10 Ways to Annoy the Heck out of HP Characters

by Cynicism and Happiness

Self explanatory. If you can't figure out what this fic is about, I scoff at you.

14. Flitwick I LOVE SHORTNESS

Disclaimer: Don't own HP, get it?

10 Ways to Annoy Flitwick

1) Use the Banishing Charm on his stack of books when he's about to climb it

2) Explode a feather in his class

3) Talk loudly about a Wizard of Oz remake and tell him to audition for Munchkin

4) Make him fly "by accident"

5) Pretend that you think he's a house elf

6) Steal his pile of books and say you needed them for research

7) Lift him up onto a shelf and leave him there for a class

8) Take Fred and George's fireworks and send one shaped like a dragon after him

9) Eat his supply of Sugar Mice

10) Intentionally pronounce words wrong, especially incantations, when he's around.

A/N: Any suggestions for others?