks up card* All right! Make up your own question. Hmm, let me see, do you like eating potatoes, no, that's a useless question, can somebody help me please? I can't think of a question.
Yami Y- It doesn't matter what question you ask, I can't lose, one more right answer and I've won, one more wrong answer from you and you've lost, just admit it, I can't lose, I beat you before, and I'll beat you again.
Yami B- Wanna bet? Right, seeing as no-one is helping me, I'll ask, erm, who do you like best out of this audience group?
Yami Y- You idiot, I can only answer questions yes and no and now you have wasted the question, I can just answer anything, so I say, no.
Yami B- But that makes no sense at all.
Yami Y- Neither does your question.
Yami B- Does to.
Yami Y- Does not.
*Continue like that for ages*
Jolly- *Ignoring them* Now for the new 'Shadi Shoes' victim. Ray from Beyblade! *Ray appears* Also, I will bring the best character from Beyblade, Kai, in, cos I want to. *Kai appears*
MDA- *Goes into some sorta trance* Kai Kai Kai Kai Kai Kai Kai Kai Kai Kai Ray Kai Kai Kai Kai Kai Kai Kai Kai Kai Kai.
Kai- Hmph *Folds arms, closes eyes and stands in corner by himself like a loner*
MDA- *Follows Kai over to corner* Why do you have markings on your face? Why are you so rude? Why do you hate Tyson so much? Why do you say Hmph so much? Why do you wear a ripped-up bed sheet round your neck? Why is your hair 2 colours? Why do you hardly ever bey-blade? Why are you so cool?
Kai- Whatever. *Ignores MDA*
Ray- What am I doing here?
Jolly- You're the new 'Shadi Shoes' victim, I was gonna bring Lee, your enemy in, but he's too ugly, so you're here instead. Where d'you get your 'Shadi shoes' from?
Ray- Who's Shadi?
MDA- Some Egyptian bloke in a turban.
Yami Y- I let him search the corridors of my mind.
Yami B- He's after me for having 2 millennium items, when he has 2 himself.
Yami M- He gave Malik the Millennium Rod.
Ray- Yeah, well, who are you people? Where am I? What am I doing here? And why are you asking about my shoes?
Jolly- Never mind, do you wanna play my YGO game? I need 3 more players. Any volunteers.
Ray- I spose I will, but how to you play it?
Yugi-Kitty- *Appears out of no-where* I'll play if I get to be Yami Y.
Jolly- Okay, why do you wanna be Yami Y?
Yugi-Kitty- Cos Yami Y and Malik are my fave characters and seeing as Malik isn't there, then I wanna be Yami Y.
Jolly- Good for you. We need one more person. Kai? Will you play?
Kai- *Picks up teacup* What? And miss dessert? *Sips tea from teacup.
Jolly- How rude, but I don't mind, seeing as you're Kai. Anyone?
Yami M- I'll play, I'm getting bored with watching them argue. *Points to Yami Y and Yami B who are still arguing about nothing really*
Jolly- Right, this is my game, Yu-Gi-Oh!( Millennium( Game, and this is how you play it. *Begins explaining rules* Everyone following me so far?
Ray- Not really.
Yami M- No, it's too complicated.
Yugi-Kitty- Yes.
Jolly- Good, *Finishes explaining rules* Now let's choose the characters we're gonna be. *Picks a piece of paper outta hat to determine which character she was gonna be* Damn, I never get what I want, I always get stupid Jono.
Yugi-Kitty- *Picks paper outta hat* Yay, Yami Y!
Yami M- Hey, how come I'm not here! Oh well *Picks out piece of paper* Mai? Mai? I get stupid Mai, grr, this is un-fair.
Ray- *Picks up paper* Kaiba, who's Kaiba?
Jolly- We answer questions later, play now.
*Begin to play game*
Yami Y- Fine, can we at least agree that both the answer and the question didn't make sense? Cos other-wise this will go on forever, and look, the play's starting again.
Yami B- Fine then, be like that *Whispering* Does to.
*Curtains go up*
*All about to walk into room* Trisatan- Jono, you know that you said I was dumb?
Jono- Yeah
Trisatan- Well, you're even dumber, cos you called Weevil ACG when it was Rex who was the ACG, not him.
Jono- I meant to say that.
Trisatan- How cumz?
Jono- Cos, I was, er, testing you to see if you would notice, and you did, so you're not so dumb after all.
Trisatan- Well, that's okay then, I'm not angry with any of you.
*All walk in to room and gasp. The stage rotates round to reveal a huge platform with fires at either side, there's a lotta smoke and lighting, in the middle of a big screen at the back of the stage is a face that bears no real resemblance to anyone. It's bald-ish and old, sorta like Old Kai from DBZ, but without the purple skin*
Head- I am the great and powerful Duelist of Oz. Who are you?
Jono- Aagh, you sure don't look like Bakura. Or sound like him.
Yugi- You idiot, it's not really him, it's not sposed to look like him, sheesh you really are stupid.
Mai- *Steps forward* I am Dorothy, the small and meek, I wish to be-
Head- The great and powerful Oz knows why you have come. Step forward Tin- man.
