Raw May 11, 2009
I walked down the halls pissed, but that's common for me lately. The person I was pissed at this time wasn't Chris, Melina, or Morgan; it was Cena. Why? I got a call from a crying Michelle Saturday night. She told me that she caught John cheating on her with Mickie James. I wasn't just let John get away with it as Chris did the same to me with Morgan. That's what people call the Chris Jericho thing. John sees me and motions for me to come over there. I walk over to John.
"What, Cena?" I ask.
"Why are Randy, Ted, and Cody not talking to me?" He asks.
"Maybe because you cheated on Michelle with Mickie. Michelle's their friend too."
"But Randy's my best friend."
"Actually Marissa's cousin, Kenny, is my best friend. Has been since high school." Randy walks up to us. "You're just an ass that cheated on one of my girlfriend's best friends."
"Randy-"
Randy grabs my hand and we walk away. We head to his locker-room. He sighs and we sit down on the couch.
"Are you okay?" I ask him.
"Just frustrated with John, but seeing you in that dress calms me down." He replies smirking at me.
"This dress is the only way Stephanie is letting us get away with kissing on screen."
"Creative wrote it into the storyline."
"I know, but you know how Stephanie is."
"True."
Later On
We start filming a segment. I'm outside Legacy's locker-room while Randy is inside. I knock on the door. Randy opens it.
"What happened on SmackDown?" I ask.
"You should know; you were there." He replies.
"I meant between us. What are we now?"
"We kissed, and we can be whatever you want us to be." He brushes back a piece of my hair.
"I don't know, Randy. We both have titles to defend this Sunday at Judgment Day."
"I know we can both focus on our title defenses and still be together."
"Okay."
I leave go to get ready for the Number One Contender's Battle Royal for a Divas Championship match at Judgment Day on Sunday. Maryse and I are on Commentary.
The Match
I can tell you're feelin' me
The way you looking at me
Won't ya come and let me see
Just how you diggin' on me…
Kelly Kelly, Candice Michelle, Brie Bella, Nikki Bella, Melina, Mickie James, Beth Phoenix, Natalya (both returning from our attacks), Rosa Mendes, Eve, Michelle, Alicia Fox, Layla, Maria, Katie Lee Burchill, Gail Kim, and Jillian Hall walk down the ramp and enter the ring. The Divas group up and our song plays.
Pourquoi es-tu si belle?
Pourquoi tu bouges comme ça?
Pourquoi tu me fais mal?
Oh je me sens tout nu…
We walk out and over to commentary with Jerry Lawler and Michael Cole. They welcome us. The match starts.
The Divas brawl in the ring and I hear Jerry Lawler ask who we think would win if Michelle or Eve doesn't.
"Rosa Mendes" Maryse replies. Rosa gets eliminated by Candice.
"There goes Rosa." I say. Jillian gets eliminated by Michelle and Eve. "And Jillian."
"Time for a new pick...I pick Katie Lee."
Beth and Natalya eliminate Nikki and Brie; then Michelle and Eve eliminate Beth and Natalya.
"The Bellas, Beth, and Natalya are out."
Katie Lee and Eve are on the apron; Mickie James kicks them off.
"That's not fair! She eliminated Eve and my pick!"
"That's ridiculous!"
Michelle eliminates Alicia; Candice eliminates Kelly and Layla.
"Come on, Michelle!"
Michelle, Candice, Melina, Maria, Gail, and Mickie are left in Battle Royal. Melina and Mickie are working together; Maria and Gail are too. Candice and Michelle are on their own. Maria and Gail go to eliminate Candice, but she ducks and eliminates them. At the same time, Melina and Mickie eliminate Michelle. That leaves Candice, Mickie, and Melina in the Battle Royal. Melina and Mickie go to eliminate Candice, but she duck and gives both a clothesline. Candice grabs Melina and throws her out by her hair. Now only Candice and Mickie are left. They fight for a while, but eventually Mickie eliminates Candice and wins.
Mickie celebrates in the ring and Maryse and I take off our headsets and roam to the sides of the ring. Michelle and Eve ,who are still at ringside, roam to the other sides. We all climb onto the apron at the same time, and Mickie realizes she's in trouble, but before we can attack...
It feels like
I want to let go(go)
Show you think i'll never ever show(show)
Were burning down the house tonight
Step into the bright spotlight…
Morgan runs out to the ring and comes to Mickie's aide. We back off and I grab a microphone.
"You think you're so clever. We'll see on SmackDown. Mickie James and Morgan Ouellet versus Me and Maryse!"