Kaiba- Yes, what is it?
Head- How dare you come here! You over-grown tin can.
Kaiba- Well, I didn't mean any dis-respect, I, I was just wondering if I could have a-
Head- Yes, you want a heart. Step forward scarecrow.
Trisatan- Huh?
Head-You dumb old stuffed mattress, you come in here and expect to be given a brain? What do you take me for, some conjurer of cheap tricks?
Trisatan- But-but-but-
Head- Oh be quiet you, lion step forward.
Yugi- Y-y-y-y-yes?
Head- Boo.
Yugi- Aagh! *Faints*
Mai- You're so mean to poor old lion, you must know that he gets scared easily.
Head- SILENCE! I will grant your requests on one condition, you bring me the broomstick of the W.W.W, now go, NOW!
*All run out*
Jono- Now that, is definitely not Bakura
Kaiba- Concentrate on the task at hand.
Jono- Okay. Kaiba, how cumz when Pikachu used Thunderbolt earlier, you were wearing metal and you didn't get hurt?
Kaiba- Erm, good question, I'll get back to you on that one.
*Curtain goes down*
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That was the chapter, I'll up-date as soon as possible, soon, I'll be doing the categories and you can like vote for them or summat, I dunno, this is me, Jolly, signing off till next time,
From her Jolliness,
The Jolly Leprechaun.
Disclaimer- Don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Wizard of Oz. (Or I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!)
On with the next chapter-
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(Backstage)
Otogi- Fine Weevil, I finished all the tasks you asked me to do, except for the wear a humiliating costume one, cos I'm on soon and I won't be able to get changed back into this costume quickly enough. Oh yeah, you know your name, is a real bug, well that bug is also called a snout beetle, so neh, you've got a dumb name.
Weevil- How dare you insult my name! I will torture you now. *Shoves Otogi into the middle of an Australian rainforest*
Otogi- *Shouting* I'm a Yu-Gi-Oh character, Get Me Out Of Here!
Weevil- Ha ha, now you have to spend the night with my best friends, the bugs. *Dumps 9,000,000,000 bugs on Otogi's head*
Otogi- I am so gonna sue you for this.
Mokuba- My Big Brother isn't as mean as you.
Weevil- Do you wanna join him?
Mokuba- Nope.
Weevil- Oh well, you can anyway. *Dumps Mokuba, Isis, Bandit Keith, Rebecca, Rex, Panik and Kimo with Otogi in the middle of the Australian rainforest* This is fun, now they have to face the Bush Tucker trial. To hang up side down from the tallest tree, while having bugs poured on top of them and wolves trying to eat them, this is fun, let's ask the rest of the people in this room, who should stand trial.
Rishido- *Turns over a 'Weakest Link' style board with name on it* Rebecca
Pegsy- *Turns over board* Mokuba
Bonz- *Turns over board* Bandit Keith.
Tsunami- *Turns over board* Otogi
Croquet- *Turns over board* Rex
Tea- *Turns over board* Isis
Cecilia- *Turns over board* Panik
Grandpa- *Turns over board* Kimo
Weevil- Okay then, you all voted for different people, but seeing as there is one person left, it's up to you Shadi.
Shadi- Too busy playing PKMN Crystal, but seeing as I wanna make Otogi suffer, I vote him. *Turns over board* Otogi.
Weevil- Ha, so it's you Otogi, what do you have to say.
Otogi- I hate you Weevil.
Weevil- Good for you, now for your punishment-
Backstage announcement- On in a few minutes, and get those people back from Australia, we need em soon.
Weevil- *Muttering* Spoil my fun why don't you, well seeing as they're stuck there, lets punish them some more later.
(Audience)
Yami B- *Still playing Fib finder with Yami Y* Right, my turn to pick up a card *Picks up card* All right! Make up your own question. Hmm, let me see, do you like eating potatoes, no, that's a useless question, can somebody help me please? I can't think of a question.
Yami Y- It doesn't matter what question you ask, I can't lose, one more right answer and I've won, one more wrong answer from you and you've lost, just admit it, I can't lose, I beat you before, and I'll beat you again.
Yami B- Wanna bet? Right, seeing as no-one is helping me, I'll ask, erm, who do you like best out of this audience group?
Yami Y- You idiot, I can only answer questions yes and no and now you have wasted the question, I can just answer anything, so I say, no.
Yami B- But that makes no sense at all.
Yami Y- Neither does your question.
Yami B- Does to.
Yami Y- Does not.
*Continue like that for ages*
Jolly- *Ignoring them* Now for the new 'Shadi Shoes' victim. Ray from Beyblade! *Ray appears* Also, I will bring the best character from Beyblade, Kai, in, cos I want to. *Kai appears*
MDA- *Goes into some sorta trance* Kai Kai Kai Kai Kai Kai Kai Kai Kai Kai Ray Kai Kai Kai Kai Kai Kai Kai Kai Kai Kai.
Kai- Hmph *Folds arms, closes eyes and stands in corner by himself like a loner*
MDA- *Follows Kai over to corner* Why do you have markings on your face? Why are you so rude? Why do you hate Tyson so much? Why do you say Hmph so much? Why do you wear a ripped-up bed sheet round your neck? Why is your hair 2 colours? Why do you hardly ever bey-blade? Why are you so cool?
Kai- Whatever. *Ignores MDA*
Ray- What am I doing here?
Jolly- You're the new 'Shadi Shoes' victim, I was gonna bring Lee, your enemy in, but he's too ugly, so you're here instead. Where d'you get your 'Shadi shoes' from?
Ray- Who's Shadi?
MDA- Some Egyptian bloke in a turban.
Yami Y- I let him search the corridors of my mind.
Yami B- He's after me for having 2 millennium items, when he has 2 himself.
Yami M- He gave Malik the Millennium Rod.
Ray- Yeah, well, who are you people? Where am I? What am I doing here? And why are you asking about my shoes?
Jolly- Never mind, do you wanna play my YGO game? I need 3 more players. Any volunteers.
Ray- I spose I will, but how to you play it?
Yugi-Kitty- *Appears out of no-where* I'll play if I get to be Yami Y.
Jolly- Okay, why do you wanna be Yami Y?
Yugi-Kitty- Cos Yami Y and Malik are my fave characters and seeing as Malik isn't there, then I wanna be Yami Y.
Jolly- Good for you. We need one more person. Kai? Will you play?
Kai- *Picks up teacup* What? And miss dessert? *Sips tea from teacup.
Jolly- How rude, but I don't mind, seeing as you're Kai. Anyone?
Yami M- I'll play, I'm getting bored with watching them argue. *Points to Yami Y and Yami B who are still arguing about nothing really*
Jolly- Right, this is my game, Yu-Gi-Oh!( Millennium( Game, and this is how you play it. *Begins explaining rules* Everyone following me so far?
Ray- Not really.
Yami M- No, it's too complicated.
Yugi-Kitty- Yes.
Jolly- Good, *Finishes explaining rules* Now let's choose the characters we're gonna be. *Picks a piece of paper outta hat to determine which character she was gonna be* Damn, I never get what I want, I always get stupid Jono.
Yugi-Kitty- *Picks paper outta hat* Yay, Yami Y!
Yami M- Hey, how come I'm not here! Oh well *Picks out piece of paper* Mai? Mai? I get stupid Mai, grr, this is un-fair.
Ray- *Picks up paper* Kaiba, who's Kaiba?
Jolly- We answer questions later, play now.
*Begin to play game*
Yami Y- Fine, can we at least agree that both the answer and the question didn't make sense? Cos other-wise this will go on forever, and look, the play's starting again.
Yami B- Fine then, be like that *Whispering* Does to.
*Curtains go up*
*All about to walk into room* Trisatan- Jono, you know that you said I was dumb?
Jono- Yeah
Trisatan- Well, you're even dumber, cos you called Weevil ACG when it was Rex who was the ACG, not him.
Jono- I meant to say that.
Trisatan- How cumz?
Jono- Cos, I was, er, testing you to see if you would notice, and you did, so you're not so dumb after all.
Trisatan- Well, that's okay then, I'm not angry with any of you.
*All walk in to room and gasp. The stage rotates round to reveal a huge platform with fires at either side, there's a lotta smoke and lighting, in the middle of a big screen at the back of the stage is a face that bears no real resemblance to anyone. It's bald-ish and old, sorta like Old Kai from DBZ, but without the purple skin*
Head- I am the great and powerful Duelist of Oz. Who are you?
Jono- Aagh, you sure don't look like Bakura. Or sound like him.
Yugi- You idiot, it's not really him, it's not sposed to look like him, sheesh you really are stupid.
Mai- *Steps forward* I am Dorothy, the small and meek, I wish to be-
Head- The great and powerful Oz knows why you have come. Step forward Tin- man.
Kaiba- Yes, what is it?
Head- How dare you come here! You over-grown tin can.
Kaiba- Well, I didn't mean any dis-respect, I, I was just wondering if I could have a-
Head- Yes, you want a heart. Step forward scarecrow.
Trisatan- Huh?
Head-You dumb old stuffed mattress, you come in here and expect to be given a brain? What do you take me for, some conjurer of cheap tricks?
Trisatan- But-but-but-
Head- Oh be quiet you, lion step forward.
Yugi- Y-y-y-y-yes?
Head- Boo.
Yugi- Aagh! *Faints*
Mai- You're so mean to poor old lion, you must know that he gets scared easily.
Head- SILENCE! I will grant your requests on one condition, you bring me the broomstick of the W.W.W, now go, NOW!
*All run out*
Jono- Now that, is definitely not Bakura
Kaiba- Concentrate on the task at hand.
Jono- Okay. Kaiba, how cumz when Pikachu used Thunderbolt earlier, you were wearing metal and you didn't get hurt?
Kaiba- Erm, good question, I'll get back to you on that one.
*Curtain goes down*
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That was the chapter, I'll up-date as soon as possible, soon, I'll be doing the categories and you can like vote for them or summat, I dunno, this is me, Jolly, signing off till next time,
From her Jolliness,
The Jolly Leprechaun.